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- Mar 23, 2023
Have you ever met a person who was slightly off, off putting, maybe even upsetting but still tolerable for one or two engagements until you found out what they actually listened to and then you automatically knew this person would do nothing but donkey-kong your life up? I have. Here's some examples.
1.) Girl: "Tool is my favorite band." This chick hates her father, has had sex with thirty year-olds while in high-school, and goes by a nickname, or "babe" even in her thirties. She does whip-its like it's the mid-nineteen nineties and most likely has dimple piercings, saves used condoms, and fucks her just-friend's friend out of boredom.
2.) Dude: "Sublime is my jam." Has never held down a job above minimum wage beyond two weeks, mostly likely has a 3-13 year old son he's only seen once a year, and doesn't have a driver's license. Has couch-surfed more years than he's actually has owned his own bed. Has an unfinished sleeves of copy-paste trailer tats... oh, and he always has a back-pack.
3.) Dude: "White Chapel is fukken brutal!' FAAAAT dude who lived with his parents until his thirties. Took shopclass in high-school because math is hard. Really fat. Has a lot of money for tattooes because parents don't charge him rent. Basically Eric Cartman but METAL!
4.) Chick: "I'm so much like lady GaGa, it's unreal." Has only ever lived with parents or boyfriend(s). Only lived on her own when her thirties crept up on her. Has one or two tattoos that "mean something." Was a lesbian once. Anisa flap-jack titties. Possibly Crash Bandicoot orange from spray tanning.
5.) Dude: "Anti-music is where things should go, bands like Black Leather Jesus..." and then the conversion devolves into pseudo-intellectualism beyond the grasp of their vocabulary. They have a daddy beer-gut at 25. Has fucked a minor. You'll probably see them at church after they complete 3 weeks of Court Ordered AA or NA.
6.) Dude: "A Day to Remember is the best to see live..." most likely date raped a chick between 2006-2009. Has two kids from two different ex-scene girls. Failed "musician." Most likely works on cars now or something. Named Brandon or Adain.
7.) Dude/chick: "what you don't understand about the Grateful Dead (or Insane Clown Posse, they are EXACTLY the fucking same just one is folk-farm-house-horseshit and the other is traphouse-rap-rock-horseshit with faygo)..." lives in car or "on the road." Shitty tats. Says "nigger" in private but gets offended when others say it in "a different context." Only wears clothes made by or promoting said "musical act." Stinks (and covers it up by patchouli).
I know this is a rant, but we've all come across these scumbags and the minute they start talking about music you know exactly who they are.
1.) Girl: "Tool is my favorite band." This chick hates her father, has had sex with thirty year-olds while in high-school, and goes by a nickname, or "babe" even in her thirties. She does whip-its like it's the mid-nineteen nineties and most likely has dimple piercings, saves used condoms, and fucks her just-friend's friend out of boredom.
2.) Dude: "Sublime is my jam." Has never held down a job above minimum wage beyond two weeks, mostly likely has a 3-13 year old son he's only seen once a year, and doesn't have a driver's license. Has couch-surfed more years than he's actually has owned his own bed. Has an unfinished sleeves of copy-paste trailer tats... oh, and he always has a back-pack.
3.) Dude: "White Chapel is fukken brutal!' FAAAAT dude who lived with his parents until his thirties. Took shopclass in high-school because math is hard. Really fat. Has a lot of money for tattooes because parents don't charge him rent. Basically Eric Cartman but METAL!
4.) Chick: "I'm so much like lady GaGa, it's unreal." Has only ever lived with parents or boyfriend(s). Only lived on her own when her thirties crept up on her. Has one or two tattoos that "mean something." Was a lesbian once. Anisa flap-jack titties. Possibly Crash Bandicoot orange from spray tanning.
5.) Dude: "Anti-music is where things should go, bands like Black Leather Jesus..." and then the conversion devolves into pseudo-intellectualism beyond the grasp of their vocabulary. They have a daddy beer-gut at 25. Has fucked a minor. You'll probably see them at church after they complete 3 weeks of Court Ordered AA or NA.
6.) Dude: "A Day to Remember is the best to see live..." most likely date raped a chick between 2006-2009. Has two kids from two different ex-scene girls. Failed "musician." Most likely works on cars now or something. Named Brandon or Adain.
7.) Dude/chick: "what you don't understand about the Grateful Dead (or Insane Clown Posse, they are EXACTLY the fucking same just one is folk-farm-house-horseshit and the other is traphouse-rap-rock-horseshit with faygo)..." lives in car or "on the road." Shitty tats. Says "nigger" in private but gets offended when others say it in "a different context." Only wears clothes made by or promoting said "musical act." Stinks (and covers it up by patchouli).
I know this is a rant, but we've all come across these scumbags and the minute they start talking about music you know exactly who they are.
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