Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

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Watch out NHC Place Sumner, your worst nightmare is about to greasily roll out of your clutches, you've just pissed off a nonambulatory, permanently enraged man with endless free time, RIP your Google Reviews and Yelp page forever.

 

[AnOminous]

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For a second I was picturing him getting around in a wheelchair, but you know it's gonna be scooter life 24/7 now. Beep beep motherfuckers.

Lmao praise God. Like God has anything to do with it. Jack's complete invalidism is entirely of his own doing.

 

[ddlloo]

He might have a point about the housekeeping, wouldn't be the first place like that which was lax, but he's such a bitchy baby about it I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Shoutout to him being too cowardly to name the place, explicitly saying he will shit talk them after the financials are signed off on, while knowing that they are aware of his facebook posts.

 

[AnOminous]

Shoutout to him being too cowardly to name the place, explicitly saying he will shit talk them after the financials are signed off on, while knowing that they are aware of his facebook posts.

I wonder if he is slowly, dimly realizing the horror that is the rest of his probably short future life.

He could have done PT when he lost his dominant arm. He spitefully didn't, for no reason other than laziness.

He could have done PT when he was in his current place. Maybe he'd be walking if he had. Out of pure spite, he didn't.

Now he's going somewhere for people meant to die.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

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Jack “shit the bed when you’re nearly dead” Scalfani

 

[TestTubePuppy]

He really thinks that his complaints are providing a service to someone!

Well, now he can start stuffing Tammy's complaint box and posting passive aggressive comments about the breakfast she made him. How long will she put up with it before throwing up her hands and turning him over to the state to take care of? If I was her, I'd just soundproof his bedroom and hire an illegal alien to wipe him and give him bags of crisps and lunch meat until he offs.

All this time in rehab and all he can do is lock his knees! What a failure!

 

[Quixotic Man]

I'm going to wobble my fedora for a second here, but I find it hilarious that Jack and his church want him to praise god for being able to stand for two seconds after God also turned him in to a human potato.

I really only bring it up because Jack is so far in to magical thinking. God will give me use of my arm again. Cutting out energy drinks will stop my health decline. He really can't take personal responsibility for anything or face his physical reality.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The owner openly hates fat fucks and I believe has even stated he hopes to kill some to punish the sin of gluttony.

Oh he's come right out and said it. His motto is, "Lose the weight or just hurry up and die already". The whole menu is a testament to this.

Fries done in pure lard, butter in your milkshake and unfiltered cigarettes. If that's not a recipe for a heart attack I don't know what is.

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Blood on the sheets where it's not touching you in the least and it's probably your blood. And one speck of food on the floor which is probably because he dropped it there. And probably they couldn't change the sheets because he was lying in bed and didn't want to move to let them. Then expected it to be done by the time the nurse got him back from going potty.

He's making a mountain out of a molehill but he knows he's Karening hardcore and fears they'll retaliate by not giving him his bacon with breakfast if he continues.

What a faggot.

I find it hilarious that Jack and his church want him to praise god for being able to stand for two seconds after God also turned him in to a human potato.

It's no different that a plane that goes down, 100 people die and somebody manages to crawl from the wreckage. They'll praise God for that one person making it while ignoring the 100 that died. Everything that is even remotely good is due to God and everything bad is quietly ignored.

After all if God was responsible then why didn't he cure Jagoff's gimp arm and leg last time?

 

[p1138]

He might have a point about the housekeeping, wouldn't be the first place like that which was lax, but he's such a bitchy baby about it I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Shoutout to him being too cowardly to name the place, explicitly saying he will shit talk them after the financials are signed off on, while knowing that they are aware of his facebook posts.

Well considering Fatty would need to get out of the damn bed and likely won't except for whatever random time of day Tammy wheels him off to go see a movie... it's pretty easy to see why the housekeeping isn't keeping up. Same shit as being in a hotel for a week, leaving the DnD tag on the door the whole time and never leaving, and then wondering why it's a sty on day 5 when the only time you left was a 3 hour window at 6pm.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

After all if God was responsible then why didn't he cure Jagoff's gimp arm and leg last time?

I see this as proof God exists. Jack deserves punishment and God is doing it in the most effective and torturous way possible... by taking away a limb at a time. Enjoy the wrath, Jack! You get God's judgement, with a side of bacon.

 

[densedance]

Curious if he's ever going to name call that facility out. Alltough, can he get a backlash from that facility because he's shit talking about them & would that matter if he's not a patient there anymore anytime soon?

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

He probably isn't even physically capable of doing that disgusting thing where his tongue comes out like an anime tentacle while he rams an entire burger down his throat while the sauce sprays out all over his XXXXL T-shirt.

RetardedDeadLeg(s)Porker can definitaly do it ... only Tranny will now need to do the heavy lifting part, up to Jagoff's fat face.
That way, faggot's repulsive giraffe tongue could quickly and efficiently bring it home to settle into his bulbous bowling ball gut.

"Welcome back to Cooking with Jack. Today I'm going to cook this rat I found on the street they kicked me out on."

This is honestly as hard as I've laughed in quite awhile. Thanks

 

[AskeDead]

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i hate him so much, holy hell

 

[Polska krowa]

The funniest part about his films with political agenda sperging is that he's been regularly watching South Park and Christian films recently without noticing the obvious irony

 

[Whaler]

The funniest part about his films with political agenda sperging is that he's been regularly watching South Park and Christian films recently without noticing the obvious irony

His brain is probably so fucking rotted out he probably has no idea what that irony is at this point. It's a bunch of weird colorful moving pictures to his brain since one of his eyes bounces around in every direction and the other one probably has trouble focusing in on things.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

The funniest part about his films with political agenda sperging is that he's been regularly watching South Park and Christian films recently without noticing the obvious irony

Has he ever professed his love for Kevin Sorbo? Because Scalfatti is def the target audience for Sorbo’s movies.

 

[Polska krowa]

Has he ever progressed his love for Kevin Sorbo? Because Scalfatti is def the target audience for Sorbo’s movies.

Seeing as I mentioned South Park. If this was a real movie, it'd probably be right up Jack's street

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack isn't going home because he's improved, he's going home because the insurance ran out meaning Tammy is in for a fun time.

 

[Goatchoker]

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The blood on the sheets is funny. Is it yours? Did you piss blood while pissing on the floor? Did you ask to have the sheets changed? I’ve given birth and yeah, shit gets gross. You’re either admitting that it’s your blood or you’re in a shit ass old folk home. Pick one jack.

Can’t wait for him to be home. With his perma factory reset eye Ala amberlynn Reid.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Seeing this statement from fatty leads me to believe he got the boot for failing out of PT for insufficient progress. The goal was probably to strengthen his legs and regain the ability to walk (probably assisted by a walker). Jack did nothing except lay in bed, eat fast food, get rolled out to movies, and bitch about the lack of 5 star accommodations, when he should have been working to strengthen his lower limbs. He earned what he got.