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No, you actually do need to spell out what a Christian school with six dead people has to do with fascism. I need you to say it out loud, Kevin, with your full big girl voice. What scum.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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No, you actually do need to spell out what a Christian school with six dead people has to do with fascism. I need you to say it out loud, Kevin, with your full big girl voice. What scum.
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A Shrödinger's Gun if you will
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Feel free to rate me dumb or late or whatever but goddamn I miss the era when being antifash involved shopping at the co-op and growing pot and driving a beater.
Being antifash and buying a lot of guns and training for total MAGA death sounds really tiring.
Being antifash and buying a lot of guns and training for total MAGA death sounds really tiring.
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Anarcho-communist Kevin Gives gets slapped hard in the face with rainbow capitalism and celebrates it
I guess mile high comics can call him a fuckhole because I bet they pulled his pants down and bent him over when it came to selling him children's toys and comic books at an inflated price
I love how trannies are susceptible to 'happy meal toy' level marketing. I can imagine the attendant conspiratorially looking around before directing him to the most
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Now that you mention it, troons would be absolutely awful secret shoppers.
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Back in the good old days, store security would gently usher them away from the toy section for obvious reasons.
Nowadays they will squeal and get ridiculously giggly while terrifying children, alerting staff to their presence, and giving security guards stress ulcers.
I wonder if the “plan” is to terrorize and cow the population so that wastes of life like Kevvie can buy stupid amounts of plastic because he is a toy manufacturer’s dream customer.
No sense of self control, disposable income because he doesn’t pay rent, and no parents or responsible adults limiting his purchases.
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He's got 20.1k people following him, and he values his follower count to the degree he gets distressed if it goes down
How many times has he tweeted? Over 200k? So he's averaging less than one follow every ten tweets. And some of them are probably alts/nsfw accounts of other trannies.
This is one of the most important things to him, and that's how bad at it he is
The audience is stunned into silence as Kevvy once again proves to be utterly incompetent
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Daddy Humbert is back from his vacation with Lolita and ready to fill you in on everything we’ve missed. This is seven days worth of content so it’s in spoilers, but I highly suggest reading it all because we got everything from hot takes to toys to transition surgery to Tfnation (the hot takes are not just about the Nashville shooter, either).
Bonus reply, he wonders how his dad would react to him transitioning. [A]
Meanwhile, Neck pondered gender. [A]
Educated on Judaism [A]
Scary selfies [A]
Jfc that was my biggest Kevin update ever. It was fun though.
We begin with him showing off the “sexy desk” he mentioned in the last update. It has built in lights, perfect for taking photos of his toys! We don’t see the desk again in this update though. [A]
Preordered a “sexy robot” [A]
Went through a tub of toys he hasn’t opened in half a decade, further unloading his hoard into Penny’s parents’ house. [A]
Preordered a “sexy robot” [A]
Went through a tub of toys he hasn’t opened in half a decade, further unloading his hoard into Penny’s parents’ house. [A]
Is upset that people are pointing out the fact that the Nashville shooter was trans and noticing how troons like to arm themselves. [A]
Toys [A]
very long transformers thread [A]
Copes that he isn’t an experimental guinea pig regarding the revision surgery Alloderm thing, because he knows firsthand. See, the surgeon that did the gf’s breast surgery is the same one he’s going to, and the nurse told him that a number of patients had also undergone the Alloderm thing. For some reason he is confident with this knowledge, despite said number being under 10. [A]
He was upset that Crimew got banned. [A]
Blah blah blah Twilight Sparkle didn’t always have wings [A]
Toy collecting discussion [A]
Transformers fans [A]
Toys [A]
very long transformers thread [A]
Copes that he isn’t an experimental guinea pig regarding the revision surgery Alloderm thing, because he knows firsthand. See, the surgeon that did the gf’s breast surgery is the same one he’s going to, and the nurse told him that a number of patients had also undergone the Alloderm thing. For some reason he is confident with this knowledge, despite said number being under 10. [A]
He was upset that Crimew got banned. [A]
Blah blah blah Twilight Sparkle didn’t always have wings [A]
Toy collecting discussion [A]
Transformers fans [A]
Kevin went to the endocrinologist and was told his cholesterol is “awesome”. He is also 229 lbs.[A]
Previously covered rant on fascism [A]
Long ass thread about Stephen Universe [A]
Talks about love of animation [A]
Continued going through tub of toys from earlier [A]
Seven got professionally groomed for the first time [A]
Previously covered rant on fascism [A]
Long ass thread about Stephen Universe [A]
Talks about love of animation [A]
Continued going through tub of toys from earlier [A]
Seven got professionally groomed for the first time [A]
Great news, Kevin’s headed to TFNation! Ft. Brianna Wu in the replies [A]
Trans day of visibility [A]
Finally finished organizing the toys from other tweets [A]
Kevin had a controversial take on schools not telling parents their child is trans. He got a lot of pushback for it, causing him to mute the thread. [A]
He voiced his displeasure at how the tweet went. [A]
Happy Seven [A]
Celebrated Trans Day of Visibility with a selfie [A]
Kevin has no shame. This is true, actually, because he did not mute that thread out of shame, he muted it because the transphobes were making his anxiety go wild. [A]
Trans day of visibility [A]
Finally finished organizing the toys from other tweets [A]
Kevin had a controversial take on schools not telling parents their child is trans. He got a lot of pushback for it, causing him to mute the thread. [A]
He voiced his displeasure at how the tweet went. [A]
Happy Seven [A]
Celebrated Trans Day of Visibility with a selfie [A]
Kevin has no shame. This is true, actually, because he did not mute that thread out of shame, he muted it because the transphobes were making his anxiety go wild. [A]
Technically not today, I’m writing this shit at 2 am but who cares.
Lesbians are not inherently anti-trans. [A]
Looks like they went furniture shopping to Ikea, since Kevin posted about seeing Blahaj [A]
Backed some campaign for some queer artist [A]
Reflects on how his trans friends and family didn’t exist a few years ago. [A]
And to finish the evening, he opened a new toy. [A]
Lesbians are not inherently anti-trans. [A]
Looks like they went furniture shopping to Ikea, since Kevin posted about seeing Blahaj [A]
Backed some campaign for some queer artist [A]
Reflects on how his trans friends and family didn’t exist a few years ago. [A]
And to finish the evening, he opened a new toy. [A]
Meanwhile, Neck pondered gender. [A]
Educated on Judaism [A]
Scary selfies [A]
Jfc that was my biggest Kevin update ever. It was fun though.
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Thank you based humble pervert Humbert, I missed Kevin's bad takes. 
"Trans people should be able to kill one person a month"
"what if that person was a kid"
"It's a joke GAWD"
It says it's a family friendly event, so I hope Kevin only wears his best transformers shirts or at least not overly sexual fetish ones. I'm not actually worried about him being around children, I think he's much, MUCH more likely to get into a fight and tantrum with a kid over transformers than anything. My only worry is if he finds a young ftm he tries to make the moves on.
Ouch!
The thought of him entering his late 30s early 40s and having a kid that he'd ACTUALLY pay attention to is laughable. He'd forget about his child as soon as they left his sight and end up injuring itself. Could you imagine Kevin even thinking about dropping a kid off at school? Kevin would have heart palpitations being so near his trauma, he'd make Penny do it. And then when the kid complains about school, Kevin will totally take the kid out so it can play videya games all day and become a trophy wife one day like him or will ignore the kid and keep them there for the free babysitting while Kevin has his sleep and me time. He has no right to weigh in on any parental thing even if he had children, it's like assigning Tommy Wiseau or Ed Wood to teaching classes about movies. Sure, they MADE movies, but they didn't really do anything of quality.
That child would be dropped on it's head so much and become super fat that Kevin not supervising it near a powersocket would be an act of mercy. This is one of the funniest things he's ever said to me.
It's either under 20 or under 10, which both are an incredibly small number.
lol the grammatical problems you encounter with "it/its" pronouns. And lol, Crimew/Till said that trans people should be allowed to kill someone once a month and he did that like 3 days before the shooting. INCREDIBLY poor timing, but he was stupid to fedpost in the first place.
"Trans people should be able to kill one person a month"
"what if that person was a kid"
"It's a joke GAWD"
The fact Wu is in nearly every cow's tweets in the troonosphere is an accomplishment. It's like a seal of unquality on a trans profile.
It says it's a family friendly event, so I hope Kevin only wears his best transformers shirts or at least not overly sexual fetish ones. I'm not actually worried about him being around children, I think he's much, MUCH more likely to get into a fight and tantrum with a kid over transformers than anything. My only worry is if he finds a young ftm he tries to make the moves on.
It would have been something if any of the field troons stole a few toys from his chests, he'd never notice.
Ouch!
The thought of him entering his late 30s early 40s and having a kid that he'd ACTUALLY pay attention to is laughable. He'd forget about his child as soon as they left his sight and end up injuring itself. Could you imagine Kevin even thinking about dropping a kid off at school? Kevin would have heart palpitations being so near his trauma, he'd make Penny do it. And then when the kid complains about school, Kevin will totally take the kid out so it can play videya games all day and become a trophy wife one day like him or will ignore the kid and keep them there for the free babysitting while Kevin has his sleep and me time. He has no right to weigh in on any parental thing even if he had children, it's like assigning Tommy Wiseau or Ed Wood to teaching classes about movies. Sure, they MADE movies, but they didn't really do anything of quality. That child would be dropped on it's head so much and become super fat that Kevin not supervising it near a powersocket would be an act of mercy. This is one of the funniest things he's ever said to me.
If he kept going he would have an autistic meltdown and be in a cycle of being mad on the internet. It's a good choice to cut himself off, even though he's blocking to assert an instant "I win shut up" button.
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Or if he gets called out for harassing the ftm the cwc ball move should work
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One common tranny tactic is choosing a goofy or silly pre transition pic and then a normal pic for post transition. Probably an attempt to make it look better than what it really is I don't know.
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Isn't he like 6'0 or somewhere in that range? If he's actually 230 lbs he carries it really bad. I know a couple guys that height and weight roughly and they look way better. Estrogen really did a number on his body, that and he must have hardly any muscle.
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He has the bare minimum amount of muscle required to be able to move and that's it.
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I have finally found someone I would wish necrotizing fascitis on. The complete lack of self-awareness I have become used to. The endless impulse shopping to avoid uncomfortable thoughts, par for the course with narcissistic personalities when unchecked. The "If I had children I hope the school would keep me in the dark about my child questioning its sexuality so someone else can give it "sex ed" without my knowledge" is where I finally lose my good humor towards this degenerate. Kevryn is a Goddamn NAMBLA poster given life. I can't wait to read about this nonce getting stomped in Birmingham because he couldn't control himself and discover the trans card has no play in the UK at the moment.
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Kevie sure has been buying a lot of toys lately (or moreso than usual)!
Anyone have that tweet were he admitted to buying shit to cope or when he's upset?
Gee, I wonder what could be coming up in the very near future that could make someone so upset?
He's so excited for his new coochie tho lol no regrets
Anyone have that tweet were he admitted to buying shit to cope or when he's upset?
Gee, I wonder what could be coming up in the very near future that could make someone so upset?
He's so excited for his new coochie tho lol no regrets
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Kevvie’s bronyism reminds me that every single brony I have ever heard about or met is a terrible irredeemable person.
Kevvie, very much is an example of that rule.
He is 6 foot ish? I always thought he was short.
Cause he is such a fat shit, not curvy more blobby, he looks wider than he is tall to me.
Kevvie, very much is an example of that rule.
He is 6 foot ish? I always thought he was short.
Cause he is such a fat shit, not curvy more blobby, he looks wider than he is tall to me.
forgotten corn
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“Curvy” is such a funny way to describe his body type. He’s just fat and lumpy. Extremely lumpy.
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IIRC he or one of his boyfriends are around 5'9". He's the tallest of the tranch as well as the fattest in a good side photo an article took of pre-split tranch.
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Yes, he's 5'11 (possibly 6'0 even but typically take what height troons say with some salt, they really like lying about their height by an inch or two). I dug back through the thread to check and it's been up for discussion if it's 6'0 or 5'11. He was apparently saying he was 231 lbs back then, so his weight hasn't exactly changed.. or he's lying, which I think he's lying. We have seen his slave collar get a little less snug though, so maybe he HAS lost some weight, but he's carrying it really, really bad. 230 usually just looks a little chubby at his height, he looks full on fat.
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Damn, a lot of Kevin's problems seem to stem from people seeing stuff he and others are doing in public. Remember, fascists always see what happens in public.Is upset that people are pointing out the fact that the Nashville shooter was trans and noticing how troons like to arm themselves. [A]
"Cutting edge" "numbers were under 10" "by no means a guinea pig"Copes that he isn’t an experimental guinea pig regarding the revision surgery Alloderm thing, because he knows firsthand. See, the surgeon that did the gf’s breast surgery is the same one he’s going to, and the nurse told him that a number of patients had also undergone the Alloderm thing. For some reason he is confident with this knowledge, despite said number being under 10. [A]
As with "fast, good and cheap", pick two.
And here's another troon lolcow coming out for the mass genocide of trans kids.Kevin had a controversial take on schools not telling parents their child is trans. He got a lot of pushback for it, causing him to mute the thread. [A]
As always, I like to be helpful, so I'll point out the simple logic for them. Trans kids will die if they don't get gender affirming care immediately -> only parents can sign off on gender affirming care -> schools not telling the parents means the parents cannot sign off.
Kevin loves trans kids dying, especially if they're abused first by the state deliberately.
"Lots of ardent homeschool defenders in the replies and quote tweets ... Fill you block lists lads"
First of all, don't misgender me, fascist. Second of all, very anarchist to come out for mandatory state schools from the guy who called home everyday in hopes of escaping and tweets regularly about the evils of public schooling.
"Glad to have some research"
No, it's an anecdote from another delusional shut-in, not research. The margin of error on this dataset is probably over 30 points just from the sample size alone.