Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

[GenociderSyo]

Has the “legitimate“ account shown recent activity during this time?

She moved most of her stuff to TikTok at some point. She has a multitude of abandoned accounts.

 

[Just A Rat]

Oh sorry, I meant the Lacey account.

 

[ZB927]

Has the “legitimate“ account shown recent activity during this time?

No, I don't see anything more recent than 2021 but those are public posts so maybe I can't see more recent posts that are set to friends-only because I'm not a friend? That profile has been active since 2012 so that's a long con game to pretend to be your own sister for 11 years. The "update" account only has posts since January 5th so it's brand new.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

No, I don't see anything more recent than 2021 but those are public posts so maybe I can't see more recent posts that are set to friends-only because I'm not a friend? That profile has been active since 2012 so that's a long con game to pretend to be your own sister for 11 years. The "update" account only has posts since January 5th so it's brand new.

Right around when she started the dying arc, right? Yeah, I was on the fence but now this bitch is def not dead.

 

[Troonos]

So the caring bridge has a new "Lacey" post.

I sincerely believe "dying" is her latest form of Brayden the redheaded stepchild kicking and screaming in the toy aisle because mom wouldn't buy him a WWE action figure. This all sounds like a shitfit because the local health care system's providers have all caught on and there isn't a single one who will give her the high she craves anymore.

 

[Potato Burrito]

If you Google SNBC13.com, it comes up with many articles listing it as a fake news source.

I am not going to PL but I can confirm SNBC13 is a strange bot/scraper and not a legitimate news source.

From what I know about it, it seems particularly interested in suicides and it has been able to scrape information that isn't widely publicly available — don't know how it does but it's not just rewriting legitimate news reports. It's like it has access to police reports or something.

 

[chantalisfat]

I've tried running what I believe is her birthday through this Minnesota Dept of Health death search and found nothing: https://www.health.state.mn.us/people/vitalrecords/deathsearch/dthSearch.html

It just requires first, last, and DOB. I tried 5/9/90, '89, and '91 and didn't hit on anything. I may have gotten her birthday wrong though.

The website also says anyone can order any death record for a $13 fee. The problem is that they only offer instructions on how to do so by mail or fax, and I don't care enough to email them to inquire about online options. Here's the link in case anyone wants to give it a shot.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Her "GUYS IM DED RIP" TikTok video is weirdly gaining popularity at almost 3 million views. Also, thank god she remembered her hashtags just to make sure the video blows up #speshul #dying #imdead #noliterally #guysimseriouslydead!!!

ETA: some deranged comments

Spoiler: Lunacy and Parasocial Relationships that started 10 seconds ago

...and my personal favorite, with a cameo from Sicky Vicky! SOMEONE ALERT THE PRESIDENT!!!

 

[Totallyunknown]

Reading that CB post and started thinking about how many of us watched Archie literally rot before our eyes as his mother posted him skeletal in diapers right up until the day he died while crying that the hospital was murdering him.

And this bitch sat red cheeked on Tiktok until weeks before she finally kicks it? Sure Jan.

I think she's dead and I think "Lacey" explained it in the post - she was seeking pain relief, told them that she would be dead once she recieved the pain relief and then suddenly immediately declined once she did in fact receive pain relief.

I read this as she begged and begged and begged for drugs, they possibly gave it to her in a timed release and she did what she needed to do to get an over dose to finally once and for all prove she's sick by dieing. Honestly, she was barely a munchie - she was a drug seeking junkie. Whatever attention she sought was to benefit her drug seeking, unlike someone like dead conjoined twin Victoria who seems to get off on believing she's genuinely sick.

I'd laugh if she was faking being blind like she shit her own bed to try and up the ante to get the drugs that did her in.

 

[Smellee Cat]

I've tried running what I believe is her birthday through this Minnesota Dept of Health death search and found nothing: https://www.health.state.mn.us/people/vitalrecords/deathsearch/dthSearch.html

It just requires first, last, and DOB. I tried 5/9/90, '89, and '91 and didn't hit on anything. I may have gotten her birthday wrong though.

The website also says anyone can order any death record for a $13 fee. The problem is that they only offer instructions on how to do so by mail or fax, and I don't care enough to email them to inquire about online options. Here's the link in case anyone wants to give it a shot.

If there’s an exact DOB, I’ll run it. I work in a related field

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

If there’s an exact DOB, I’ll run it. I work in a related field

May 9th, courtesy of FB.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

What a finale!
What a performance!
We want Chelton as Ophelia in our next production. All payments in Special K!

Only thing I can't decide is what would be more funny - a fake death or an OD-by-munch...

 

[Lord Tardicus]

Obviously with all that has happened I wanted PROOF OF Chelsea’s body WAS HER BODY before transport.

Can't quote properly because phone fuckery, buuuut...

This is absolutely a setup for a "harrowing" tale of being held hostage and having all kinds of totally awful things being done that are in no way fantastical and there is solid proof but either she will have been "told by the FBI" not to say or the proof will be totally legit but she just "doesn't need to prove it to you"

 

[Breadbear]

Can't quote properly because phone fuckery, buuuut...

This is absolutely a setup for a "harrowing" tale of being held hostage and having all kinds of totally awful things being done that are in no way fantastical and there is solid proof but either she will have been "told by the FBI" not to say or the proof will be totally legit but she just "doesn't need to prove it to you"

Oh, captured by the evil doctors for medical experiments! Good way for her to save face if she decides to come back.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Her "GUYS IM DED RIP" TikTok video is weirdly gaining popularity at almost 3 million views.

She's definitely going to come back with either "I wasn't really dead guise" or more "pre-recorded" tiktoks from BEYOND THE GRAVE! No way can she miss out on the dopamine the attention from pretending to be dead got her.

 

[ZB927]

I am not going to PL but I can confirm SNBC13 is a strange bot/scraper and not a legitimate news source.

Although I do gotta give then props for the crop job on this picture! It perfectly espouses my thoughts on this bullshitery. Lol!

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

HELL'S BELLS! THE DRAMA INCREASES!

That CaringBridge post had me cackling like an absolute maniac. It reads exactly like the rambling Chelton posts of old, down to the capitalisation of entire phrases.
It's written by her for sure.

As for that tiktok video...who the fuck does that? Who makes a sad video for social media, and 'gets their sister' to post it when they die? Muh attention and asspats!

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

This just gets more and more absurd. She never did give us the myoclonus clip, because it was one symptom she couldn't fake.

I see it as no-lose situation. Either she committed internet pseudocide and that's the end of her retarded shit, harassing legitimate medical professionals that have real patients they need to attend to rather than her crazy shit covered munchie ass. Or she really is dead, likely due to ODing herself intentionally in order to "show everyone" that she was really dying. If so, I give her credit for following through. Also, it has the same effect as pseudocide, no more bullshit. Either way, everyone wins, but the shit covered retard drug seeker who overplayed her retarded hand. If only we could convince other similar munchie retards to follow her example. All in all, a satisfying ending. I hope we get at least 1/2 credit for her death. We can add it to our total that must surely be in the 1000's by now.

Ding, Dong! The Munchies Bitch Is Internet Dead (at a minimum). All Is Well In The World!

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

I can't stop thinking about this lol.

Some things that came to mind:

• If she wasn't under Palliative Care or Hospice, it's a bit strange that she was allowed to die with no interventions (CPR, etc) but I guess if she had been deemed competent to make the decision to be not for resuscitation that might have been in place.
• Having seen a fair few people online posting their end of life care, it's a little strange that nobody ever filmed anything  for Chelsea. She was always filming herself. If I was dying and wanted to "educate" the world or whatever I would ask a family member to help me record a video. Same with the "if you are seeing this I am dead" video, it would be better to have it filmed by someone else.
• There are a few people on Reddit in the tiktokgossip subreddit who are voraciously defending her, all have auto-generated usernames and zero other post histories (except for one who posts a lot in the long COVID subreddit and posted a pics of themselves, and they're not Chelsea). They look like socks that someone uses periodically and deletes their posts, right?
  Spoiler: screenshots of accounts

  

The whole thing is just weird. Even if she actually is dead, it's just... weird.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

The funniest obituary ever. I think Chelton wrote it herself (I know it's a scraper bot thing but it sounds as retarded as she does).

We are forced to tell you the tragic news that she has died away

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