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Space Station 13? Sign me up. I've already been banned by Goonstation once in service to the Nation, I could do another tour of duty. Especially since the last one lasted all of 15 minutes before weens and chimpouts ruined shit.
 
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KSwizzle_WIZDUMGUN said:
  • Escapism and Identity - examples include anime and Furries (Ties into identity politics and how people are desperate to look for escapism in a hopeless world that is against them - and people always seem to look in the wrong places, such as weed, anime, etc. Our making fun of anime or furries will not just be the same "Oh thats gross haha look at these freaks" humor because that isnt interesting and its played out)
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Please conduct an anime-related terror attack

I have been awaiting one for years
 
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I'd hope those guys would be chill now. The former most likely would, don't hold your breath on the latter but he just does that without weening.
 
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In celebration of the Commander's return, I made a short internet memejoke.
 
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Deagle Nation, back as a trailer park boys type internet show?
Part of me is skeptical...but part of me is excited! Oh what a day! What a lovely day!
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Pickle Inspector said:
Hope it goes well but seeing as everyone knows you're an actor now and from what I remember your first attempt at a new persona got shut down pretty quickly it might be difficult.
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You're retarded? Do you understand the trailer at all? Pay attention.

We are not gonna beat the dead horse anymore, it's out to pasture, we're fucking moving on and so should you. We are gonna make shits just not using these same tired characters that we've run into the ground for 2 years. Please stop with the fan art. Nostalgia can only go so far. This is gross. Stop.
 
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You should apologise for double posting.

KSwizzle_WIZDUMGUN said:
You know people with autism tend to miss social cues like subtle humor, references, etc.

ALso catparty kill your self. List of people on the kiwi farms who should consider suicide:
  • CatParty
  • People Who Dont Think I can Curl 180lbs On Stevia and Weed
  • Null (He is already suicidal apparently, he said nobody would care if he pulled the trigger, he told me that in pm today lol)
  • CatParty
  • All the fans who secretly identify with jace WHICH IS APPARENTLY AT LEAST HALF OF THEM, YOU ARE ALL MONSTERS AND YOU SCARE ME, I need to take a shower after writing this.
  • People who spend all fucking day tirelessly posting on internet forums cultivating their circle of friendships and their drama and petty rumor mongering which has destroyed this community and will eventually erode all internet cultures and turn them into a circular firing squad ending in a slow burnout, rather than an explosive fun death. These people who spend all day posting are also called "CANCER" and "CANCER" inhabits 90% of all forums
It's clear now that with the new direction this comedy is moving, about half of the people here will NOT like it. That is OK and intentional. You are not the intended audience. Find a different hobby because DN is different now. This is not your standard wrestling. This is the Attitude Era.

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS, YOU DONT WANT TO BUT IM A TOUGH LOVER TYCE, IM A TOUGH LOVER REACH OUT AND TAKE THE LIFE LINE
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I like your stance on CatParty but dude, your main appeal was people thought they were laughing at you. I don't think you guys ever demonstrated that it can be just as funny to laugh with you. You really haven't done anything to convince anyone of that. I'm personally pretty reluctant to risk wasting my time watching what you've got next and my time is basically worthless, so I doubt you're gonna attract much of an audience here who aren't just mouthbreathing tards who desperately miss Jace and will wander off to bang legos together instead the second they realise it's not as funny when you know a mentally ill manchild isn't actually hunting for Tupac in Israel.

Sorry for double posting.
 
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Dynastia said:
I like your stance on CatParty but dude, your main appeal was people thought they were laughing at you. I don't think you guys ever demonstrated that it can be just as funny to laugh with you. You really haven't done anything to convince anyone of that. I'm personally pretty reluctant to risk wasting my time watching what you've got next and my time is basically worthless, so I doubt you're gonna attract much of an audience here who aren't just mouthbreathing tards who desperately miss Jace and will wander off to bang legos together instead the second they realise it's not as funny when you know a mentally ill manchild isn't actually hunting for Tupac in Israel.
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jan helped write some of MDE's stuff, so if you thought they were funny then WizDumGun's probably gonna be funny too
 
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Amy Lee of Evanescence said:
I like your stance on CatParty but dude, your main appeal was people thought they were laughing at you. I don't think you guys ever demonstrated that it can be just as funny to laugh with you. You really haven't done anything to convince anyone of that. I'm personally pretty reluctant to risk wasting my time watching what you've got next and my time is basically worthless, so I doubt you're gonna attract much of an audience here who aren't just mouthbreathing tards who desperately miss Jace and will wander off to bang legos together instead the second they realise it's not as funny when you know a mentally ill manchild isn't actually hunting for Tupac in Israel.
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I'm curious to see what comes next. I may be a mouthbreathing tard who desperately misses Jace and I may also own a lot of lego bricks, but some of the most fun I've ever had on the interwebs was Deagle Nation. I like the old videos now more than I did then when they were "real." People still like magic tricks even when they know how the trick is done. People who love WWE know its fake and don't give a shit and enjoy it all the same.
 
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