Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Wendy Wheelchair said:
All pooner soccer team (which is heccin’ valid and manly, dood!) loses to men’s soccer team 8-1. But look at how masculine they look?!? Would love for someone to make a pooner drawing of the first pic.
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Love the granny tranny at the back. VERY cute and valid.
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Ser Prize said:
@Inside your walls
I often wonder what it'll take to make TERFs understand how they created the tranny menace. But I also wonder what convinced these women to become like this in the first place.

I was talking in one of the stinkditch threads and I was fucking aghast at how women in western countries apparently think the second they grow tits they're at risk of being raped 24/7 by every single huwhite male. Who tells them this shit? Isn't it cruel to purposefully fill someone's head with all those exaggerated fears? Why do it?
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Well, this thread was fun while it lasted.
 
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BulkForceFive said:
Why get mad? Unlike women and hons we have nothing to fear from these... improvised manlets. You can have lots of fun asking them about traditional man stuff and getting disappointed at their responses.

"What do you mean, you don't go fishing?"}
"You don't change your own oil? Why dude, it's not hard... don't tell me you pay someone to rotate your tires too..."
"No I mean like, lets go for a real burger, made from meat..."
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You can just chuckle when they say really manly stuff. That gets the roidrage started.

You'd think these anger issues, high anxiety, prone to outbursts doods would be fun coworkers... They're extremely tedious to work with. Fortunately the only thing HR women hate more than men is whiny, effeminate manlets who complain all the time.

I'm yet to see a pooner have genuine male friends.
 
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PBR Streetgang said:
I had no idea that a large portion of them are simply the female version of deranged pornsick AGP coomers. But it's no surprise. Barf
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I resisted that idea but there's too much documentation of that on here. Some of these pooners are making themselves their own best BFs like the AGPs are making themselves their own best GFs. The adoring looks in the selfies say it all.
 
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Could all of you in here sperging about troons take it to one of the myriad other threads in the Stinkditch? This one is for pooners and those who love them. Thank you and have a nice day.

Here, I found where the pooner football team is being discussed.

Post in thread 'Trannies posting their L's Online' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/post-15867149

I suggest that this thread be dedicated to pooner drawings exclusively. Real life pooners and sperging about how much you hate women can go in one of the other threads.
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Could all of you in here sperging about troons take it to one of the myriad other threads in the Stinkditch? This one is for pooners and those who love them. Thank you and have a nice day.
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yeah i agree, this thread is about cute but disgusting pooners. here are three threads we already have which i think are more proper places for sperging:
trans musings and questions
TERFs
FtM trannies
 
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The overwhelming anxiety that exists in women on the internet is the equivalent to the fear of rejection fostered in incels online, I don't know anyone irl that has that level of anxiety. If you're convinced that women offline are thinking like this or it's being taught in schools or whatever, you're probably spending too much time online too. The damage caused by the porn industry is well documented and continues independent of how much women do or don't talk about feminism.

I know / have known pooners irl, mostly nb ones, but none of them had any history of sexual assault that I was aware of, and none of them expressed anxiety about potential sexual assault, they were too busy having anxiety about literally everything else. They're the people that can't make phone calls or make a doctor's appt. Also the 'I'm a former gifted child now burnout' people. They just kind of couldn't do anything. I always expect the munchhausens thread to have more ftms in it but I guess you don't need invasive testing and tit chops.
Some of my doodles are too specific to see the light of day.

This one's Jordan, from the fat girl thread:
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I will say that none of the ones I've met actually wanted to be one of the guys or sought out male friends, so when I see the ones on here that really seem to want to grill with the bros, I don't get it.
 
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Alouatta Simia Belzebul said:
I don't get it.
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I don't think its something that necessarily can be understood, everyone probably has their own particular reasons for embracing Poondom that is specific to them alone. Looking for reasons, or trying to explain with logic and sense the thought process of people that are by definition fucking insane is a lost cause.
I gave up trying to understand why Pooners are, and just embraced the hilarity of them.
 
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When I first discovered the Pooner Zoo I came across an image that listed a bunch of different types of IRL pooners. And at the top of the list was the "most passing / desirable" pooner. A very muscular sort of man looking pooner. I would look for that post, but it would probably take forever.

The dood could possibly pass if you didn't understand skeletal anatomy and they wore oversized clothing. But something that is a dead giveaway is their VOICE! They always sound like a wrestler from back in the day when they were roided out. Same with MTF they will never have a natural feminine voice.

A long time ago my friend worked at Walmart and he said there was an undercover security dood there, I guess they stop theft or something but they act like a normal customer. He said something about the guy was off, he suspected maybe a chick crossdressing as a dood (this was before trannys were known to the general masses as they are today). He wanted my opinion on whether it was an unfortunately petite man or ugly butch dyke.

So one day I was there with him and he points over and says thats the security officer. The "guy" was shorter than me, waddled around like some big tough guy, with his wide womanly hips. He was balding and had wispy almost see-through facial hair. At first I thought it was a butch, but then I heard the froggy squeaky strained voice come out of its mouth...

"That's a FTM." I told him, which he didn't know what that was. "A chick on testosterone."

I drew this comic when I saw that post and then forgot about it, but re-discovered it and finished it up. So here you guys go.
The resolution might be a little janked, I draw on my ipad and have to fuck with the resolution on my pc.

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Their voice will always get them clocked.
 
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