🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[moocow]

The only thing more reliable than trailer trash endlessly breeding is the surprise some people endlessly produce whenever it happens.

 

[Boopims]

what are the chances the kid ends up looking rather dark looking? I cannot seriously believe ralph is still fertile with him being on a constant self-destructive bender. The horse hooking up with rodrigues would be a beautiful shitshow

 

[JustSomeDong]

what are the chances the kid ends up looking rather dark looking? I cannot seriously believe ralph is still fertile with him being on a constant self-destructive bender. The horse hooking up with rodrigues would be a beautiful shitshow

I'm glad I'm not the only one hoping for a mestizo foal.

 

[Black Spruce]

Damn it. I'm gonna have to up my game some more. No man worth his salt should be less evolutionarily successful than the Gunt. How the fuck does this fat, alcoholic druggie still produce viable sperm?

 

[Harambe]

it is weird he calls his horse the japanese word for underwear right, that seems like a stockholm syndrome thing on this board that everyone just accepts that this horse is called panties
like that's an exceptionally drunk and retarded way to say you fucked a horse again
and i'm pretty drunk so i would know
also, what's the odds on autoabortion again, this mare is unhealthy as sin and ol zhu bajie over there is obviously not a prime candidate for sperm donation

I mean look at him he's shaved and all but is that any way to present yourself

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

I hope it's another girl and Ralph Henry the VIIIs May.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

If this pregnancy is real, then I hope they enjoy the surely very capable and kind mexican public healthcare care system, along with spending even more of Ralph's dwindling pool of money on spite child Nr.3.

Meigh is gonna be so happy delivering in a room full of nurses and doctors she doesn't really understand without Ralph, of course.

How are the chances of them trying to exploit the American health system like last time? She likely won't be staying in Rochester with her dad.
Maybe Ralph will put her in one of his lavish crack shacks?

 

[Lidl Drip]

it is weird he calls his horse the japanese word for underwear right, that seems like a stockholm syndrome thing on this board that everyone just accepts that this horse is called panties

Yeah that he calls her Pantsu in real life and infront of their daughter is even more fucked up. Rozy and demon baby #3 will grow up thinking their mothers name is "Pantsu"... like how do you even explain this? He probably doesn't even know her real name anymore at this point.

I think even Digibro called her May.

 

[Harambe]

Yeah that he calls her Pantsu in real life and infront of their daughter is even more fucked up. Rozy and demon baby #3 will grow up thinking their mothers name is "Pantsu"... like how do you even explain this? He probably doesn't even know her real name anymore at this point.

To be fair pantsu is kind of a horse name, like if i was at the track, lighting my child support payment on fire, I'd bet on the horse named pantsu

 

[Hüftpriester]

Pantsu pregnant?
Is he already walking it back?

T/A

 

[Truly Rural]

Pantsu pregnant?
Is he already walking it back?
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T/A

He might try to semi walk it back by saying "we don't know yet, test was too early" and make it a pregnancy watch instead. This would actually provide them with a way to silently abort the Retort and claim it was "false alarm" if she is pregnant.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

It's nice to not be an only child, so at least that's positive about all this. Rozacea's life would be very lonely in a foreign country with no Spanish language skills and probably home schooled by Meigh, so at least she'll have a sister to play with.

 

[Raiken]

Turns out pig and elephant horse DNA can splice very well.

 

[Truly Rural]

Come for free if you'll make me money
T / A

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It's nice to not be an only child, so at least that's positive about all this. Rozacea's life would be very lonely in a foreign country with no Spanish language skills and probably home schooled by Meigh, so at least she'll have a sister to play with.

Yes. And since Ralph is a fugitive hiding in Mexico it's basically a really good situation to be in. And if the third child is born in Mexico it'll be a Mexican citizen and unable to cross the border without an American citizenship. Let's hope the cartel isn't fielding for white babies for the next few years either. Don't want another Ralph porno being put on the Internet.

Five.
Star.
Days.

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Yes. And since Ralph is a fugitive hiding in Mexico it's basically a really good situation to be in. And if the third child is born in Mexico it'll be a Mexican citizen and unable to cross the border without an American citizenship. Let's hope the cartel isn't fielding for white babies for the next few years either. Don't want another Ralph porno being put on the Internet.

Five.
Star.
Days.

Blatantly untrue. Any children born to Ralph and May will be a natural born US citizen. It doesn't matter if it is in Mexico or not. They will even have it easy since both Ralph and May are US citizens, former US residents, and in wedlock. Now, if the horse and pig have gone full sovcit or are too lazy to get the paperwork done, that could be a problem.

 

[metroid_fetish]

You can't abort the retort, but you can, in fact, gunt the cunt.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

And if the third child is born in Mexico it'll be a Mexican citizen and unable to cross the border without an American citizenship. Let's hope the cartel isn't fielding for white babies for the next few years either.

The US is the only place retarded enough on Earth to say if you cross the boarder and give birth the baby gets citizenship.

Literally nobody wants expat dumb and fat Americans bullying or breeding votes in their countries, even the snow mexicans don't want us, which is fair tbh.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A

Gassed puppies
Hung dogs
Left Tug to starve
He won't stop til he achieves Total Doge Death

 

[Homer Simpson]

Imagine being unable to afford the children you do have, and openly abusing the one who lives with you, then expecting people to be impressed that you’ve got another on the way.

Ralph is so desperate to feel special that he’s talked himself into believing that dumping a load in an ugly tranny makes him accomplished. The only feat involved is getting it up for Meigh, but then again this is Ralph. His standards are notoriously low and he’s admitted to getting a boner for Daddy Jim’s voice. I’m sure he’s thinking about Brokeback Metokur when he squirts his rancid seed in her baggy pussy.

Like the old saying goes, "you're not their father, you're just the dude that fucked their mom."

It 100% applies to ralph. Braging about getting hugs from a toddler that obviously doesn't know him, and neglecting his daughter to the point she cries from being around him. Although, it could be the smell.