CUCK! Jan Thread - Press One Gamers!

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WIZ DUM GUN
4 hours ago
Yes. The Race War Van will actually be a real prop that we will be driving around this season complete with mounted gun and horrible spray paint. There is one scene so far with Tyce mudding around in a trailer park firing BB guns widlly doing drive bys while screaming about trayvon and BLM and the cops almost got called. That's episode 4, you'll see it in a few days


WIZ DUM GUN
4 hours ago
We almost died filming it so im glad it turned out funny. You will see it soon, the race war van is real now and you can see it in High Definition AutismTube vision chromecasted directly to your VR fleshlight (EliVision DLC)
 
who pressed 2

ip ban please

also press 1 on this post if you know how to play space station 13 because i am doing a space station 13 live stream this week probably but only inviting like cool inner circle and by inner circle I mean "People who have good senses of humor, understand where to draw the line, and aren't mentally ill" which unfortinately precludes like half of the people reading this RIP

Someone posted this fan art and im reposting it.

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For anyone who missed it, the livestream was a video reaction to this thread where the camera faced the monitor the entire time. There was a weird soundboard playing in response to mouse movements on the screen to each post. Even still, he somehow managed to spend half the stream crying about me by typing in the search bar. I hope he got hacked because I didn't think Jan is that much of a whiny bitch.
You know people with autism tend to miss social cues like subtle humor, references, etc.

ALso catparty kill your self. List of people on the kiwi farms who should consider suicide:
  • CatParty
  • People Who Dont Think I can Curl 180lbs On Stevia and Weed
  • Null (He is already suicidal apparently, he said nobody would care if he pulled the trigger, he told me that in pm today lol)
  • CatParty
  • All the fans who secretly identify with jace WHICH IS APPARENTLY AT LEAST HALF OF THEM, YOU ARE ALL MONSTERS AND YOU SCARE ME, I need to take a shower after writing this.
  • People who spend all fucking day tirelessly posting on internet forums cultivating their circle of friendships and their drama and petty rumor mongering which has destroyed this community and will eventually erode all internet cultures and turn them into a circular firing squad ending in a slow burnout, rather than an explosive fun death. These people who spend all day posting are also called "CANCER" and "CANCER" inhabits 90% of all forums
It's clear now that with the new direction this comedy is moving, about half of the people here will NOT like it. That is OK and intentional. You are not the intended audience. Find a different hobby because DN is different now. This is not your standard wrestling. This is the Attitude Era.

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS, YOU DONT WANT TO BUT IM A TOUGH LOVER TYCE, IM A TOUGH LOVER REACH OUT AND TAKE THE LIFE LINE

just in time for the blm racewar
themes and memes of this season 3 will include:
  • Identity Politics
  • Pro Wrestling
  • Race
  • Islamisation and the clash of cultures and ideas, and the petty attempts of Centrists to settle for a meaningless middle ground between two incompatible extremes
  • Third Wave Feminism
  • 90's NBA subculture, see also: Barkley, Shut up and Jam, Gaiden. CBoyardee is my senpai and I love him for making that game.
  • Escapism and Identity - examples include anime and Furries (Ties into identity politics and how people are desperate to look for escapism in a hopeless world that is against them - and people always seem to look in the wrong places, such as weed, anime, etc. Our making fun of anime or furries will not just be the same "Oh thats gross haha look at these freaks" humor because that isnt interesting and its played out)

---kojima
 
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