Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rubber Plant]

The funniest part about his films with political agenda sperging is that he's been regularly watching South Park and Christian films recently without noticing the obvious irony

He'll I'm surprised he watched that DnD movie. I my family wasn't super religious, but we weren't allowed to play DnD because it was satanic.

 

[Tiresome]

He'll I'm surprised he watched that DnD movie. I my family wasn't super religious, but we weren't allowed to play DnD because it was satanic.

The DnD backlash was very much a child of the Satanic Panic era that saw the Helen Lovejoys of America shrilly screaming about daycare centers, the Smurfs and Little Mermaid posters. It's long over and even the constant-fear evangelicals don't think about it anymore.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Yeah I'm replying to myself. I just noticed that in the first picture there's 2 pieces of sausage. In the 2nd pic the sausages and half the bread is gone. He could have easily used the bread and bacon to make a sandwich and still have sausages left over. Even discouting the oatmeal or gravy, that's more than a lot of people will get to eat calorie wise all day. But Jacko still wants MOAR. What a fucking glutton.

Half the bread is gone in the first picture. The sausages are gone in the 2nd. Fat fucker absolutely rearranged his food so that he could lie about how much they gave him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The blood on the sheets is funny. Is it yours? Did you piss blood while pissing on the floor? Did you ask to have the sheets changed? I’ve given birth and yeah, shit gets gross. You’re either admitting that it’s your blood or you’re in a shit ass old folk home. Pick one jack.

It's a small amount of blood in a series of short arcs, about chest height. Betting it's from a fingerstick blood glucose, either bedtime or they checked his AM CBG before he got up. (Other option: fingerstick INR. Either way, my headcanon is that Jack is being anticoagulated after his four strokes.)

Usually places like this change the sheets on your bath days. The other way to get a full bed change--other than asking for it with your words--is to have an accident and soak the sheets. So good job with your urination, Jack, or good job on the Noc aide's chux placement.

Jack says he fears repercussions, but he doesn't fear them in the right way. Jack is entering a phase of his life where he is likely to be discharged from a hospital to rehab again, probably a few times. Case managers talk.

Jack didn't AMA, punch anyone, smoke meth in his room or have to be trespassed out by the cops, so his Karening is just a mid-high normal level to the floor staff. It's remarkable mostly because of his young age. I don't know what an administrator would think about it, though. I feel like they'd either underreact or overreact.

On the one hand you'd get a suit who just says the Internet isn't really relevant to their clientele, whatever. On the other hand--if you don't look closely, Jack does appear to have an "online following," and someone who is not good at computer might think he's a big potential liability as a patient.

Home discharge is going to be interesting, especially since it seems like they don't have a house yet.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Has he ever professed his love for Kevin Sorbo? Because Scalfatti is def the target audience for Sorbo’s movies.

Sorbo still does movies? Last I saw he was getting reamed by Lucy Lawless on twitter and crying like a baby.

Jack's kinda screwed theres a critical time after a brain injury where most healing occurs.

 

[Guntanator]

He's so insufferable if I had to care for him I would leave his bed sheets dirty for the entire month. Fuck him. That staff is probably so happy he's getting out of there.

 

[Goatchoker]

He's so insufferable if I had to care for him I would leave his bed sheets dirty for the entire month. Fuck him. That staff is probably so happy he's getting out of there.

Pillow to face.

But the thread gets locked.
So many choices!

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Pillow to face.

But the thread gets locked.
So many choices!

I say we see where his Jack on the Go at Home takes us.

 

[Octopi]

It seems the insurance company pulled the plug on his nursing home stay.

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"my insurance is has not authorize for me stay last week in the nursing home."

Holy fuck. Even for him that sentence is next level mushbrain.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Sorbo still does movies? Last I saw he was getting reamed by Lucy Lawless on twitter and crying like a baby.

Jack's kinda screwed theres a critical time after a brain injury where most healing occurs.

He has 23 projects in pre and post production. He was in Bezos (2023), another 2023 movie (Left Behind: Rise Of The Antichrist), two movies that came out in 2021, several tv shows etc etc

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"my insurance is has not authorize for me stay last week in the nursing home."

Holy fuck. Even for him that sentence is next level mushbrain.

He makes Senator Grug Fetterman sound like Einstein.

 

[VenomPlug]

Jack is about to be back and you just know what he means by 'real work'. Also that bitmoji is holy shit.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

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Jack is about to be back and you just know what he means by 'real work'. Also that bitmoji is holy shit.

He will be back in after the next event, if he doesn’t end up 6 ft in the ground.

 

[VenomPlug]

That poor dog......

 

[Tiresome]

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That poor dog......

She had 67 blissful days away from your aggravating ass, fatty. Now get that harness off of her before she chews your dead fingers off in your sleep.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack isn't going home because he's improved, he's going home because the insurance ran out meaning Tammy is in for a fun time.

If that happens, it's time for Tammy to finish him with a pillow party. Remember, Tam-Tam, just kneel on his throat. Nobody will question it. Just keep that pillow right on his windpipe.

It might be upsetting, but it will only be a few minutes. Just keep that knee down on that windpipe for three or so minutes, and it will all be over soon.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Jack is about to be back and you just know what he means by 'real work'. Also that bitmoji is holy shit.

I am waiting with genuine anticipation for his next CwJ vid; it's going to be so fucking terrible. I wonder, since he's almost a quadriplegic, will Tammy be promoted to Cooking with Jack Sous Chef or will she remain Drool Wiper in Chief?

 

[That Damned Tiger]

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That poor dog......

Poor Hope. Jack's so much of a lazy, useless lardass that he couldn't be fucked to take that fucking harness off of her.

Sorry for the spergout there. I just hate watching pets having to suffer their idiot owners' idiot behaviour.

 

[Trig.Point]

I blame the care home... All they need to do is get Jack to the point where he can look into a camera and mouth 'it's gud...." . These are not unrealistic expectations, especially with Tammy's health insurance.

I've spent 50 pence on lighting a candle in a church, (in a diverse part of town that needs the money) so that God has mercy and restores our favorite lolcow to us.

I'm praying for you Jack.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Seeing this statement from fatty leads me to believe he got the boot for failing out of PT for insufficient progress. The goal was probably to strengthen his legs and regain the ability to walk (probably assisted by a walker). Jack did nothing except lay in bed, eat fast food, get rolled out to movies, and bitch about the lack of 5 star accommodations, when he should have been working to strengthen his lower limbs. He earned what he got.

If I got stuck in one of those places, I'd be working my ass off in PT to get better so I could get the hell out of there. Then again, so would most people