Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
The BEST chat has barely more than 100 people in it.

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Has this not already happened? I'm no lawyer but Nick flinging shit at opposing counsel certainly isn't a good look for the case. Especially if he goes out can calls him a retard.
Yeah he has, multiple times by now. Its silly because his defense against it being considered defamation are his long tirades about "what he ackshually means when he says retarded".

Trying to tell a court that he has his own lexicon and should be judged based on his own personal lexicon is actually retarded.
 
Nick could have grifted this case better if he WANTED to, but he chose to be professional, get an expensive lawyer, and make it go away. He didn't make money beicase he didn't WANT to guys!

The professional thing would've been to grift the case better through showing up and hard work instead of going hat-in-hand to your pleb audience to kickstart your legal defense because your big mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash.
 
LOL at Rekieta flipping out at hydropx live on stream. Countdown to Nick deciding he's "actively harming my business" while Still-Life and assorted psychos like him are apparently not?

Okay lets not get a little too wild here. Nick threading the line into applying for actual malice is one thing, but countersuing legitimately has no point since montagraph has nothing to take.
I think the point is that the filing from today makes multiple comparisons between what Nick said and is being sued for and what Monty has said about Nick or about other people in the past as if that means a fucking thing. But as you point out, Monty is just some random guy and Nick regularly brags about his wealth. Also he dared Monty to sue him with the "sue me if you want" thing.
 
Trying to tell a court that he has his own lexicon and should be judged based on his own personal lexicon is actually retarded.
That's better than claiming he should be judged based on when he says a dude sucks little boys' dicks, he should be judged on his own standards of what that means.
 
I know which character Rekieta thinks he is, but I have a different opinion on that.
I actually watched the first 10 minutes of this Twitch stream because I wanted to see why he was going live at midnight on a Sunday with the intent to stream not one but probably TWO movies. Looks like he ended up streaming for nearly 4 and a half hours (04:23:40 according to the replay).

He was talking about making more Locals exclusive content where he talks to people about his views on religion. He also mentioned that his sleep schedule has been "destroyed" and that he typically sleeps from 2 to 4 hours at a time. I turned it off when it looked like he was getting ready to start the first movie.

He looked terrible and looked like he was twitching hard, BTW. I went back to the replay to see if he was twitching as hard as I remembered and went to a random time near the end just over four hours into the stream. Here's what he looked like. He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep.



At least Ralph has a quiet dignity about him when he falls asleep on stream. I don't know what the hell this is.
 
I actually watched the first 10 minutes of this Twitch stream because I wanted to see why he was going live at midnight on a Sunday with the intent to stream not one but probably TWO movies. Looks like he ended up streaming for nearly 4 and a half hours (04:23:40 according to the replay).

He was talking about making more Locals exclusive content where he talks to people about his views on religion. He also mentioned that his sleep schedule has been "destroyed" and that he typically sleeps from 2 to 4 hours at a time. I turned it off when it looked like he was getting ready to start the first movie.

He looked terrible and looked like he was twitching hard, BTW. I went back to the replay to see if he was twitching as hard as I remembered and went to a random time near the end just over four hours into the stream. Here's what he looked like. He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep.

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At least Ralph has a quiet dignity about him when he falls asleep on stream. I don't know what the hell this is.
I think he’s started mixing some kind of upper with the alcohol on a regular basis because alcohol was making him pass out too much we know he has a provigil prescription I wonder if any of his kids have ever been prescribed adderal
 
maybe it's the last refuge of a scoundrel for Rekieta.
His twitchy side glances just reek of honesty but the microexpressions of contempt are still my favorite because they're the ones that will really age like milk and his weak mouth and underbite always undermine any attempt he makes to be butch and manly.
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Those 3 tufts of hair are working overtime to cover that fivehead. He is either trying to simulate a hairline, or the one on the left just fell over from exhaustion. That’s a lot of ground to cover for a clump of 6 hairs.
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He looked terrible and looked like he was twitching hard, BTW. I went back to the replay to see if he was twitching as hard as I remembered and went to a random time near the end just over four hours into the stream. Here's what he looked like. He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep.
After watching that clip the tufts are in even worse shape now.
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Your semi-regular GiveSendGo update.
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It's been 8 days since the last one. The total has gone from $10875 to $10885. That is, Nicky has gone from selling the last scraps of his integrity for 10 bucks an hour to selling it for 10 bucks a week. What else is there to say about it? Just like the amount of money: not much.

In the first months of the lawsuit, I remember seeing many people speculate on Nick possibly crowdfunding it, both in this thread, and in the lawsuit one. What I don't remember seeing is people predicting that such an effort would fail. Much less fail this hard. You know, I bet if Nick wasn't constantly alienating his audience for, at this point, almost a year, he wouldn't be at T. Greg Doucette levels of crowdfunding success. How the mighty have fallen indeed.

But hey, tonight's show has the lawsuit in its name. So maybe he'll get a bump from that. As I'm writing this, he's been streaming for 2.5 hours and has received a truly dizzying amount of 35 dollars for day 21. wow

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Rackets just pumped it !!!
Edit: oh, that's from him just straight up showing it on stream. That's even more underwhelming than I thought then.

...is that how Nick looks like these days? Fucking hell, I hope I'm never an alcoholic. I mean, a year ago he wouldn't be looking like that even at the end of a 6 hour stream, and this picture is just 2 hours in. If "good" expensive whiskey does that to you in a year...
 
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He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep
That’s… really bad. I’m legitimately shocked. It’s no longer just hand tremors but his head & upper body are shaking as well.
I wonder if any of his kids have ever been prescribed adderal
Not that I’ve ever heard of & Nick has stated several times how he tried adderall previously & hated the effects to the point where he couldn’t / wouldn’t ever take it again. That’s why he has the provigil because it’s the only one he can tolerate. Idk what drug would be causing his current state. It almost looks like some Parkinson’s disease level shaking. I’m not saying it that might be the cause, only that it’s so extreme that’s what it reminds me of. I don’t understand how Nick (or Kayla) could fail to see how horribly & quickly he’s gone downhill. He needs to start considering that maybe his next “vacation” should be to rehab.
 
If I sent the email it would start out “Dear sheriff I think you’re a massive faggot but…” probably best not to get involved as is the company motto.
Not only that, but it might be redundant if anybody from here drops a dime anyways. It's probably already been reported by this point.

Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if Spectre is on the phone to FDLE right now so that he can portray himself as the "hero that saved Sheriff Chitwood. "

I'm only half joking about that too. He's loyal to Nick, but he also really hates CGoody and Nick's Locals. He'd quite possibly do it if he thought it would get him both media attention and his e-daddy away from the wine mommies.

Now he is calling out someone in locals for not agreeing with him. Good plan calling your locals paypigs retarded.
But not Still-Life and his death threats, right?

Like I said, his priority is squelching criticism.

Un-fucking-believable.
 
He is a lying liar who lies though. Maybe a bunch of that money he could have been using for that lawsuit has gone up his nose instead. Mixing alcohol and coke is big bad
- Parasocial Hugbox full of Schizos
- Hates KiwiFarms
- KickFundGrift
- Threatens fake lawsuits
- Filing vindictive Ethics Complaints
- Cannot handle criticism
- Self diagnosed mental disorders
- Substance abuse
- Associates with hideous “women”
- Wears women’s clothing
- Seething hypocrite
- Sexual deviant
- Posted gross naked ass online
- Is Male
How is this not Keffals? The list of things they don’t have in common would be shorter at this point.
- Offspring
 
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- Parasocial Hugbox full of Schizos
- KickFundGrift
- Fake lawsuit threats
- Filing vindictive Ethics Complaints
- Cannot handle any criticism
- Substance abuse
- Associates with hideous “women”
- Is Male
How is this not Keffals? The list of things they don’t have in common would be shorter at this point.
- Offspring
Not defending Rackets; but this seems to be the modern trend of getting big and developing a para-social fan base.

The biggest difference between them would be Nick's penis, however big that may be.
 
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