Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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Shit that did not happen, John Flynt edition.

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In conclusion, wealthy white man John Flynt verbally assaults an older woman.

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Even in her made up stories, she sounds like a douchebag. This is even worse than her guy on the plane anecdote.

Again, that was an Anita Sarkeesian proxy, no?

It was a mashup of Anita and Zoe, nothing at all to do with Wu. She just likes claiming it's all about her, because she's The Most Victimised Victim of GamerGate(TM).
 
So because Wu brought up black female Iron Man repeatedly, I thought I would take this moment, as a frequenter of /tg/, to grind it's artist into the dirt until he cries. This is because Social Justice Sci-Fi just ran into /tg/'s favorite sci-fi, and the latter always wins. But this battle will not be won by the fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls of the internet, oh no - this one goes to Games-Workshop, who purportedly C&D'd over it.

Brace yourselves for hilarity and click the spoiler button, fellow grognards.

Apparently, in addition to the art essentially just overlaying 3D models (which looks fucking terrible) for the new Iron Man comic, the same artist used it for Space Knight Venom, where there was this fucking thing:

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Your eyes are not deceiving you. Marvel did just pull a Moleman9000 and use someone else's content without permission. Those are Tau Skyray Missile Gunships. Oh, but it gets better, Kiwis, so much better, because the next image will pretty much demonstrate why Games-Workshop got itself in a dander over this:

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The fucking Tau emblem, right the fuck there for everyone to see.

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Considering that GW is usually tries to C&D on everything that has the words "Space" and "Marine" within three paces of each other, we can rightfully assume that at this very moment Games Workshop Astrates (read: lawyers) are descending onto Marvel and Disney like the fucking Second Coming.

Also for some reason I really want to play Borderlands 2 right now...
> 5/ So, I take off my sunglasses and say, "Do I look like the kind of woman that requires advice from a random woman in a minivan? NO? Okay."

Imagine Wu (although I highly doubt that) running with her dog, then jaywalking with her earphones in and either Wu herself or her dog is nearly getting run over by that woman in the minivan. The woman is enraged, pulls beside her and shouts at her that Wu should watch where she is going. And then a sweaty Brianna Wu turns around, with a mangy, yapping dog at her side, the woman driver sees her face for the first time and Wu says those words.

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Even in her made up stories, she sounds like a douchebag. This is even worse than her guy on the plane anecdote.
Even in Massachusetts, one of the world's greatest concentrations of ugly people, there is no chance any adult would look at the shambling wreck that is Wu and her little dog and prioritize the dog's condition over the region's tribally mandated, "What's wrong with this faggot?"
 
Considering that GW is usually tries to C&D on everything that has the words "Space" and "Marine" within three paces of each other, we can rightfully assume that at this very moment Games Workshop Astrates (read: lawyers) are descending onto Marvel and Disney like the fucking Second Coming.
I can just imagine some GW lawyer sitting in his office, killing time by flicking through this new comic he picked up on his way to work. He turns a page and sees the ships and walker on the page. He pauses. They look very familiar, but from where? He looks at the closely, examining the shape and design as the cogs slowly start to turn in his head. He hesitantly reaches the phone, when suddenly he spots it: the Tau symbol clear as day on the side of the ship. His heart skips a beat as he looks up to a poster on his wall, confirming it is the exact same symbol and this is beyond the shadow of a doubt a clear case of wholesale plagiarism. He snaps back to the cover of the comic and reads the name of the publisher. Marvel Comics. A company worth billions and owned by Disney. A grin starts to spread across his face as he rises to feet and raises the comic page above his head.

'Rev up your lawsuits, boys! We've got a live one! WAAAAAGGHH!'
'WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!'
The war cries echo across the void and somewhere, in a Disney office, an executive shivers...
 
Why does she keep trying to claim that SVU episode was about her, is it because the one TV show that was about her was laughed into the either?

He likes to imagine someone other than Frank would have sex with him. But no one else, not even rapists, are degenerate or desperate enough to do so.
Same with why he kept trying to claim people were calling him while masturbating.
 
I can just imagine some GW lawyer sitting in his office, killing time by flicking through this new comic he picked up on his way to work. He turns a page and sees the ships and walker on the page. He pauses. They look very familiar, but from where? He looks at the closely, examining the shape and design as the cogs slowly start to turn in his head. He hesitantly reaches the phone, when suddenly he spots it: the Tau symbol clear as day on the side of the ship. His heart skips a beat as he looks up to a poster on his wall, confirming it is the exact same symbol and this is beyond the shadow of a doubt a clear case of wholesale plagiarism. He snaps back to the cover of the comic and reads the name of the publisher. Marvel Comics. A company worth billions and owned by Disney. A grin starts to spread across his face as he rises to feet and raises the comic page above his head.

'Rev up your lawsuits, boys! We've got a live one! WAAAAAGGHH!'
'WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!'
The war cries echo across the void and somewhere, in a Disney office, an executive shivers...
Or, he runs out into the main office, heads towards that big red box on the wall, grabs a hammer hanging from chain and smashes the glass panel that reads "In case of Disney infringing on our copyright, break glass."

Then he presses the button that lowers the disco ball, cues the music and opens the "Benjamin sprinklers".
 
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Shit that did not happen, John Flynt edition.

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In conclusion, wealthy white man John Flynt verbally assaults an older woman.

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Flynt/Wu is now an expert on canine physiology.

Except that . . .

Just like heat stroke can be fatal to humans, hyperthermia can be fatal to your beloved pet. Many dog experts state that if the ambient air temperature is 80 degrees or warmer, or if there is excessive humidity, it is best to leave your dog at home. The risk at this point for heat stroke far exceeds the benefit for exercise.

This stupid tranny twat is trying to kill Splat and is sperging out in public at people who are trying to stop him.

For the record: The temperature in Boston at 8 p.m. today was 82. It was doubtless hotter when Flynt/Wu was out trying to murder Splat and screeching at those trying to save to poor dog's life. What an asshole.

Brianna Wu‏@Spacekatgal
5/ So, I take off my sunglasses and say, "Do I look like the kind of woman that requires advice from a random woman in a minivan?"

No, you don't look like any kind of "woman" at all. You do look like the kind of creature that is typically portrayed in film and literature as having a stake driven through it as it rests in its crypt during the hours when the sun is above the horizon. We'll call you Nosferatwu.
 
Flynt/Wu is now an expert on canine physiology.

Except that . . .

Just like heat stroke can be fatal to humans, hyperthermia can be fatal to your beloved pet. Many dog experts state that if the ambient air temperature is 80 degrees or warmer, or if there is excessive humidity, it is best to leave your dog at home. The risk at this point for heat stroke far exceeds the benefit for exercise.

This stupid tranny twat is trying to kill Splat and is sperging out in public at people who are trying to stop him.

For the record: The temperature in Boston at 8 p.m. today was 82. It was doubtless hotter when Flynt/Wu was out trying to murder Splat and screeching at those trying to save to poor dog's life. What an asshole.

Brianna Wu‏@Spacekatgal
5/ So, I take off my sunglasses and say, "Do I look like the kind of woman that requires advice from a random woman in a minivan?"

No, you don't look like any kind of "woman" at all. You do look like the kind of creature that is typically portrayed in film and literature as having a stake driven through it as it rests in its crypt during the hours when the sun is above the horizon. We'll call you Nosferatwu.
This is assuming that Brianna actually left the house at all. I don't doubt that Brianna is a shitty pet owner, but she's also a liar and a lazy fuck. She's exactly the kind of person who would lie about exercising to get asspats from her friends on facebook. Brianna is also a compulsive liar, so she can't just lie about going for a run, she has make her dog a super dog and has to have a confrontation along the way to make her sound like a bad ass.
 
Unless we see some Pokémon Go pictures that don't involve the house or the grass in front of it, there's no chance I'm going to believe any more lies from Flynt/Wu.

I already got fooled enough with the lies related to the game.
Maybe Wu is the only one who did actually stick to his guns and didn't flip flop on Nintendo when they came out with Pokemon Go.

Who am I kidding, he just wasn't interested.
 
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