Mario Bros. Set to Jump to Big Screen in Movie Deal with Universal’s Illumination - Paging Movie Bob, Paging Movie Bob...

Raging Capybara said:
A game series with decades of beautiful music composed by dozens of talented musicians, often written for a live orchestra and masterfully recorded. But of course this movie will instead use bottom-of-the-barrel licensed garbage pop from 10 years ago.

Thanks, Pedowood.
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This movie has both. Obviously no shitty pop music would be preferred, but Koji Kondo is doing the real score. You literally cannot get better than that.
 
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TVBForever said:
Now hold on, she's not really seen in this clip as a girlboss. I'd say this one more or less a homage to her own solo game for the DS.
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Here's a query: what is the point of Mario helping? Even if she needed more hands, you have Donkey Kong. Surely that’s easier then training a complete newbie in an advanced movement course, a course that she aces with ease. Peach here seems to have a toxic superiority complex to show up Mario as being the dumb male. Maybe it’ll be clear in the full movie, but as of now, this ain't it, chief.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
Here's a query: what is the point of Mario helping? Even if she needed more hands, you have Donkey Kong. Surely that’s easier then training a complete newbie in an advanced movement course, a course that she aces with ease. Peach here seems to have a toxic superiority complex to show up Mario as being the dumb male. Maybe it’ll be clear in the full movie, but as of now, this ain't it, chief.
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I'm also hoping it's better explained in the movie as well.
 
Vyse Inglebard said:
Here's a query: what is the point of Mario helping? Even if she needed more hands, you have Donkey Kong. Surely that’s easier then training a complete newbie in an advanced movement course, a course that she aces with ease. Peach here seems to have a toxic superiority complex to show up Mario as being the dumb male. Maybe it’ll be clear in the full movie, but as of now, this ain't it, chief.
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Have you seen a movie before? Cause this is just a dime a dozen for films where a schmuck is set up to be a new hero even when more stronger people are present. It’s an extremely basic movie setup.

Quijibo69 said:
Don't forget, Movie Bob will be alone in the theater somewhere spluging and cumming and at it. And at the end of the day, that's all that really matters.
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He’s probably going to sperg out in his review and play with his Mario toys and talk about how this film is the best movie ever or something
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Honestly it’s not going to top his mental breakdown over the cast announcement given his ideal Mario movie was to be some serious lord of the rings political thriller
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Bob isn't gonna notice the 90 minute time run, but yes, he'll sperg out hoping that it has to be a boring 3-hour epic political piece with bad writing and dialogue with people praising it for breaking the video game movie curse (see also bullshit like the Assassin's Creed movie, 2018 Tomb Raider, etc.).
 
I don't know how to read into this (it's never good), but no rottentomatoes reviews and it's out tomorrow?

ETA: I'm usually don't agree with Jahns but this is a very middling review from him, has spoilers in it. When Jahns is 'it's alright' also not a good sign when it comes to big releases.


And another ultra hype-minded reviewer saying 'it's alright'. Both these guys are using these 'well it's nice for the family', oh well.

 
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