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[White Lead]

I actually love the idea of modifying female sports so that they are better suited to how females are physically. This would also have the added bonus of kind of making troons ineligible to participate, since they'd be participating in a sport that isn't designed for their biology.

You know, the funny thing is, we already do that in sports like gymnastics. Women's gymnastics plays on what women's are good at ... grace, elegance, balance, flexibility, looking absolutely fabulous in leotards (as I am told, leotards are very, VERY popular with straight men.)

Men's gymnastics: upper body strength, display your muscles, jumping power, show off muscles, more upper body strength, swinging on a pummel horse with your balls 10 cm away from the handles, thus showing off your bravery, testing the strength of a metal bar while swinging around it like a maniac. All while looking absolutely shredded in tank tops.

Why it is verboten to think about other sports in the same way, I don't know.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Even just casually scrolling trough AO3 without filters, at least 1/3rd of the fics seem to be fujoshi tranny porn written by gaydens, with weird fetishes like omageverse and dllg and worse things that my brain has repressed, bdsm is almost a given at this point.
Same with tumblr and twatter, a bunch of very ugly and gross porn drawn by Aidens assaulting you when you didn't even look for it.

Agree that FTM can be as degenerate as MTF. Researching the great minds behind the degenerate fanfictions on AO3 is why I finally made an account here.

But! I must say that there are way more MTF (and men not even pretending to be anything but male pedophiles for the REALLY REALLY fucked up ones) on AO3 than I thought. There seem to be actual lesbians, the ones without a dick! I have a theory that AO3 may be the primary hangout spot for female pedos, which is why there are so many

@White Lead

swinging on a pummel horse with your balls 10 cm away from the handles, thus showing off your bravery,

But not quite brave enough for the beam

 

[LimeRikki]

You know, the funny thing is, we already do that in sports like gymnastics. Women's gymnastics plays on what women's are good at ... grace, elegance, balance, flexibility, looking absolutely fabulous in leotards (as I am told, leotards are very, VERY popular with straight men.)

Men's gymnastics: upper body strength, display your muscles, jumping power, show off muscles, more upper body strength, swinging on a pummel horse with your balls 10 cm away from the handles, thus showing off your bravery, testing the strength of a metal bar while swinging around it like a maniac. All while looking absolutely shredded in tank tops.

Why it is verboten to think about other sports in the same way, I don't know.

Because acknowledging differences of sex is bad for..... reasons

See I'm on kf because when I read stuff like that my 1st thought is "it is so cool that they have found different ways to highlight the strengths and talents of males and females without diminishing either." Such radical and extremists takes cannot be tolerated in today's society.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus fucked my ass with a badger.

You too huh?

This is why Church attendance numbers are dropping...

 

[Free the Pedos]

But! I must say that there are way more MTF (and men not even pretending to be anything but male pedophiles for the REALLY REALLY fucked up ones) on AO3 than I thought. There seem to be actual lesbians, the ones without a dick! I have a theory that AO3 may be the primary hangout spot for female pedos, which is why there are so many

Despite my username, I’m not a pedo so was shocked after spending years on AO3 to find actual explicit pedoing. I reported some but you can guess what came of it. It totally changed my view of the sites leadership and user base. I’ll never give them a ducking penny.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I do know that basically every tech conference has a creepy guy hassling the women there and there's an ongoing line of discussion in the organizers' group text about when and how to throw them out. Those guys transitioning would be a total nightmare.

PyCon UK boxes alphabet people off in their own corner for at least part of it, or it used to anyway. Neat solution, get them out of the way while also looking inclusive.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

TiF suddenly feels femme, likes being called a girlfriend, and has baby fever.
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Suddenly feeling feminine?

I've been on testosterone for almost a year now, it'll be a year in just two weeks. When I first started testosterone my dysphoria was so bad to the point I didn't shower for a month cause I couldn't stand seeing myself without baggy clothes on.

With coming up on a year, things have drastically changed. The thing is, I've always wanted to be feminine, but the way a guy is feminine. I asked everyone to call me by my chosen male name, and even went by he/him pronouns. I saw myself as a feminine man, who liked men. A gay trans man. Now, im questioning myself. I've been feeling extremely feminine. A while ago, someone called me their girlfriend as a joke (I was not out to them), and I liked the term. I enjoy being seen a feminine figure, but I'm not sure if I like she/her pronouns. Now I don't know if I want top surgery, but maybe just a breast reduction. Another thing that changed is I seem to mainly be into women now. I'm still into men, but NOWHERE near as much as I used to be. And for the first time in the 20 years of my life, i experienced baby fever, and I said to myself "I think I want to be pregnant".

I hate this feeling because I have seen myself as a trans man for seven years, and it feels like everything changed within a month, and it's so overwhelming!! I won't stop taking testosterone because I'm worried I'll regret it, but what if I don't like myself as masculine? What if I decide to be more feminine and start feeling dysphoric again? I don't know what to do, I'm almost heartbroken over this.

Save this image to give to anyone who asks why you are against trans kids

And don’t women sometimes play goalie like in hockey?

Dood, we couldn't even play touch rugby against the women's side is pregame warmups because they'd go flying if you touched them with the force you would a fellow man.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Remember this tranny who got his twitter account suspended?

The newest cow thread in stinkditch Till Kottman gets suspended from twitter and whines about not being able to make money.
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Sources and more discussion here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/till-...proprietiary-cybertillie.156088/post-15763629
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/till-...proprietiary-cybertillie.156088/post-15781189

He made another twitter account and got suspended for ban evasion:


Discussion here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/till-...proprietiary-cybertillie.156088/post-15901789
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/till-...proprietiary-cybertillie.156088/post-15905677

 

[gigatard]

You know, the funny thing is, we already do that in sports like gymnastics. Women's gymnastics plays on what women's are good at ... grace, elegance, balance, flexibility, looking absolutely fabulous in leotards (as I am told, leotards are very, VERY popular with straight men.)

Men's gymnastics: upper body strength, display your muscles, jumping power, show off muscles, more upper body strength, swinging on a pummel horse with your balls 10 cm away from the handles, thus showing off your bravery, testing the strength of a metal bar while swinging around it like a maniac. All while looking absolutely shredded in tank tops.

Why it is verboten to think about other sports in the same way, I don't know.

I'd really like to ask hardcore troon supporters why all the troon athletes we see who want to compete on women's teams are always in heavily male-dominated sports like cycling, swimming, or powerlifting and never in gymnastics or ice skating. I would pay money to see an awesome trans gal attempt a backflip over a four-inch beam, personally.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Dood, we couldn't even play touch rugby against the women's side is pregame warmups because they'd go flying if you touched them with the force you would a fellow man.

Now I want to see a team of Pooners play Football against the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Now I want to see a team of Pooners play Football against the Dallas Cowboys.

Real talk: I would guess the pooners would get their shit pushed in by the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

There's the occasional lantern-jawed Chad pooner, but most of them look like high school freshmen, greasy neckbeards, or the boys down at the pub.

And someone more familiar with the art and science of juicing can tell me: would gear alone confer athletic skill, or would you need a whole bunch of work behind that to do any good on the field? Like if you took a bunch of talented women and spent a year working on their soccer fundamentals, would they be able to defeat a team of pooners who spent the same time injecting T and lifting twice a week?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Naive Tif gets used by TiM partner for attention and as a bottom surgery nurse. Now her use has ended he doesn't care about her anymore.

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my(ftm22) partner(f24) of almost 5 years just told me I make her dysphoric

I thought we were going to get married one day. I picked out the date, I cared for her through bottom surgery in Thailand, I took off time from work. she told me that having sex would be something we could do after she has bottom surgery, it's been a while, I've helped her and shes enjoyed it. she touched me and told me I make her dysphoric. I was always so worried that was the case. she kept telling me it wasn't me it was her, but this time she admits it. it is me and it's been me all along. she got what she wanted and now it's time for her to let me know how she thinks of me. I can't afford surgery, and she knows sex makes me really uncomfortable, but I want pleasure so badly. I wish my body was worth existing. I care for her this whole time during surgery and outside of it and now she can let me know I make her dysphoric. I want to harm myself.

EDIT: Found another interesting post she made as well in r/polyamory 2 years ago.

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what do you do when a partner is not being open and honest about talking to other people / dating other people

my fiancee has decided to let me know today she has been romantically talking to someone for a few weeks. she is not sexual with me, and barely romantic. she is talking to a cis man. we are both trans and have both expressed potential jealousy with the other person dating a cis man or woman (because of genital jealousy and feeling compared).

I asked her yesterday if she was talking to someone romantically and she said no, and right before we went to get groceries she told me she actually had been talking to someone for weeks. I feel unwanted and unloved. she will not have a conversation with me about this. this is not the first time something similar has happened. she won't have a conversation with me.

I just want her to want me, and not someone with better genitals (she has mentioned before that having sex with me makes her dysphoric because of my genitalia, and has said she wishes I had different genitals. I feel very at a loss of what to do. I feel like I have shut down so that I do not feel so hurt

Feel sorry for this girl. She's being used by either a HSTS or a Gay AGP.

 

[Fapcop]

Real talk: I would guess the pooners would get their shit pushed in by the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

There's the occasional lantern-jawed Chad pooner, but most of them look like high school freshmen, greasy neckbeards, or the boys down at the pub.

And someone more familiar with the art and science of juicing can tell me: would gear alone confer athletic skill, or would you need a whole bunch of work behind that to do any good on the field? Like if you took a bunch of talented women and spent a year working on their soccer fundamentals, would they be able to defeat a team of pooners who spent the same time injecting T and lifting twice a week?

Lol!

Pooners don’t lift. All that juice is wasted on them.

And as for a pooner vs women match, raw muscle isn’t enough.

If the women train and the pooners train less or not at all, the women would likely win.

Skill is important in soccer. (Heck, just look at Maradona who could outplay younger, fit players despite being coked up and fat.)

And things like soccer IQ. Knowing where the ball will be in 20 seconds.

And not to forget: Just testosterone and lifting doesn’t turn pooners into being even close as strong as actual men. Men still have stronger bones, bigger and more efficient muscles, etc.

 

[Fapcop]

Naive Tif gets used by TiM partner for attention and as a bottom surgery nurse. Now her use has ended he doesn't care about her anymore.
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my(ftm22) partner(f24) of almost 5 years just told me I make her dysphoric

I thought we were going to get married one day. I picked out the date, I cared for her through bottom surgery in Thailand, I took off time from work. she told me that having sex would be something we could do after she has bottom surgery, it's been a while, I've helped her and shes enjoyed it. she touched me and told me I make her dysphoric. I was always so worried that was the case. she kept telling me it wasn't me it was her, but this time she admits it. it is me and it's been me all along. she got what she wanted and now it's time for her to let me know how she thinks of me. I can't afford surgery, and she knows sex makes me really uncomfortable, but I want pleasure so badly. I wish my body was worth existing. I care for her this whole time during surgery and outside of it and now she can let me know I make her dysphoric. I want to harm myself.

EDIT: Found another interesting post she made as well in r/polyamory 2 years ago.

Spoiler: Copy paste

what do you do when a partner is not being open and honest about talking to other people / dating other people

my fiancee has decided to let me know today she has been romantically talking to someone for a few weeks. she is not sexual with me, and barely romantic. she is talking to a cis man. we are both trans and have both expressed potential jealousy with the other person dating a cis man or woman (because of genital jealousy and feeling compared).

I asked her yesterday if she was talking to someone romantically and she said no, and right before we went to get groceries she told me she actually had been talking to someone for weeks. I feel unwanted and unloved. she will not have a conversation with me about this. this is not the first time something similar has happened. she won't have a conversation with me.

I just want her to want me, and not someone with better genitals (she has mentioned before that having sex with me makes her dysphoric because of my genitalia, and has said she wishes I had different genitals. I feel very at a loss of what to do. I feel like I have shut down so that I do not feel so hurt

Feel sorry for this girl. She's being used by either a HSTS or a Gay AGP.

Another pooner living’ dat awesome dood life the other pooners promised her:

 

[behindyourightnow]

Feel sorry for this girl. She's being used by either a HSTS or a Gay AGP.

That's just a standard AGP. AGPs often start going after men when they're deep into their fetish, because they want to "feel like a woman" by being fucked. They're not truly sexually attracted to men (the man is just a prop in the "being a woman" fantasy, which is why it's classified as "pseudo-bisexuality" and not actual bisexuality).

Chances her he was using the FtM as a convenient nursemaid + emotional support human, and now he's recovered from surgery and deep enough into the coomer AGP lifestyle he thinks he doesn't need her anymore.

Another FtM loses a happy stable relationship with a man she loves for the sake of going on a drug that will give her cystic acne and a neckbeard:



The cult assures her that it is good actually!



How many actual men have ever typed the phrase "sending love and healing to you"?

 

[Forgiven Autism]

How many actual men have ever typed the phrase "sending love and healing to you"?

None and I will continuingly be amazed by how chicks pretending to be guys still talk in a way that is blatantly female, can't they at least find some equivalent of the AGPs who talk in ridiculously exaggerated bimbo-speak? Like why has some Aiden never decided it would be more manly to say "Hey bro, I was reading your post while having a cold one with the boys and now I'm pissed the fuck off, after I finish this bear steak I'm going to go beat the shit out of a local nigger to vent some excess testosterone" instead of "omg i'm so sorry!!!! i wish i had more emotional guy friends like you, sending loving hugs and kisses <3333 xoxo"
Sorry rotdog dudebros but I'm going to have to give points to the axewounds on this one, it's not a good sign when you expose yourself as a fraud without even getting to a single picture of you

 

[Roland TB-303]

I'm giving strangers the keys to my happiness…

That’s actually a beautiful phrase right there that we should all take heed of. But I doubt she’d understand the irony in it until it’s too late. I suspect this one might be a detransitioner in our future if she has any normal people in her life.

 

[Free the Pedos]

None and I will continuingly be amazed by how chicks pretending to be guys still talk in a way that is blatantly female, can't they at least find some equivalent of the AGPs who talk in ridiculously exaggerated bimbo-speak? Like why has some Aiden never decided it would be more manly to say "Hey bro, I was reading your post while having a cold one with the boys and now I'm pissed the fuck off, after I finish this bear steak I'm going to go beat the shit out of a local nigger to vent some excess testosterone" instead of "omg i'm so sorry!!!! i wish i had more emotional guy friends like you, sending loving hugs and kisses <3333 xoxo"
Sorry rotdog dudebros but I'm going to have to give points to the axewounds on this one, it's not a good sign when you expose yourself as a fraud without even getting to a single picture of you

It my favorite part of pioneer watching. Somewhere on the farms, I wish I could remember where, are pictures and posts of an Aiden who had a color coded, bullet journal style list of everything she needed for top surgery. It was the apex of female writing as a dood bro.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Real talk: I would guess the pooners would get their shit pushed in by the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

Considering most Pooners seem to be pudgy, terminally online pasty manlets that would not surprise me, Cheerleaders are fit especially at NFL level, I'd imagine a team of Pooners would get obliterated by a High School squad, let alone a Pro Football teams that are like the fucking Navy Seals of Cheerleading.

 

[jellygender]

It my favorite part of pioneer watching. Somewhere on the farms, I wish I could remember where, are pictures and posts of an Aiden who had a color coded, bullet journal style list of everything she needed for top surgery. It was the apex of female writing as a dood bro.

Behold, the pinnacle of masculinity:

Anyway, I saw this elsewhere, this manly bro dude on r/FtM made some color-coded bullet-journal checklists to prepare for top surgery, complete with novelty magnets and carefully shaded bubble letters. As men typically do.