Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
It's from a piece that is actually no longer in that book. You can tell where it once was, but it must have been from a very early, now lost draft.

I think someone must have told him that his persuasive pamphlet on why prostitution should be legalized didn't need a full-on pornographic section detailing his time in bed with a hooker.

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He removed that passage and changed it to something like "let's just say... sparks flew."
I'm not a woman but the part where he talks about fingering her vagina always makes me feel extremely violated.
 
Does Russ hold the world record yet for the longest ongoing pity party?

Guess what post he removed from Instagram..yes his " dating whining" post from this afternoon is gone.
I think he does have brief moments of lucidity where he realizes “oh that was cringe I should take that down before people make fun of me” but then never actually learns his lesson.
 
Does Russ hold the world record yet for the longest ongoing pity party?


I think he does have brief moments of lucidity where he realizes “oh that was cringe I should take that down before people make fun of me” but then never actually learns his lesson.
He’s one of the moderately more Intelligent cows (not that this is saying much) but based on his attempts to reframe past stupidity as “pubicity stunts” he does seem to be able to somewhat realize what others see them as.

Doesn’t DO much with that knowledge, however.
 
Like yesterday's whining post, it's up for a couple of hours then he removes it or hides it so he can bring it back if he needs to.
Maybe he for a second sees it makes him look worse then removes it or Freaks when he doesn't get the reaction he expects.
Him and his fruits again.
In the end anyone who read that post or his others he removed can see how he really is and he wonders why he has no friends or much interaction on social media.
 
What do you think russhole would be like if he hadn't been born with a broken face? What would he blame everything on then?
Honestly, I don't think he'd be as bad. Probably still a narcissist, sure, there is a strong genetic component to that stuff, but in how he would express it and his willingness to go so outside social boundaries? It just seems very obvious to me he was extremly coddled and enabled by his schooling and his religion because he had a tard face and that's why he still hyperfocus' on his tard face 15 years later, he learned he could get away with stuff because of it. At worst he would be your standard incel, but likely he would just be your everyday annoying self-centered jerk narcissist we all encounter.

Don't coddle your tards. It makes them even worse people than they already are.
 
What do you think russhole would be like if he hadn't been born with a broken face? What would he blame everything on then?

Chances are that his bio family would have probably kept him, and we'd still have a smaller thread on a Bret.

If he was still given up for adoption, then he wouldn't have the tard shield in place when he was growing up. He'd also be held accountable for all his bullshit.
 
Where exactly is suck me my penis found? I’ve been digging through some old russel and haven’t found the original yet
A literal translation of this oft-used phrase into Japanese is difficult - 'Wet with your moistened lips the prematurely salivating gland of the goblin monster' is the closest I could get.
 
A literal translation of this oft-used phrase into Japanese is difficult - 'Wet with your moistened lips the prematurely salivating gland of the goblin monster' is the closest I could get.
the largest piece of bullshit in that description was the "twenty minutes". My dude russman, you can't last five seconds with a badly photographed picture of an instawhore.
 
My “What if Russ didn’t have Moebius?” sperg.

It’s not discussed much because even Russ realized it wasn’t gonna happen and dropped it early on, but his original dream was being an actor. With a functioning face and assuming his bio parents kept him, Russ would be one of thousands of wannabe actors in CA perpetually looking for their big break.

But I believe Russ’ narcissism is innate. He’d probably audition only for lead roles including teenaged parts into his 30s because he has to be the heartthrob star. But even without Moebius, Russ would still be short, ugly, and awkward. But he’d reject any offer of being a character actor because that wouldn’t feed his ego.

If he could speak clearly, I doubt he’d have turned to music, so he’d only write screenplays as a means to “control” his projects. And since he’d still be an idiot, I have no doubt when he’s serving Cara Delevingne in a restaurant, he’d “accidentally drop” a flash drive with his scripts on her table, positive no one has ever thought of that one before in Hollywood.

With a working face he may not have turned to lolsuits to get what he wants, and if he didn’t, he’d probably be unknown to us. His actual creative works are too bland and insipid to be memorable without the backstory and social media rage posting behind them.

But that’s all speculation. Russ is not Brett Ross (his birth name). He is our Magical Star Buddy. The Bamboon. Forever and always.
 
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the largest piece of bullshit in that description was the "twenty minutes". My dude russman, you can't last five seconds with a badly photographed picture of an instawhore.
Actually I wouldn't be surprised if it took twenty minutes because I would bet he's dry-dicked it so many times he's lost a lot of sensitivity down there. Mormon missionaries are never allowed to be alone lest they give into temptation. So it means when they go to sleep at night they try to be extra quiet when playing with themselves. And with the emphasis Russtard places on sex you know he's been shaking hands with Mr. Happy since he was a young man.
 
If Russhole didn't have his fucked up zombie puss he would pretty much be the same narcissistic, nasty, shitty asshole he is now. He would still find anything he could to blame for all his problems (except himself), just like every other asshole narcissist. He was born a broken, shitty person.
 
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I was looking at the above image of Russhole, and something other than his open mouth gave me an uncomfortable feeling. I covered up his mouth with my hand and looked closely at his remaining face. The unusually tall head, wasn't it. Neither was it the eyes that are rotated outward about 15 degrees. It was the irises.

Russ' irises are not centrally positioned when he looks forward. Both irises are shifted laterally towards his nasal bridge. But they are not crossed. Crossed eyes are a feature of Moebius Syndrome. Were Rusty's eyes once crossed, then corrected but remained in the same position?
 
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If Russhole didn't have his fucked up zombie puss he would pretty much be the same narcissistic, nasty, shitty asshole he is now.
Yes, but he wouldn’t have had the tard pass that was handed to him growing up. The kill list itself in high school probably would have netted him way more than two weeks (or whatever it was) in jail but the judge likely had some pity on an obvious retard. He has likely avoided other serious consequences as a result of his face and body structure as well.

Also, I suspect he’d still be Mormon because he likely could have gotten some poor girl to marry him while she was young and dumb (pressured by parents?). Perhaps we would even have some sort of fundamentalist Mormon arc because a sexy stud like Russ needs to have more than just ONE woman to suck him his penis!
 
If he was still Brett Ross he would’ve had his arse kicked at school a few times to take him down a peg or two, but he’d still have his “inner Russ” which makes him a Self pitying fucktard. I imagine him hanging out at bars on weekends trying to pick up drunk women, he himself becoming more and more belligerent the drunker he gets with each rejection. He wouldn’t be a back alley rapist, but god forbid some girl get drunk enough for the beer goggles to render her blind and go home with him. Once you’re in Brett/Russ’s lair….
 
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I was looking at the above image of Russhole, and something other than his open mouth gave me an uncomfortable feeling. I covered up his mouth with my hand and looked closely at his remaining face. The unusually tall head, wasn't it. Neither was it the eyes that are rotated outward about 15 degrees. It was the irises.

Russ' irises are not centrally positioned when he looks forward. Both irises are shifted laterally towards his nasal bridge. But they are not crossed. Crossed eyes are a feature of Moebius Syndrome. Were Rusty's eyes once crossed, then corrected but remained in the same position?

I think another poster years back did a similar facial symmetry analysis, but it's always fun to see just what a misshapen little spunk monkey Russhole is. It's like God had to put him together with spare, defective parts.
 
I don't know if anyone has posted this.

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Compare and contrast with this normal sample.

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I was looking at the above image of Russhole, and something other than his open mouth gave me an uncomfortable feeling. I covered up his mouth with my hand and looked closely at his remaining face. The unusually tall head, wasn't it. Neither was it the eyes that are rotated outward about 15 degrees. It was the irises.

Russ' irises are not centrally positioned when he looks forward. Both irises are shifted laterally towards his nasal bridge. But they are not crossed. Crossed eyes are a feature of Moebius Syndrome. Were Rusty's eyes once crossed, then corrected but remained in the same position?
Something about Russ' face makes me want to want to build a summer concentration camp, where the counselors throw rocks at the campers while driving black Jettas at 45 mph.


IDK, is it me, or am I a bigot who hates the disabled?
 
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