Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

[Sonic Rainboom]

Not saying I'm skeptical, but could you please post a screencap of the message you got from Amazon about that? I'd like to see it and laugh at just how much of a human cockroach Chris is to not only try to scam you but that he'd even try to starve his own mother just to get a few bucks.

It's just the standard refund message. I didn't request a refund, so I can only assume Chris and/or Barb did, but I don't know what they said to Amazon. I got the refund the day after the bananas were delivered, so I doubt they sent the package back.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It's just the standard refund message. I didn't request a refund, so I can only assume Chris and/or Barb did, but I don't know what they said to Amazon. I got the refund the day after the bananas were delivered, so I doubt they sent the package back.

Given what we know about Chris's past with "wheelin and dealin" (read: stealin), this sounds pretty likely.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

Given what we know about Chris's past with "wheelin and dealin" (read: stealin), this sounds pretty likely.

Yeah, I'm just surprised the notoriously lazy Chris actually went to the effort. Or maybe it was Barb.

 

[Marvin]

Jesus fuck, that's actual domestic abuse. And to think people were worried about Barb a couple of weeks back.

To clarify, I said "semi-violent" because I haven't heard of Barb actually striking Chris. But she's willing to scream and flip shit over and wreck stuff. Essentially physically intimidating Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

It's just the standard refund message. I didn't request a refund, so I can only assume Chris and/or Barb did, but I don't know what they said to Amazon. I got the refund the day after the bananas were delivered, so I doubt they sent the package back.

You should have immediately bought something else that would have offset wasting Amazon's money on your dipshit weenery.

To clarify, I said "semi-violent" because I haven't heard of Barb actually striking Chris. But she's willing to scream and flip shit over and wreck stuff. Essentially physically intimidating Chris.

Lots of abusive assholes limit their abuse to flipping shit over and wrecking shit and attacking physical objects in the environment. Barb is abusive. Let's just admit that. It's less abusive in recent memory because she's just weaker and feebler.

 

[JULAY]

It's just the standard refund message. I didn't request a refund, so I can only assume Chris and/or Barb did, but I don't know what they said to Amazon. I got the refund the day after the bananas were delivered, so I doubt they sent the package back.

Are you autistic, or just really, really stupid? At least you didn't send him $500 this time, you fucking moron.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Lots of abusive assholes limit their abuse to flipping shit over and wrecking shit and attacking physical objects in the environment. Barb is abusive. Let's just admit that. It's less abusive in recent memory because she's just weaker and feebler.

Yep. Threat of physical violence is just as bad as the actual act.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

You should have immediately bought something else that would have offset wasting Amazon's money on your dipshit weenery.



Lots of abusive assholes limit their abuse to flipping shit over and wrecking shit and attacking physical objects in the environment. Barb is abusive. Let's just admit that. It's less abusive in recent memory because she's just weaker and feebler.

Amazon probably got their money back from some poor ass contracted farmer in bumfuck nowhere. His family are the ones who got screwed out of a dinner's worth of $ by having things sent to Chris.

 

[Somar]

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Cut the bullshit, Chris.

Your mother has Medicare. What a fuckin schnorrer.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

THE TEETH PROBLEM EXCUSE RETURNS! He spent none of the teeth money idiots sent him from before.

 

[OrsonZedd]

What's with this OR business? He needs either 20 dollars or 50 dollars, not one OR the other. If it's an integer between 20 and 50 he should say so. Is there a special problem that 20 dollars can fix, but and extra 30 dollars can fix just as well? Or is he expecting us to give him one single bill and is providing one of two denominations he accepts. Perhaps we should send him 20 dollars in 2 dollar bills and dollar coins then.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Cut the bullshit, Chris.

Your mother has Medicare. What a fuckin schnorrer.

Medicare doesn't cover dental work or dentures, though.

Which doesn't invalidate your larger point, of course!

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

If dentures is what she needs, it should be a hell of a lot easier to raise $20 ifyaknowwhutImean

 

[Barley]

If dentures is what she needs, it should be a hell of a lot easier to raise $20 ifyaknowwhutImean

That's gotta be the most awkward blowjob you could get for that price.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Meth lab... He too stupid to safely operate a bloody coffee maker in the first place.
Apart from being far too inept to follow any kind of chemical recipe.

Tell him mixing bleach and toilet bowl cleaner will make magic rocks that he can sell.

What's with this OR business? He needs either 20 dollars or 50 dollars, not one OR the other. If it's an integer between 20 and 50 he should say so. Is there a special problem that 20 dollars can fix, but and extra 30 dollars can fix just as well? Or is he expecting us to give him one single bill and is providing one of two denominations he accepts. Perhaps we should send him 20 dollars in 2 dollar bills and dollar coins then.

Its interesting theres no $50 micro transaction in Pokemon Go but there is a $20 one. Is there a way to check other users profiles in that game? Maybe he uses GoChat.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I'm betting chris only said 20 or 50 because those are amounts you can get in one bill and just popped up first
also where the fuck can you get your teeth fixed for only 50 bucks? is chris sending barb to a back alley?

 

[Darndirty]

I'm betting chris only said 20 or 50 because those are amounts you can get in one bill and just popped up first
also where the fuck can you get your teeth fixed for only 50 bucks? is chris sending barb to a back alley?

Anyone who thinks that money is for barbs teeth is a fool. I'd be willing bet a portion of my paycheck it's for Pokémon GO. it's a new pokemon game and Chris has already spent his tugboat he's freaking out because he's missing out on pokemon. Incidentally it's a game that's almost useless to him except to buy more useless shit, cause he doesn't go anywhere

 

[Barley]

To whoever keeps donating to Chris: please stop. Why the fuck do I even have to say this?

They do it because we react, these donations get mentioned with tons of comments and some people getting mad about it.
That's why they do it. We react to it and give them the attention they want so they keep doing it.

 

[Ruin]

It's just the standard refund message. I didn't request a refund, so I can only assume Chris and/or Barb did, but I don't know what they said to Amazon. I got the refund the day after the bananas were delivered, so I doubt they sent the package back.

Stop trying to shill your weenery. You're not an epic troll, no one thinks you're funny, and what you did was incredibly retarded.