Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Damn, he struggles with this one. Poorly 'explains' DnD, hopes for it getting revived (as if it died), his face is shapeshifting like a motherfucker, his right eye is fucking dead, you can almost feel the pain. MOOFIE GUD, HUMOR GOOD, NOT MUCH DND SHOULD BE CALLED JUST DRAGONS AND NOT DND BUT NO POLITICAL AGENDA WAS HOPING FOR DND GOT DRAGONS INSTEAD BUT WAS GUD.

Looking like our boy Joshua Faye Saunders with that wondering eyeball. Twu.

 

[biggacracka]

Looking like our boy Joshua Faye Saunders with that wondering eyeball. Twu.

Boglim vs Jagoff
Battle of the cows "chefs" (using the term quite loosely here)

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Boglim vs Jagoff
Battle of the cows "chefs" (using the term quite loosely here)

If we wound the clock back a few years, this would be a battle of the lolcow ages. But now they're both perpetually circling the drain. I still think there's more to gain from Keeping up with Jack, but that's mostly because the Boglim has hit the WingsOfRedemption stage of where the trolls are worse than anything he does. I miss it when Cobes was the Goth Weather Wizzard who made Frankstein meals out of dank foods. Now he just drinks and complains about things he's never dealt with.

 

[Adamska]

I believe Jack is either lying about not knowing or Hammy was informed and didn’t bring mush brain into the loop. The staff at the facility is usually quite clear with a patient during the OT/PT phase about the benchmarks that are set for progress to continue to keep insurance satisfied. If during this treatment stage goals aren’t being met, the lack of progress is reviewed with the patient at specific intervals prior to and while reporting to the insurer.

So what are the odds that the staff showed the insurance guys his karen screech posts and his being a cunt to just make it a bit more likely to just refuse to pay? Because I can imagine the nursing staff wanting to not have to deal with the fucker who keeps mashing the call button, once doing it purely because he was tarding out and screaming about no mustard for his food.

I mean the big tell is his almost certain refusal to do any more than the bare minimum PT at all. That is likely the main reason they're going to drop his ass and force him to eat the cost. But the idea of the insurance guy boggling at his regular tantrums about eggs and admitting his wife is sneaking in food for dinner to eat, along with evidence of him still eating the home's dinner is hilarious to me.

 

[Tiresome]

We might actually see his house price lower a bit in this case depending on how long he tries to malinger in there.

As smart as Jack is, he'll probably add a hundred grand.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

If Jack only has one arm and it's busy piloting a power chair, he could adapt an Obi self-feeder or a Meal Buddy or an iEAT to sit on the handlebars and keep his energy up.

These are the faggiest products I have ever seen in my life. How do you get to a point where these sound like a good investment and not go "holy fuck I've eaten myself into having to act like a baby bird and have my calories spoon fed to me"?

 

[Free the Pedos]

These are the faggiest products I have ever seen in my life. How do you get to a point where these sound like a good investment and not go "holy fuck I've eaten myself into having to act like a baby bird and have my calories spoon fed to me"?

They’re for legitimately disabled people, like people who’ve been paralyzed or have brain injuries. Chill out.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It's in the quote: Jack calls it a "nursing home." He never planned to engage with rehab.

They might just move him over to the long-term care side, if that's what Tammy's been planning. For Jack, his routine would stay the same except no more pesky PTs. ...unless he has to have a roommate. please please please

This facility looks classy from the interior photos, but those are the ones they put on the website themselves. Most places remodel/repaint the post-acute rehab side more frequently than they do the LTC side. It's not going to be a dungeon, but wheelchair dings on the doorframe might be noticeable to Jack, who complains whenever something reminds him he's not at an all-in-one resort.

This has gone on long enough. They need to move this piece of shit to the worst, most run-down facility where he will be beaten by niggers constantly every day. Until he commits suicide by slitting his throat with a homemade shank made out of a sharpened toothbrush handle.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

...unless he has to have a roommate. please please please

If Jack gets a roommate he'll be smothered to death by the end of the week.

 

[stets]

If Jack only has one arm and it's busy piloting a power chair, he could adapt an Obi self-feeder or a Meal Buddy or an iEAT to sit on the handlebars and keep his energy up.

I always thought the cinco food tube was more Jack's style - the maximum amount of calories with the least amount of effort and time.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It seems the insurance company pulled the plug on his nursing home stay.

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Yet Jack is still against national healthcare because it's "socialism". Just like Jesus would say

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

BUT NO POLITICAL AGENDA

That was just painful to listen to. Also for Jagoff "political agenda" is literally any movie that has or have homosexual characters in it. He has been called for it many times even among the boomers on his facebook page. Jagoff always tries to play it off by saying "homosexuality is just one part of it" and then failing to come up with any other examples of this "political agenda". That is how deeply closeted this fuckhead is.

 

[AnOminous]

And I don’t believe that Jack has *never* been to the Heart Attack Grill.

I do. I believe he is just dimly aware enough to know that it is dead-on an accurate insult specifically against him. The owner openly hates fat fucks and I believe has even stated he hopes to kill some to punish the sin of gluttony. I'd definitely do it at least once though just for the sheer hell of it.

 

[ddlloo]

The insurance post is deleted and there's no follow up

 

[Gentlebastard]

If anyone can unpack that last one, I'll buy you lunch.

He probably thinks that, by mixing content from different languages, people will stop using the app due to confusion/Babel Effect. I mean, sure, a lot of people would get frustrated and quit if they're, say, American, and keep getting Brazilian memes, Senegalese cooking videos, Vietnamese political commentary, and whatever passes for humor in Germany on their feed. But, as far as I know, TikTok content outside of China is mostly porn and sheer unadulterated idiocy, so you don't really need to be a multilingual prodigy to leer at twerking thots or watch imbeciles trying for a Darwin Award or failing at physical comedy.

And, of course, he ignores the fact that a lot of people speak languages other than their mother tongue. Not that Jack "get you strokes" Scalfani would know anything about it, having a tenuous grasp of English even before his multiple strokes.

 

[Pig Cups]

The owner openly hates fat fucks and I believe has even stated he hopes to kill some to punish the sin of gluttony.

Spoiler: Heart Attack Grill founder sperging

Jon Basso is legendary. I aspire to shake his hand someday and commend him on his prodigious marketing ingenuity. The fact that he has owning a few Jenny Craig weight loss centers and personal fitness studios in his background is revealing- it must’ve peaked him HARD on fatties and made him into a lifelong A-log.

I love how he uses the warning signs to release himself from legal liability. That, in conjunction with his duplicitous ‘concerned doctor’ routine, is perfect because he uses it to troll the fuck out of journos/A-logs, and create a memorable and marketably fun experience. Genius. And he’s making a fuckload of money doing it.

I think he has an AED cabinet with an empty whiskey bottle in it. On the one hand, it makes sense that he doesn’t want to be constantly replacing pads/batteries, but imagine how much more insane it’d elevate his ‘concerned doctor’ bit? His staff trying to revive some fucking behemoth with CPR and an AED in front of the entire dinner rush, while Dr. Jon gets on a mic and starts entreating like a rabbi: “See folks? This is what happens if you eat my food! Other restaurants don’t tell you the truth. Greasy diets are bad!”

I’d like to see the freak show optics of Jack wheeling in there in his current state, with his 3/4 dead limbs and bum eye. And Dr. Jon strongly volunteers to spoon-feed him so that his staff can covertly film him for ghoulish content and marketing collateral. “Here you go, Jacky-boy. We’ll get you there,” he says, and makes a funny face at the camera with each forkful he stuffs into Jack’s maw.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Being a whiny bitch until the end. It's not a hotel. Maybe your sheets could have been changed if you ever got out of bed.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

For a second I was picturing him getting around in a wheelchair, but you know it's gonna be scooter life 24/7 now. Beep beep motherfuckers.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Shoutout to all the overworked and underpaid medical workers who have to deal with people like Jack every day.