🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Isn't this the second time within the span of 3 months that he's said Meigh was pregnant, only to almost immediately be proven wrong? It says a lot about Ralph when his first thought after finding out his wife might be pregnant is to immediately brag about it online before even asking her if she's actually pregnant.

Look, you brokedick farmers are just jealous that he gets to creampie Amanda whenever the fuck he wants bish.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Watch as this is another jape.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did he really wave around Mantsu’s piss-soaked pregnancy test and make a big announcement without her consent?

Sounds about right. I hope their Casa de Diarrhea rental came with plenty of wire hangers and gin.

 

[Truly Rural]

Isn't this the second time within the span of 3 months that he's said Meigh was pregnant

He didn't say she was pregnant before, he was saying that she might be/get pregnant since they were actively trying to knock her up and said they will announce it soon. This is closest to confirmation we got so far. A faint line that may or may not be positive pregnancy test. They would have had at least 2 failed chances in January and February, maybe 3, so if Ralph's dick works, his seed does miss sometimes.

Did he really wave around Mantsu’s piss-soaked pregnancy test and make a big announcement without her consent?

Sounds about right. I hope their Casa de Diarrhea rental came with plenty of wire hangers and gin.

He held it in front of the camera for 2 and half minutes. I'm not kidding.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Powerlevel: Viagra only gets you so far lmao

Given the revenge porn, it gets him 3 inches.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He didn't say she was pregnant before, he was saying that she might be/get pregnant since they were actively trying to knock her up and said they will announce it soon. This is closest to confirmation we got so far. A faint line that may or may not be positive pregnancy test. They would have had at least 2 failed chances in January and February, maybe 3, so if Ralph's dick works, his seed does miss sometimes.

Dude I am like 90% sure he said Meigh was pregnant, and we even had a Demon Baby 3 thread made before it turned out she wasn't pregnant.

Nevermind. Turns out he was vagueposting about how "POTENT" is cum is (gross) and strongly implied she was pregnant, then said it was all a work all along just to piss off Meigh's family.
Literally 2 months ago, by the way. So I guess we're on Ralphareruns now.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Man bear pig going hard with his litter of baby cub piglet ponies. Mexico has gained another gringo.

 

[Spergichu]

Even Incels don't wanna fuck women like May, though. Their standards are waaay too high (hence why they're involuntarily celibate).

If not having low enough standards to fuck Meigh makes me an incel, then get me a black light. I've got some hunting to do.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Even Incels don't wanna fuck women like May, though. Their standards are waaay too high (hence why they're involuntarily celibate).

I remember one dude on our own dear forum who has the hots for the horse of apocalypse

 

[Truly Rural]

Dude I am like 90% sure he said Meigh was pregnant, and we even had a Demon Baby 3 thread made before it turned out she wasn't pregnant.

Yes we had a thread because he kept yapping about fucking Harry's first born and how next one will be a boy and how he'll name it something something Ralph to spite Harry, and said they will soon make an announcement (as if they knew it'll happen for sure) etc. I've been watching Ralph more than ever since January and I did not hear him ever say she is pregnant, til tonight.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being unable to afford the children you do have, and openly abusing the one who lives with you, then expecting people to be impressed that you’ve got another on the way.

Ralph is so desperate to feel special that he’s talked himself into believing that dumping a load in an ugly tranny makes him accomplished. The only feat involved is getting it up for Meigh, but then again this is Ralph. His standards are notoriously low and he’s admitted to getting a boner for Daddy Jim’s voice. I’m sure he’s thinking about Brokeback Metokur when he squirts his rancid seed in her baggy pussy.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

ralph is the biggest loser on the planet right now yet he's still getting laid and having kids. incels have no excuse.

Yeah but he's getting laid by having sex with Meigh; I'd rather join the priesthood and actual hold my vow of celibacy than even get into a bed with that thing let alone fuck it.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The only feat involved is getting it up for Meigh, but then again this is Ralph. His standards are notoriously low and he’s admitted to getting a boner for Daddy Jim’s voice. I’m sure he’s thinking about Brokeback Metokur when he squirts his rancid seed in her baggy pussy.

With how much Xanax and booze is flowing through his veins, on top of the ugly horsebride, I'd say it's still a feat that defies nature.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

With how much Xanax and booze is flowing through his veins, on top of the ugly horsebride, I'd say it's still a feat that defies nature.

He could just jack it into a cup while listening to old voice clips of Daddy Jim saying nice things about him and his show and turkey baste it into Meigh.

I'll take my horrifying and Islamic stickers now, thank you.

 

[Truly Rural]

Imagine being unable to afford the children you do have, and openly abusing the one who lives with you, then expecting people to be impressed that you’ve got another on the way.

Actually I watched it live and one once he told Beardson and Keith that May is pregnant Beardson's head just shook "no" before he even said anything. Even Beardsons unconscious mind knows this is fucked up. Beardson. Was funny to see.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He could just jack it into a cup while listening to old voice clips of Daddy Jim saying nice things about him and his show and turkey baste it into Meigh.

Or he makes Meigh wear a Harry Morris mask while he has earbuds in listening to Daddy Jim.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With how much Xanax and booze is flowing through his veins, on top of the ugly horsebride, I'd say it's still a feat that defies nature.

I was curious what it would look like if Meigh went to a Mexican stud for this pregnancy. AI says that Mantsu + Lou Diamond Phillips gets you this daughter:



Looks like Nick Cave.

 

[make_it_so]

Poast/Archive

 

[Truly Rural]

I was curious what it would look like if Meigh went to a Mexican stud for this pregnancy. AI says that Mantsu + Lou Diamond Phillips gets you this daughter:

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Looks like Nick Cave.

This is so unfair. Nick Cave has a button nose. But he did publish this masterpiece

 

[Pizdec]

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T / A

Is this supposed to be an off-hand reference?

Also how far along are we, buddy? Are we announcing it too early maybe? Are we past first tri, where it can end up self terminating?