(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

[Meat Pickle]

Praetor has uploaded a new set of jail arts to be used for a new project by Chris soon to be released, a play called "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ", where the casts are entirely Sonichus and Rosechus.

Spoiler: The sets

Each art start with the following descriptions:

To pass the time in jail, Chris has been writing a lot. In addition to many other pieces, he has written an incredibly extensive play titled "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ." Chris has directed it to be narrated and made cohesive via video, with us going so far as to hire a voice actor. (Albeit from Fiver.)

The play itself will be released shortly. Chris drew pictures to illustrate and accompany the narration. This is one of those pictures.

 

[Monkey Pink]

No source provided, Praetor has already been caught lying about the jail visit, and I doubt Chris has outside contact with anyone. Wonderful start to a thread, OP.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Put a WIP in the title at least.

 

[Meat Pickle]

No source provided, Praetor has already been caught lying about the jail visit, and I doubt Chris has outside contact with anyone. Wonderful start to a thread, OP.

You must have mistaken Praetor for TraineeAlex, the former was the one who debunked the latter. But yes, any further details are still hazy and even I have some doubts.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You should've contacted someone like @The American Hedgehog and brought this to their attention.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is going to Hell and Caden is going to Purgatory.

Look forward to reading. Thanks fellas.

 

[Sorades]

This is not Chris' artstyle.

 

[Ammyterasu]

This is not Chris' artstyle.

I don't think it's his handwriting either. And since when does he sign his artwork with only his initials, and only once.

 

[Summoned Demon]

You should've contacted someone like @The American Hedgehog and brought this to their attention.

Yeah these have been known about for a good few hours before this was posted, so he could have clarified with one of the mods before making this thread.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

This is not Chris' artstyle.

The bottom picture looks like it's extremely far beyond Chris' capabilities.

 

[Alcalino9000]

Chris is going to Hell and Caden is going to Purgatory.

Look forward to reading. Thanks fellas.

Caden is going to Cwcville.
what the fuck, then, if chris chan returns soon, we will have a new saga, now with new secondary and real ones.
My opinion is that Caden is trying to get money through chris, but if he's trying to evict Borb from his treasure, someone stop him. Enough of enabling Chris's fantasies. Can't he just stand in front of a camera and yell and that's it?

 

[jackopalkia]

Can't believe morons are so starved for attention they will try to fake chris art to be apart of "Christory"

 

[Penis]

Really going all in on the schizoid saga I see

 

[Rukario]

I don't think it's his handwriting either. And since when does he sign his artwork with only his initials, and only once.

The handwriting in the 1st, 2nd and 4th pictures at least seems too neat to be Chris' handwriting. The 5th picture is more like the text layout in the Sonichu comics.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Those are way too well done. I can’t guarantee this is gayops but that’s where I am leaning.

 

[Ogier]

Would’ve liked to see a Caden thread instead; speculation about Etsy items and jail art, listing his lies and citing evidence, finding out which other “business ventures” Praetor is involved with. Before this batch of art, I would’ve sworn that at least the art was done by Chris, it’s too unhinged not to be. The Soup Store one comes to mind.

 

[Varis]

I'm conflicted. The lines and perspectives are too clean, but the style is very close to Chris'. The open-mouthed characters look like they have wax lips, and Rosechus have the usual five lashes in each eye. The lack of signatures and dates is very weird.

If someone more autistic wants to study the handwriting, here are some past jail pieces for comparison.

Spoiler

https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/03/JailArt7.jpg

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:JailArt18.jpg

https://sonichu.com/w/images/b/b9/JailArt22.jpg

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Jailart8-27-2.jpg

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Jailart8-30-1.jpg

https://sonichu.com/w/images/d/d5/JailArt10-20-22.jpg

 

[Oil Olive]

Should hire Morgan Freeman, he was always one to fit talking about deities

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Fake and gay?

 

[Markorian]

If I were to wager a guess as to the veracity of these documents, it would be fraudulent and homosexual.