Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tau Tack]

is it just me or are there lots of tomboy lady kiwi farmers?

There are no girls on the Internet.

But, yes.

 

[caffeinated Chihuahua]

As a TERf, I dislike sex stereotypes and try not to let them color my perception of other people. But as an asshole, I think they're often hilarious. That being said, I am a feminine woman and I feel like Conan the Destroyer when I hang out with groups of FTMs and female gender specials. Like, I'll be the tallest one there, and the only one who doesn't know how to crochet? If you ever want to learn about astrology, where to buy a dress with pockets in it, which male celebrities are cutest, and how to properly size a bra - ask your local Aiden.
Is Tiger Beat still a thing? If it was, it'd be the FTM bible.
Oh also, great way to meet MTFs - tabletop wargaming and motorsports. Absolute sausage festival.

True. Honestly, I think if I was a bit more gullible I would have been an aiden.

Spoiler: FtM sperg

Hell I think I'm manlier than almost every one of them. Almost all of my hobbies are sausage fests, so naturally I have mostly male friends. I like people telling me their opinion openly and shittalking over the politeness most have for women. I even had weird fantasies as a kid about being a boy, but the idea I was a man all along never crossed my mind, even after being exposed to trans culture online.

The first FtM I came in contact with was a friend of a friend and said friend saw no contradiction with her having only very stereotypically feminine hobbies and mannerisms, yet being a man. Maybe she pre-peaked me because she had an absolute asinine reason why she was trans: the male character she was roleplaying online overtook her body, so the dominant personality became a guy. Yes, she was (or is) also a DID larper so theres that. Ofc she was also a fujo addict that claimed to be asexual. For a time I thought she was simply no true trans tm, but turns out she was just a stereotypical aiden.

 

[Fungible penis]

Lmao, a cavalcade of tism and troonage.


Link

 

[Spud]

The lack of body strength means that womens tennis matches don’t devolve into constant, boring 100 mph serve duels.

Bullshit, you just like to hear the moans the female players make when they hit the ball just like the rest of us

 

[lurker2newfag]

Also: Guys… Apparently Grinder is the place to go for NSA sex with chicks now.

If you can say: “No baby, I think of you as a man! Now take off your bra, I want to see them titties bounce when you ride me.. Bro!” with a straight face, you’re golden!

Just don't mention/admit to being bisexual, they fucking hate that.

 

[Merry]

Sympathy for the tomboys in this thread, you ladies make some of the best platonic friends to dudes in my experience

 

[MadDisaster]

Because acknowledging differences of sex is bad for..... reasons

See I'm on kf because when I read stuff like that my 1st thought is "it is so cool that they have found different ways to highlight the strengths and talents of males and females without diminishing either." Such radical and extremists takes cannot be tolerated in today's society.

Just another agreement on the pile, especially since it does seem to make the sports more popular to watch for general audiences as well. Look at women's gymnastics or figure skating. The women do something different, athletic, but more emphasized to their strengths.

Making tweaks to other sports just seems logical, especially if it could make things more fast paced or exciting.

ETA re Tomboys - I'm generally pretty feminine by most standards, and FTM make me feel butch. It doesn't seem to be hobbies and interests that make them think they're a guy most of the time. They just don't want to be women. That's it (except for the fujos).

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Troonism is a mental illness and the in fad of clown world is to collect mental illnesses like Pokémon. The culture is one of constantly ‘one upping’ each other to be the most oppressed person that ever existed.
More girls need to have a stable father figure in their life to solve their daddy issues and boys need a strong man as an example. We have strayed so far from that we are left with retarded gender confused children. The best thing for society would be to stop pandering to make believe nonsense and to bring back shame. This worked for thousands of years until current clown world.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

A couple of observations.
The high libido partner is the one taking testosterone. Duh.
Hetero couples both trans seems to be a thing now.

 

[Boson]

Recently I've met a couple of Aidens, and even though I've always been a tomboy it really struck me how much girlier they are than I am in manner and speech. I can't figure out what made them think they must be guys (and I am not going to ask).

Edit: is it just me or are there lots of tomboy lady kiwi farmers?

Yeah, I’ve definitely been able to clock one just on how they socialize. Even if they look like a boy you can still tell by how they talk, and that it’s different than a cis gay man as well.

 

[Fapcop]

“HAAALP! MY SPOUSES MOMMY LARP IS RUINING OUR SONS LIFE!”

So we have a family: Mother, son and coomer husband who likes to LARP as a mom. (“Milf” no doubt!)


Whaa?! But I keep hearing that kids are sooo inclusive?!



So basically having a father who’s a troon is ruining his sons social life. Nobody wants him in pictures knowing that a giant hun will start tagging them on SM.

The poor son is no doubt mortified as well.

And what does the troon do? Instead of doing what any father/good parent would do, and think about his son, he REEEEES, cries and throws a furious tranny shitfit because HOW DARES the wife try took to look out for their child’s best interests, instead of validating his LARP?!

I wonder what the other redditors will say?!

“YOUR SON NEEDS A HUGBOX!”


Ah yes! Clearly what the son needs is to spend more time with groomers and degenerates!

“LET ME MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT MYSELF!”

Typical fucking tranny!


“YOU NEED TO FIND SOME WEIRDOS FOR YOUR SON!”

Yes, why on earth would the son need to learn how to function among normal people?!


“IS THERE A GROOMER OR AUTHORITY FIGURE WHO COULD BROWBEAT YOUR SONS FRIENDS INTO SUBMISSION?!”

These fucks love to have jannies fixing wrongthink even IRL

“YOUR HUSBAND IS A SELFISH FUCKTARD”

Finally an ounce of common sense. Probably from one of the ex troon spouses who hang out there.

This thread really made me MATI. Fuck the degenerate coomer husband, fuck the wife for tolerating this bullshit despite her natural instincts telling her to focus on her child for once.

And fuck these degenerates and their spouses for demanding that everyone sucks tranny cock.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I won't stop taking testosterone because I'm worried I'll regret it,

Yes, that's what you'll regret, NOT taking dangerous body and mind altering chemicals that cause irreversible damage, lmao

 

[Lady Bizness]

I really do feel that creeping chilly thought, what if I had grown up in this era?

...nah, I'm too much of a lazy asshole to join a cult.

Anyway, I miss my old gym pre-pandemic. There was a regular TIF who I'd lift heavier weights in front of on purpose. Like, it might be my cardio day but nah, I see she's deadlifting some fucking quarters, better put the loony bitch in her place.

It's 50% subtle harassment but the rest is me truly, honestly trying to get these dummies to have a think about how an otherwise normal woman can lift more than them, and it's a completely normal activity for a healthy woman to do. So where does the man part exist in them?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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A couple of observations.
The high libido partner is the one taking testosterone. Duh.
Hetero couples both trans seems to be a thing now.

I don’t understand how people fail to look at the number of hetero trans couples and not realise that it indicates something fucky about the trans community. Like, I’m prepared to accept that dysphoria exists as a rare condition. But apparently it’s so prevalent that numerous people in relationships are suddenly discovering that they both have it. Statistically, this happening even once should be almost impossible.

“LET ME MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT MYSELF!”
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Typical fucking tranny!

This too. Trans and disabled? What are the chances? Apparently very high, because it seems that every other troon has a “disability” that prevents them from working but otherwise doesn’t really seem to impede them.

I know this troon didn’t specify his disability, but the fact that he raises it in an unrelated discussion suggests that it’s an attention thing.

 

[glass_houses]

I really do feel that creeping chilly thought, what if I had grown up in this era?

...nah, I'm too much of a lazy asshole to join a cult.

Anyway, I miss my old gym pre-pandemic. There was a regular TIF who I'd lift heavier weights in front of on purpose. Like, it might be my cardio day but nah, I see she's deadlifting some fucking quarters, better put the loony bitch in her place.

It's 50% subtle harassment but the rest is me truly, honestly trying to get these dummies to have a think about how an otherwise normal woman can lift more than them, and it's a completely normal activity for a healthy woman to do. So where does the man part exist in them?

These sorts of larping women were around long before the troonpocalypse, I'm afraid. At one stage I shared house with a hardcore butch lesbian and she would frequently tell me, with considerable pride, how all her piercings and tattoos displayed her ability to hold herself in a fight and what a mean bitch she was.

I asked her how many fights she'd ever been in.

She said, "None, but I know how tough I am."

She was a lot taller and supposedly much stronger than I was, but when I put a basic wrist lock on her and challenged her to break it, she couldn't, and she tried for quite a while.

Yeeeeeeeaaaah...

 

[Lady Bizness]

These sorts of larping women were around long before the troonpocalypse, I'm afraid. At one stage I shared house with a hardcore butch lesbian and she would frequently tell me, with considerable pride, how all her piercings and tattoos displayed her ability to hold herself in a fight and what a mean bitch she was.

I asked her how many fights she'd ever been in.

She said, "None, but I know how tough I am."

She was a lot taller and supposedly much stronger than I was, but when I put a basic wrist lock on her and challenged her to break it, she couldn't, and she tried for quite a while.

Yeeeeeeeaaaah...

My college job had a lot of lesbians and this one skinny bitch really tried the fuckboi attitude and look before it was a thing. Most of the other lesbians were earthy hippies but this gal was such a strutting asshole. She must be approaching 50 by now, but I wouldn't be surprised if she's trooned out. She really prided herself on being tough and "stealing" pretty white girls from their boyfriends.

Spoiler: Which makes me wonder...

Someone once thought I was her ex - the idea made me want to vomit. I wonder if all those pretty chicks she brought around were just acquaintances and she was just lying about her conquests?

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Yeah I know what you mean, but again: That’s something only a yank with a passing knowledge about footie would say.

And soccer is a contact sport. I’d like to see a pooner be on the receiving end of a sliding tackle from a 6ft 220 lb defender, or get body checked by one, but I’m pretty sure it would end in tears.

yeah hes right... i took up the wonderful game or w/e they call it and i was shocked at how physical it was. i fuckin hate heading the ball lol

 

[monstrous bubo]

yeah hes right... i took up the wonderful game or w/e they call it and i was shocked at how physical it was. i fuckin hate heading the ball lol

It’s the beautiful game because it produces classic post-game photos like this

 

[Ser Prize]

TiF suddenly feels femme, likes being called a girlfriend, and has baby fever.
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Spoiler: Copy paste

Suddenly feeling feminine?

I've been on testosterone for almost a year now, it'll be a year in just two weeks. When I first started testosterone my dysphoria was so bad to the point I didn't shower for a month cause I couldn't stand seeing myself without baggy clothes on.

With coming up on a year, things have drastically changed. The thing is, I've always wanted to be feminine, but the way a guy is feminine. I asked everyone to call me by my chosen male name, and even went by he/him pronouns. I saw myself as a feminine man, who liked men. A gay trans man. Now, im questioning myself. I've been feeling extremely feminine. A while ago, someone called me their girlfriend as a joke (I was not out to them), and I liked the term. I enjoy being seen a feminine figure, but I'm not sure if I like she/her pronouns. Now I don't know if I want top surgery, but maybe just a breast reduction. Another thing that changed is I seem to mainly be into women now. I'm still into men, but NOWHERE near as much as I used to be. And for the first time in the 20 years of my life, i experienced baby fever, and I said to myself "I think I want to be pregnant".

I hate this feeling because I have seen myself as a trans man for seven years, and it feels like everything changed within a month, and it's so overwhelming!! I won't stop taking testosterone because I'm worried I'll regret it, but what if I don't like myself as masculine? What if I decide to be more feminine and start feeling dysphoric again? I don't know what to do, I'm almost heartbroken over this.

Why is the default band aid for these freaks surgery? She finds out they actually like being a woman and her compromise was to only cut PART of her tits off.

 

[Pledged22]

I got bored so I tried to dream up some nicknames for the hekkin valid tranny soccer team a few pages back.
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The one you named Big Bridgette in the top left is a television actor on Emmerdale in the UK. I don’t watch it anymore but I didn’t actually realise it was a FTM when I occasionally see clips.

Ash Palmisciano