Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nothing To Say Here]

Nick can’t even get through a 21 minute midday hit on Crowder without whiskey, which given Nicks sleep schedule is equivalent to mid morning for him. Definitely not any chemical dependency issues here.

 

[Shagedan]

A couple weeks ago it was pointed out Nick was following one of the women of Locals on Instagram.

In this Locals roundup from February posted by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu , one of the most graphic photos posted on the Locals chat is seen (under the section "Hounding women for lewds"):

robertford9999 posts "is this chick still in chat ever?" and attaches and image of a woman in the shower with emojis over her vagina and anus. Andrew_Wahoo seems to think it was posted by a Locals user named GwemStacy.

GwemStacy

Is the nose live??

Andrew_Wahoo

Someone in here was looking for you, and shared your nude with the hearts over the holes.

Looks like Nick Rekieta follows a user called gwem_stacy on Instagram.

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Schree is another woman from the Locals chat that Cynthia posted about...So we're up to a minimum of 3 Locals women Nick has followed. (Actually, I spotted a fourth so it's a minimum of 4.)

Interestingly, although people have said that Nick personally knows Andrew_Wahoo, poor Andrew doesn't get the follow back. Maybe he should try posting a photo of himself soaped up and spreading?

Why do you care? He just likes looking at """""""beautiful""""""" women. No need to be a prude about it. Not that he cares. God, you're just like his audience  church parents trolls.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I've been watching the chat logs Himedall has been posting, and is it just that ArtTheClown isn't saying anything interesting, or has he gotten really quiet of late?

Did I miss something, or did Still_life just take over the schizo crown so gloriously that low-grade psycho art hasn't been able to compete?

I'm still of the belief that Arttheclown and EB are the same person.

I'll keep that theory in mind going forward, as that certainly seems plausible if hilarious that he'd pay TWICE just to avoid his original name being associated with current chatting by those dang dirty farmers.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Looks like Nick Rekieta follows a user called gwem_stacy on Instagram.

Also, you might note the "Illusion Motel" account Nick Rekieta is following on Instagram, right above gwem_stacy on the list. That looks like a recently opened sex hotel in Brazil (note: according to Wikipedia, in Brazil the word "motel" is exclusively used for sex hotels). It has basically 0 Internet presence beyond this Instagram account and you book a room by texting a WhatsApp number.

Why the fuck is he following an obscure sex hotel in Campo Novo do Parecis, Mato Grosso, Brazil?

Well, it looks like they've had some viral Reels where they show off their rooms. Nick talked in the Locals chat a couple months ago about how he watches Instagram Reels and was being served swinger content on there. In particular, he mentioned seeing content from "Swing Nation", an account that produces amazing content like this:

RekietaLaw

I get these swing nation Instagram reels sometimes and that chick does it.

RekietaLaw

It's an Instagram account, apparently. Some chick that advocates for the swinger lifestyle. I sometimes will just swipe through Instagram reels and go from thot dancing, to kittens, to Warhammer painting, to bondage shit, to swinger stuff, to skateboard fails, and ultimately back to thot dancing

If Faran's DMs were right and Nick has a "sex room", I could see him looking for inspiration from this illusion_motel account. However, Nick has INSISTED he doesn't have a sex room, and Faran has admitted she had misunderstood what Nick was saying like the dumb bitch she is. So I'm STUMPED! Anyone have any ideas?

 

[footballteam]

I've been watching the chat logs Himedall has been posting, and is it just that ArtTheClown isn't saying anything interesting, or has he gotten really quiet of late?

Did I miss something, or did Still_life just take over the schizo crown so gloriously that low-grade psycho art hasn't been able to compete?

I'm still of the belief that Arttheclown and EB are the same person.

 

[Kopasea]

Schree is another woman from the Locals chat that Cynthia posted about...So we're up to a minimum of 3 Locals women Nick has followed. (Actually, I spotted a fourth so it's a minimum of 4.)

I know the alondrapitones was in his locals. She changed her name do alotripled's in locals

The other account you have there is caroline_from_mars, who I would guess is BasedFromMars in his locals, but I have no firsthand knowledge of if I'm correct or not.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Also, you might note the "Illusion Motel" account Nick Rekieta is following on Instagram, right above gwem_stacy on the list. That looks like a recently opened sex hotel in Brazil (note: according to Wikipedia, in Brazil the word "motel" is exclusively used for sex hotels). It has basically 0 Internet presence beyond this Instagram account and you book a room by texting a WhatsApp number.

Why the fuck is he following an obscure sex hotel in Campo Novo do Parecis, Mato Grosso, Brazil?

Well, it looks like they've had some viral Reels where they show off their rooms. Nick talked in the Locals chat a couple months ago about how he watches Instagram Reels and was being served swinger content on there. In particular, he mentioned seeing content from "Swing Nation", an account that produces amazing content like this:

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RekietaLaw

I get these swing nation Instagram reels sometimes and that chick does it.

RekietaLaw

It's an Instagram account, apparently. Some chick that advocates for the swinger lifestyle. I sometimes will just swipe through Instagram reels and go from thot dancing, to kittens, to Warhammer painting, to bondage shit, to swinger stuff, to skateboard fails, and ultimately back to thot dancing

If Faran's DMs were right and Nick has a "sex room", I could see him looking for inspiration from this illusion_motel account. However, Nick has INSISTED he doesn't have a sex room, and Faran has admitted she had misunderstood what Nick was saying like the dumb bitch she is. So I'm STUMPED! Anyone have any ideas?

Him and our wife are going on another vacation alone this summer. Should be interesting to see if he streams from the hotel room again. I don’t know why you would ever want to go to Brazil but he is a drunk retard so it’s a possibility

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Looks like Nick Rekieta follows a user called gwem_stacy on Instagram.



Schree is another woman from the Locals chat that Cynthia posted about...So we're up to a minimum of 3 Locals women Nick has followed. (Actually, I spotted a fourth so it's a minimum of 4.)

Maybe this is why he hasn't bitched about the lack of Locals nudes like the other beta faggots in his hugbox, i bet he's getting personal nudes on Instagram

 

[Shagedan]

The right-libertarian argument against state intervention has been that other institutions like church, family, and the people you're economically interdependent on are more effective at correcting bad behavior than the government. There is something very strange and sad watching Nick spend his whole life trying to liberate himself from these things and, almost immediately after he succeeds in doing so, begins stuffing his balls into a plastic cage and keeps his schizoid insane asylum fanclub in a state of constant agitation by gaslighting them about projects and getting into shitflinging matches with other antisocial weirdos. It's like watching a man dangling 40 feet in the air, saying "you don't need this harness! Look at all of these other ropes that can hold you up!" while whittling away at those ropes with a dildo-shaped knife.

 

[AnOminous]

Dear Mr rekieta,
Why shouldn't anyone laugh at you when comparing your streaming content from two years ago vs the previous 2-3 months? And you specifically asked to be sued.

Imagine dropping six figures because you lack the balls to man up and admit you got drunk and said some dumb shit you shouldn't have.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I've been watching the chat logs Himedall has been posting, and is it just that ArtTheClown isn't saying anything interesting, or has he gotten really quiet of late?

Did I miss something, or did Still_life just take over the schizo crown so gloriously that low-grade psycho art hasn't been able to compete?


I'll keep that theory in mind going forward, as that certainly seems plausible if hilarious that he'd pay TWICE just to avoid his original name being associated with current chatting by those dang dirty farmers.

Quieter on LOCALS and less interesting. At least to me.

A lot of people have migrated to other platforms and DMs. I/we can claim some credit, but I would place the balance of the blame on LOCALS glitches. Who knows? Maybe the opportunity for the influx of new influx of new people will cause a sea change and Queen Sally will be dethroned?

 

[lolcows_townwatch]

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Nick can’t even get through a 21 minute midday hit on Crowder without whiskey, which given Nicks sleep schedule is equivalent to mid morning for him. Definitely not any chemical dependency issues here.

And usually with alcoholics, it's always way more than they lead you on to believe. Nick has said before on his stream that he can live without whiskey, if he had to give it up tomorrow then he could ... but from my experience when you have to defend it like that it can be a problem. Recently he said "I haven't gotten really drunk on stream recently so tonight I might do a few toasts" - umm yeah nick you've been drunk on stream recently before that lol

 

[Procrastinhater]

I know which character I am. . .and I don't care about anybody else's opinion, just about the GODDAMN RULES!

Not everything is about 'Nam Walter...

 

[waffle]

If Faran's DMs were right and Nick has a "sex room", I could see him looking for inspiration from this illusion_motel account. However, Nick has INSISTED he doesn't have a sex room, and Faran has admitted she had misunderstood what Nick was saying like the dumb bitch she is. So I'm STUMPED! Anyone have any ideas?

It's really amazing how retarded Faran is. She's one of those bitches who are so dumb people don't even discuss it, there's just an unspoken agreement in every place she's discussed.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

And he used to have Razorfist on somewhat often.

Closeted Bi-sexuals have to stick together. Wait didn't Nick have Razor on a few times, and now Nick is on Crowder. . .

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I know the alondrapitones was in his locals. She changed her name do alotripled's in locals

The other account you have there is caroline_from_mars, who I would guess is BasedFromMars in his locals, but I have no firsthand knowledge of if I'm correct or not.

Very good catches. I didn't pick up on either of those. So maybe we're up to 6?

Looks like you might well be right on aloTripleDs - on Twitter @alondrapitones has retweeted a bunch of Rekieta's stuff. Either way, she looks like a fan.

As for BasedFromMars, Cynthia seems to think her name is Caroline as well:

BasedFromMars (Caroline likes to post pole dancing pics and DMs with boyfriends)

So I guess I posted a screenshot of 5 accounts Nick is following on Instagram and one of them is a Brazilian sex hotel and 4 are apparently women from his Locals. WILD!

A lot of people have migrated to other platforms and DMs. I/we can claim some credit, but I would place the balance of the blame on LOCALS glitches. Who knows? Maybe the opportunity for the influx of new influx of new people will cause a sea change and Queen Sally will be dethroned?

I think there's a very simple reason the Locals is empty, Locals' servers are being swamped by Crowder fans right now and it can't handle the traffic.

Rekieta's page, even at its highest heights 5 months ago, was a drop in the bucket in comparison. Rekieta simply didn't understand the reason he felt like he was a big fish was the size of his pond.

That said... I think we've been wrong about the "Queen Sally" thing. You know one person I didn't see on Rekieta's following list? Sally. You know who I did see? A bunch of Locals posters who appear to be more attractive than Sally. She just appointed herself queen by virtue of posting incessantly and hounding people posting stuff she didn't like.

Maybe she's on there and I missed her? IDK. I'm pretty sure she's being snubbed like Andrew_Wahoo.

 

[Kopasea]

Looks like you might well be right on aloTripleDs - on Twitter @alondrapitones has retweeted a bunch of Rekieta's stuff. Either way, she looks like a fan.

Same profile picture.

 

[Swole McPole]

Also, you might note the "Illusion Motel" account Nick Rekieta is following on Instagram, right above gwem_stacy on the list. That looks like a recently opened sex hotel in Brazil (note: according to Wikipedia, in Brazil the word "motel" is exclusively used for sex hotels). It has basically 0 Internet presence beyond this Instagram account and you book a room by texting a WhatsApp number.

This sounds like the set up for Saw 7: the BDSM edition.

After a Minnesota-based lawyer, his wife and their bull start dabbling in swinging, they travel to Hedonism II, where they deploy the Balldo on an unusual stranger -- a beautiful Brazilian woman who suggests that they might take their swinging to the next level.

She manages the ultimate in BDSM swinging locations. Set in an anonymous location in the depths of Brazil, they only cater to the wealthiest and best looking swingers. Consequently, you won't find them in any advertisements, or even on the dark web. The only way to access the venue is by sending a text message to a cellphone number.

High on MDMA and whiskey, the lawyer and his party can't wait to see what Illusion Motel has in store for them. But then they arrive at the hotel and find that safewords no longer keep anybody safe.

In the jungle, no one can hear you scream.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Maybe she's on there and I missed her? IDK. I'm pretty sure she's being snubbed like Andrew_Wahoo.

Hasn’t it been confirmed she has his actual phone number? (I could be wrong but I seem to remember that) Don’t need the insta if she’s actually texting the nudes straight to you.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Hasn’t it been confirmed she has his actual phone number? (I could be wrong but I seem to remember that) Don’t need the insta if she’s actually texting the nudes straight to you.

NO!

We were wrong and Sally debunked that. According to Sally, actually had just received a text or DM of some sort from "Fox", probably meaning Robin_Fox, the guy who posted pictures of himself in panties, and was relaying the message to Sally.