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It's really unsettling how happy and carefree Chris looks in his intake photo. Like he had zero issue raping his own mother and felt no guilt whatsoever about it. He almost looks satisfied.
Containment What WILL Chris's Fate be? - How do you think it will end?
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After receiving advice from the miscreants on Julay's location Chris boards a rickety yacht on an ill advised journey to Fiji. After sailing it through a thunderstorm almost claiming his life the weather begins to clear with the ferocious gales replaced by calm winds propelling his vessel towards the clear blue offing.
In the distance the sky slowly changes into what appears to be a solid wall. The boom of his yacht slices through the concrete and everything comes to a sudden stop. Chris spots a small walkway in front of him that extends out in both directions. He spends the next few hours walking aimlessly around the circumference of the dome encasing him.
Null watching him from above picks up a microphone [cue dramatic music].
"Chris", says Null softly.
"I am the creator... of a website that gives lulz to millions."
"Then who am I?" replies Chris autistically.
"You're the tard. Chris, listen to me. There's no more vidya or legos out there than there is in the world I created for you. The same lies. The same deceit. But in my world, you have nothing to fear. I know you better than you know yourself."
Chris stands in front of a door. He puts his hand on the handle and turns it gently, it's unlocked! He looks up at the sky, smiles and then shits himself.
"Have a good and safe day" says Chris. And with that he exits through the door. Never to be seen again.
In the distance the sky slowly changes into what appears to be a solid wall. The boom of his yacht slices through the concrete and everything comes to a sudden stop. Chris spots a small walkway in front of him that extends out in both directions. He spends the next few hours walking aimlessly around the circumference of the dome encasing him.
Null watching him from above picks up a microphone [cue dramatic music].
"Chris", says Null softly.
"I am the creator... of a website that gives lulz to millions."
"Then who am I?" replies Chris autistically.
"You're the tard. Chris, listen to me. There's no more vidya or legos out there than there is in the world I created for you. The same lies. The same deceit. But in my world, you have nothing to fear. I know you better than you know yourself."
Chris stands in front of a door. He puts his hand on the handle and turns it gently, it's unlocked! He looks up at the sky, smiles and then shits himself.
"Have a good and safe day" says Chris. And with that he exits through the door. Never to be seen again.
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soapy124
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its a screenshot of pictures someone else posted in a diff thread, and he said that he looks delusional about jail, ready to break free and fuck barb in a few days. couldnt have said it better myself
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He will DIE, fucking BARB, with her in bondage, by the entire police force of Virginia. He will refuse to surrender, as he rapes that Barbussy until his death, shooting loads as the cops shoot him with their sniper rifles.
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Not likely. He's much more likely imo to turn into Randy Stair 2.0. He's also sympathized with serial killers before, albeit as "alleged serial killers" like he thought they were framed. At this point even though I don't like speculating since I feel like my speculations change the results, I think if no one restrains him he will kill people and then himself even if he delusionally thinks he's "sending them to the Merge."
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Chris was conditioned that he would get the autism pass like he has his entire life, plus he knew Barb wouldn't pursue anything so I can see how he thought this would blow over.
I can also see that Chris knows right from wrong on a societal level, but like many autists that I've known, if they can provide a justifiable reason against that societal wrong, then they don't care.
soapy124
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ohhh, definitely. and his delusions definitely also played into that - him going a bit more and more off the rails each month... then being sent to jail, but its ok, he was just soulbonding with his mama
edit: i think the autism pass thinking also comes from how bob raised him. or tried to, he was too easy on him his whole life
Ken_Penders69
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No way in hell Chris chan winds up institutionalized. He's not insane. The dimensional merge was something he grandfathered on to in order to start a religion and mearly was to proud to admit was a lost cause cuz he'd invested too much into (classic sunken cost fallacy)
The Jesus larping I'm sufficiently convinced is a roose to convince people he's coo coo for coco puffs to dodge prison time.
The Jesus larping I'm sufficiently convinced is a roose to convince people he's coo coo for coco puffs to dodge prison time.
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Institutionalization is those whose mental state makes them a threat to themselves or others, which Chris will be for the rest of his life.
Ken_Penders69
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The threat has to be imminent. There are plenty of people far more dangerous than Chris who can't be locked up.
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Chris Chan will die of radiation poisoning in the aftermath of WW3 after drinking all of the unholy liquid he found in a abandoned McDonald's deep fryer. Mark my words.
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I have a more epic ending in mind for Chris. He's homeless, dehydrated and starving, and one day he stares blankly into the sky, and he sees a vision of Magi-Chan telling him its time to bring on the merge now. Chris reinvigorated by divine(meaning deluded) command, robs a gun store and becomes decked out and ready for battle.
He storms a sonic fan convention and slaughters dozens, and takes hundreds as hostages, preparing to sacrifice them to bring on the merge. The police arrive in force and fight Chris Chan in a great battle lasting seven days and seven nights. Chris is eventually overwhelmed and bleeds out from two dozen gunshot wounds, his last words being "Barby-Chan I'm cummin HOOOOME!" before gracelessly expiring.
He storms a sonic fan convention and slaughters dozens, and takes hundreds as hostages, preparing to sacrifice them to bring on the merge. The police arrive in force and fight Chris Chan in a great battle lasting seven days and seven nights. Chris is eventually overwhelmed and bleeds out from two dozen gunshot wounds, his last words being "Barby-Chan I'm cummin HOOOOME!" before gracelessly expiring.
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Lonely death. Hundreds of people show up to his funeral though.
He will be cremated so people dont piss on his fucking grave.
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Yes, but I figure if that Chris is ever let out, all he'll know is going back to 14BC, and thus Barb. Plus if he ever sees that all his toys were disposed of, we'll get the biggest spergout of his life.
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Where do you think he is now, then? I don't believe he's roaming freely, we would have known by now.
I can't imagine anything other than him being in a group home, we just haven't figured out which one yet.
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Chris will be the leader of a postapocalyptic hobo cult. Putin will nuke us all, and only Chris and his tribe of Morlocks will survive in the world ruled by apes.
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Ken_Penders69
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If he was in a group home he'd be posting videos and tweeting all day. Idk maybe he did have some "none of the above" choice. I've heard "sex offender towns" are a thing. Maybe his lawyer knows that chris is fucked and preemptively sent him there
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