🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[thebigdream]

Please be another girl I want to see Ralph seethe

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Demon child 3 incoming

Congrats. Now get them snipped. This is ridiculous. He can't even take care of the first two. He's acting like these babies are toys. When he gets sick of one he replaces it with another. At this rate he really will have a shoat of piglets. Just get a vesectomy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just get a vesectomy castrated

FTFY

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Fucking simp. She CHOSE this life. She CHOSE that pig. Go be captain save-a-horse somewhere else.

Feeling bad does not equal “omg I’m gonna save her”. I also feel bad for people who had their homes destroyed by tornados and kids dying of starvation. I ent gonna do shit about it but still.

Also

Nice pink Triangle, bro

i wonder, does she ask him to stay dressed when they do the deed? i can't imagine wanting to do something that not only stinks of piss, booze and weed but also having bigger boobs then her, front and back.

Your implying consent played a roll.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Ayyylawg bros...

Tell me it's nawt trooo

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Feeling bad does not equal “omg I’m gonna save her”. I also feel bad for people who had their homes destroyed by tornados and kids dying of starvation. I ent gonna do shit about it but still.

Difference is they didn't choose that. She did. Stop simping bitch.

Also

Nice pink Triangle, bro

Yup. But at least I aint simping for a tranny looking whorse. You are, and thats more pathetic than all the pink triangles in the world.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Lol I guess when a Horse loves a pig and all that shit….

 

[Extreme Crusader]

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Demon child 3 incoming

The Four Gunts of Apocalypse

 

[TyrasGuard]

White Race Status: SAVED
5-Star Days Mode: ACTIVATED
KiwiFarms Dick Status: BROKE
Aylawg Status: FELTED
Guntpocalypse Phase: ENGAGED!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Meigh you dump bitch, lol

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I feel bad for Pantsu, say what you want, dude just had a kid and is struggling to take care of it already.

I don't think creating more future-fatherless monsters who will grow up stealing my kids bike is what America needs...

Don't suppose Ralph just wokeup from a blackout and still thinks its April 1st?

Also Null said it in the past, early announcing pregnancy's is not a good move. I forgot the exact number but I'm pretty sure its 1:3 pregnancies' have a miscarriage's in the first trimester.
Granted she may be past that and this whole time Ralph was desperately trying to get Pantsu to abort the retort like he did with Faith and only now gave up.

I 100% guarantee you that pantsu wants the baby more than Ralph does

 

[Vulkan]

The classic “surely another child will save this relationship” move

 

[MugolEx]

Of all the things I expected from the Gunt this year, this was not one of them. Normally when a child is going to be born around Christmas time, they are a often referred to as a Christmas miracle. Get ready for Gunt and Horse to be using that phrase a lot.

 

[Road Work Ahead]

I 100% guarantee you that pantsu wants the baby more than Ralph does

She's probably thinking, "If I give him a son, he'll surely treat me better."

 

[SpergioLeonne]

She's probably thinking, "If I give him a son, he'll surely treat me better."

That might be part of it, but she’s also like an ostrich with her head in a hole, and it just feels more cozy due to biological imperatives if that hole is full of babies to look at

 

[Thisismyusername]

I can't wait for the duet of screams soundtrack while the pig and horse argue on camera. Never die Ralph!

 

[Anonanon]

It's been a rough couple of years for out boi Ralph. Let us see how much wisdom he gained from all of it.

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Most people would consider that a blessing lmao

 

[FamicomGorby]

ralph is the biggest loser on the planet right now yet he's still getting laid and having kids. incels have no excuse.

I think most people with some self respect would rather be a virgin than fuck a horse.

 

[RollerGator]

Anyone who says the phrase "I feel bad for Pantsu..." is a straight up retard. She's an evil manipulative pedophile that relishes in being the "RalphaFemale".

 

[Das Kätzchen]

It's a work, obviously. This pig's consumed so much booze and has taken so many pills that he wouldn't get hard even with a ton of blue pills. Add to that the fact that he's a lying faggot - with no proof there's no believing him. He sure got us, oh boy!

Of course, if she was actually pregnant, it could just be someone else's kid, but who in their right mind would willingly have unprotected sex with the horse? No way, José!