Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[Ebola]

Edit: Please don't fuck with her; she has more than enough serious problems and already literally thinks there are Satanic cults dedicated trolling her, so if observing from a distance isn't enough, find something better to do.

Elora Snow

Psychiatric secretary/nurse: "Do you know where you're at, at this time?"
Elora Snow: "Uhhhhh... No..."
Nurse: "Do you ever experience confusion of where you're at?"
Elora Snow: "Are you being serious right now?"
Nurse: "Do you have thoughts of hurting yourself or others?"
Snow: "No.... maybe whoever sent me here, telepathically with my thoughts."
Nurse: "Do you have any family issues?"
Snow: "No, my husband and I are great; we just got married last night..."
Nurse: "Last night?..." *nods*
Snow: "I need the pure stuff [Abilify] cause I'm a psychic medium, PhD certified, in religious sciences!"
Snow: "I have a PhD too, honey; mine's just not on my wall for everyone to see!"


"Elora Snow"
aka The Oracle Of Saturn, E.J. Borealis
Real Name: Elizabeth Lansing
30 year old female from California; schizophrenic, refuses to take meds, arrested and hospitalized multiple times
Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/elora.sn0w?pnref=lhc.unseen
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ5lKEU7hBgwCc08skkdLyA
https://www.youtube.com/user/b0gana/
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/ej_borealis42

>Vampire fetish
>Thinks she is a highly trained sleeper agent/assasian with many kills
>Claims to be raped by aliens multiple times
>Obsessed with Illumaniti/Reptilains/Arcturians
>Claims to be a Sith Lord
>Claims to use Jedi mind tricks
>Constantly hexes and curses people
>Believes a cult is dedicated to trolling her and making her friends disappear
>Spams and threatens people who harass/criticize her or people she dislikes with endless streams of schizo nonsense
>Has a history of accusing random people of murder or stalking
>Believes she works for the Ashtar Command, an intergalactic federation of aliens/higher beings
>Believes she is on a vital mission from Ashtar Command to save humanity
>Believes Hillary Clinton supports school shootings
>"EVERYONE'S A STALKER!"
>"I'LL HACK YOU!"
>Much more

Making schizo calls to 911

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

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"The Denny's on Mission Ave. is chopping people up and putting them in the food."

Sorry hun, Denny's food really just is that bad.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh this is going to be a shit show of a thread.

 

[Zvantastika]

We better not mess with this one, she's going to hax us so hard:

And probably send her army of space ninja aliens from the distant past future to dox us to oblivion. Or she'll just crap her pants, whatever happens first I guess.

>Believes a cult is dedicated to trolling her and making her friends disappear

Yeah, that is so not probable at all... ... ... code magenta agents, I repeat, code magenta.

 

[Bassomatic]

I just noticed, her profile picture is a mix of star wars and free masonry, yea, schizophrenia confirmed.

 

[Ebola]

To be honest, I have hardly doxed her at all. I bet you guys there is a shitton of more to be found. However, I was forced to make a very premature thread about her today because she suddenly became super psychotic like never before... according to my contact, she's called 911 at least 3 times today.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Why do these type of cows always believe thay they were raped by aliens? A potential cow I am working on stated that she was dream raped(whatever the fuck that means) and was carrying the aliens child. Why the fuck is it always aliens.....

 

[Ebola]

Why do these type of cows always believe thay they were raped by aliens? A potential cow I am working on stated that she was dream raped(whatever the fuck that means) and was carrying the aliens child. Why the fuck is it always aliens.....

Actually, it happened to me too. It happens to a large portion of the world population, but most people just convince themselves it was a dream, never telling anyone else about what happened to them because it's embarrassing. In reality, it is called "Old Hag Syndrome" or sleep paralysis. Sometimes while your body is sleeping, your brain will wake up, yet fails to send the wake-up call to your body, meaning you are 100% paralyzed in your own body, but are, at the same time, fully awake. During this period, you will almost certainly hallucinate. Some common hallucinations include an old witch sitting on your chest, or higher beings or aliens holding you down and raping you. Until your body awakens, you cannot move, and you can't control your breathing, and as such it seems like you aren't breathing at all, which is why some people think they died too. You cannot scream or move a finger, or any muscle in your body, except for your eyelids at times. People commonly mistake it for alien abduction and other such events.

If sleep paralysis happens to you often enough, you being to lose all fear of being paralyzed and molested by hallucinations, and you quickly learn how to lucid dream, literally becoming a god in your dreams.

When Snow talks about things like "astral rape," you can be 90% sure she's talking about sleep paralysis.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

she's too cute and normal looking to be this fucking crazy

 

[Ebola]

I have always suspected Elora Snow to be the female Jan Rankowski; however, considering her behavior in these past few days, and the amount of detail and consistency she exposed to me about her mental hospital trips, I am sort of doubting it ATM.

In the end, only time will tell. The nature of nature is uncertainty.

BTW, she is married. To who? No idea.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Oh fucking hell. What a loony.

Goes from sperging about cannibals to singing Die Walkure off key to mad shite about gang stalking by Hillary Clinton.

I used to live with a paranoid schizophrenic who was off his meds and I think she is real based on my experiences with him, which would go from shouting about gang stalking to weird singing to wandering around in a trance at the drop of a hat. Then again, she looks too well kempt; my former housemate used to completely neglect himself at times.

 

[Rokko]

she's too cute and normal looking to be this fucking crazy

I agree! But you know, there are plenty of crazy people out there that are cute. It is a "pretty" explosive mix. I guess most people can forgive bad behavior in good looking people easier than in, lets say, Phil- or Jordan-looking people.

 

[Sgt_maul]

Why does every schizo think they are secretly a highly trained assassin with super deep skills and sleeper agent status?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I like her. She seems like fun.
Do you suppose "sleeper agents" are required to wear that weird little outfit, or is it just personal taste? Doesn't seem terribly practical if you're trying to blend in. Perhaps they're all underground gangster rappers.

 

[An Ghost]

Why do these type of cows always believe thay they were raped by aliens? A potential cow I am working on stated that she was dream raped(whatever the fuck that means) and was carrying the aliens child. Why the fuck is it always aliens.....

Cause earthlings rule #1 don't put your dick in crazy.

Any lolcow who is already at ends with the Internet collective and trolls makes for hilarious results when they find their thread.

 

[AA 102]

>Believes a cult is dedicated to trolling her and making her friends disappear

She is going to chimp out hardcore if she ever finds this thread.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Oh wow, an Ashtar Command cultist.
For those of you unaware, Ashtar is a deity in a UFO cult called The Ashtar Movement.
This one looks pretty fun, I'll have to keep an eye on her.
Also, please don't turn this thread into 50 pages of "she's crazy but she haz nice boowbz id fuk her". You sound like a thirsty autist when you say shit like that.

 

[Toasty]

Please, I'm asking every one nicely, can we let this one evolve naturally? It looks really promising.

 

[chimpburgers]

I see potential in this one and I love the conspiracy cows a lot myself.

 

[SamTheEagle]

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I love how this awesome spy keeps blowing her partner's cover.