🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Also, it going to be fucked up due to the consumption of alcohol and drugs since Rozy.

Not trying to spam, but I would encourage everyone to read up on epigenetics, how your lifestyle affects gene expression in your offspring, and how early life experiences affect gene expression. This dude is literally breeding lolcows

Here’s a pretty short digestible podcast by daddy Huberman on the subject.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Its a bad idea to talk about this sort of thing early.

 

[Truly Rural]

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I thought he said he was going to go talk to May since she was mad at him and he didn't talk to her before he rushed downstairs to find possibly negative test in the trash to show it on the show while his guests were left confused on discord and had no clue what was going on.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Classy

Doesn't Ralph believe he's gonna die before he hits 50? The only reason I can think of for him to keep having kids is he needs a son to himself since he can't see Xander except supervised. Obviously Cozy Rozy can't carry on the Ralphamale legacy since she had the poor fortune to not be born with a dick. If demon baby #3 is a boy then Rozy will immediately be neglected and forgotten in the Ralph household.

 

[germboy]

Inb4 its another "work". This isn't the first time he's claimed may is pregnant again.

 

[Retard#7822]

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Demon child 3 incoming

>Inb4 gayfabe

What a way to announce something as joyous as another baby on the way. Ralph bros down BAD.

 

[TV's Adam West]

This is the one time I'll say it's a shame the children survived.

 

[RussianParasite]

Fucking big brain, letting the baby be born in Mexico making harder to get treatment or become a citizen.

Yes on the treatment part, no one the citizen part. You just have to inform the US embassy of your child’s birth abroad and they issue you documentation. In some countries you have to submit these in person but it looks like in Mexico US citizens can report/file this online.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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Demon child 3 incoming

Watch this be another "work" or whatever gay wrestling term he used last time.

But in the case it's not, may God have mercy on the newborn and may the harvest be plentiful on Horse suffering and Ralph seething. Insha'Allah!

 

[The Backwards Man]

And thus, with Solid Gunt (Xander) and Liquid Gunt (Rozy) and now the imminent birth of Solidus Gunt, ends the "Les Cochons Terribles"

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Now, is this child an own against Josh still, or a fuck you to Amanda's dad?

 

[Gabagooled]

2 children growing up to hate him wasn't enough.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Jesus wept.

 

[RussianParasite]

Now, is this child an own against Josh still, or a fuck you to Amanda's dad?

Judging by the movie Ralph just put out the other day called “Harry Morris: The Movie” I am going with the latter.

 

[Spergichu]

How long until this kid ends up covered in bruises like Rozy?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Making yet another child that he has no plans or ability to pay for.

He truly is a white nigger.

 

[ñññ]

Ralph 3 - Null 0

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

ralph is the biggest loser on the planet right now yet he's still getting laid and having kids. incels have no excuse.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Isn't this the second time within the span of 3 months that he's said Meigh was pregnant, only to almost immediately be proven wrong? It says a lot about Ralph when his first thought after finding out his wife might be pregnant is to immediately brag about it online before even asking her if she's actually pregnant.

 

[eDove]

ralph is the biggest loser on the planet right now yet he's still getting laid and having kids. incels have no excuse.

Even Incels don't wanna fuck women like May, though. Their standards are waaay too high (hence why they're involuntarily celibate).