What fashion trends do you think suck?

I really hate seeing other guys wearing pants that are too short so that the world can see their shrimpy ankles. Also no-show socks, they’re gay as fuck. Oh and don’t get me started on pastel colors.

I’m a sperg so I just wear old military surplus pants and hoodies to work and dad jeans the rest of the time. Fashion is gay as fuck, just wear shit that fits you and make sure you’re clean and well groomed. Anything else is homosexual behavior
 
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It's kinda hot but kinda unnerving. You'd have to replace your bedspread after
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M’ladies.

InsulindianPhasmid said:
Not really “fashion” but I’ve fallen down a bit of a slogan T shirt rabbit hole. My husband’s looking for new shirts and the sheer amount of cringe the algorithms are supplying him is astounding.

Firstly we have the “Yes, I’m a disgusting slob” shirts:

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These T shirts are great because they send out a clear, unambiguous message to the world that you are an absolute tool.

There’s also the sub genre of awful novelty gift T shirt with the tl;dr ‘I’m a badass’ text on it:
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And lastly, Rick & Morty shirts, beloved of unwashed edgelords everywhere.

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These shirts act in the same way that red and black colouring on ladybirds and snakes warn of poison. are excellent for early signalling out in the wild not to have a conversation with the person wearing them.
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I actually have this t shirt in tie dye somewhere in my closet haha. Pretty sure I’ve never wore it outside the house though, if that counts for anything

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Ted Kaczynski said:
I’m a sperg so I just wear old military surplus pants and hoodies to work and dad jeans the rest of the time. Fashion is gay as fuck, just wear shit that fits you and make sure you’re clean and well groomed. Anything else is homosexual behavior
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Me too, man. My favorite summer jacket is this old Soviet Army (Afghanistan) jacket a friend of mine gave me when I was visiting him in Moscow. That thing was already beat to hell when I got it, and it's still going strong. That, plus khaki 5.11s, and I'm fine. I have one pair of blue jeans and dress khakis, everything else is either ex-Soviet khakis or 5.11s.
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Soviet Khaki or East Germany's pattern (I think it's called "Strichtarn"?) is fine for me. Actually, my winter coat is a reproduction NVA winter coat, and I've been asked more than once by random people "Where did you get that? It looks cool!".
 
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- Skinny jeans.
- Tattoos where I can see them. I've seen good looking women with tattoos, but never saw one who wouldn't look better if she didn't have them.
- Piercings
- Pajamas and/or bathrobes in public
- Wearing sneakers/running shoes with a suit and tie.
- Wearing a blazer/sport coat with an untucked dress shirt
- Fat people whose clothing looks like a sausage skin
- Stubble. Either grow a real beard or shave. You look like an unwashed bum.
 
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The autism vs homo war continues eternally.

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I alternate between m81, olive drab, flecktarn, maybe some alpenflage. Mostly the staples. I occasionally also wear desert MARPAT but Muhreens get really mad when you wear one tiny part of their uniform. I have gotten the “LE STOLEN VALOR” shtick from soccer moms and boots alike. It’s rare though.
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Me too, man. My favorite summer jacket is this old Soviet Army (Afghanistan) jacket a friend of mine gave me when I was visiting him in Moscow. That thing was already beat to hell when I got it, and it's still going strong. That, plus khaki 5.11s, and I'm fine. I have one pair of blue jeans and dress khakis, everything else is either ex-Soviet khakis or 5.11s.

Soviet Khaki or East Germany's pattern (I think it's called "Strichtarn"?) is fine for me. Actually, my winter coat is a reproduction NVA winter coat, and I've been asked more than once by random people "Where did you get that? It looks cool!".
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Soviet stuff is cool but I prefer East German if I can get my hands on it.
 
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Soviet stuff is cool but I prefer East German if I can get my hands on it.
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I do too, mostly because Stritchtarn looks like a neat graphic pattern to the average person.

Speaking of, do you know where I could find summer NVA field uniforms? I've only ever been able to find winter field uniforms in Stritchtarn, which is nice when it's cold, not so much when it's hot as hell.
 
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I suppose this is less of a fashion trend and more of a common cultural aesthetic, but I absolutely hate these leather sandals. When an Indian or Pakistani guy wears them to the office the sight makes me nauseous. The density of straps leaves so many crevices for disgusting shit to accumulate, and the leather means they are rarely being cleaned. Last thing I want to deal with when already struggling with their accent is to have them cross a leg during a 1 on 1 at their desk, bringing these into view with gnarly overgrown toenails peeking out.
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I absolutely love love love wearing strappy leather sandals. Love them so much I wear them year round unless there's snow. They're amazingly elegant and work great with toe rings & anklets, and are great for showing off colorful nail polish. Obviously that aspect does not apply to men lol, unless they're fags (there's a stoner guy in my town who wears toe nail polish in the summer and it looks disturbing)

I got a pair like this and it's super comfortable and super cute.
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Keeping it clean is easy, I wipe down the insides of the straps and the insoles every time after wearing. Easier to maintain than closed shoes imo.

Of course I can't speak for Indians and Pakis as they aren't known to be big into cleanliness.
 
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Ted Kaczynski said:
I’m a sperg so I just wear old military surplus pants and hoodies to work and dad jeans the rest of the time. Fashion is gay as fuck, just wear shit that fits you and make sure you’re clean and well groomed. Anything else is homosexual behavior
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Ted Kaczynski said:
I alternate between m81, olive drab, flecktarn, maybe some alpenflage. Mostly the staples. I occasionally also wear desert MARPAT but Muhreens get really mad when you wear one tiny part of their uniform.
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Ted K: fuck fashion; so gay; I'm a real man
Also Ted K: ooh, let me tell you about my esoteric camo patterns!

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I stopped wearing camo outside after high school unless larperating. My kit is M81 based because I dont have camo autism but it sucks everything is made in multiscam
 
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Ted K: fuck fashion; so gay; I'm a real man
Also Ted K: ooh, let me tell you about my esoteric camo patterns!
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Strichtarn is esoteric because only one army (East Germany) ever used it. M81's part of the American Cold War aesthetic, and Flecktarn's one of the most well-known patterns in existence, having existed and been in service since the fucking 1940s.
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I stopped wearing camo outside after high school unless larperating. My kit is M81 based because I dont have camo autism but it sucks everything is made in multiscam
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Multicam is useless Globohomo bullshit. Wear the camo that fits your local environment, because "multicam" is just the non-"digiflague" attempt at a universal pattern, and the "digiflague" actually got Americans killed. In my case, it's either M81 or A-TACS FG.

Strichtarn, in my opinion, is the best attempt at a "universal pattern" because it's just a simple olive drab with darker olive stripes. A decent camo pattern that also can pass for just a neat graphic pattern in case you want to wear it out and about in a normal setting.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Ted K: fuck fashion; so gay; I'm a real man
Also Ted K: ooh, let me tell you about my esoteric camo patterns!

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Really he should be punished more for being the largest faggot ever by rolling into a thread about fashion just to say he doesn't care about fashion. @Ted Kaczynski kindly fuck off from the Beauty Parlor and go back innawoods or wherever you go to jerk off about how manly you are not caring about fashion
 
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I guess it's a trend now for zoomies with their brocolli head bussin haircuts to go to the gym in flannel pajama pants. I saw it recently and thought the kid was just clueless (well, he was) but apparently it's a thing that the zoom zooms are doing
 
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