Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SteveGoatman]

"Now the real work begins"....as opposed to....what?

In the short term timeline you should have been doing the "real work" the second you were capable of doing any PT. Longer term, you should have been doing the "real work" years ago when you had your first major health incident, by improving your diet, getting exercise etc. But you didn't, and here we are with you having had multiple strokes etc, and likely permanantly, and avoidably, disabled at an age where that should be very uncommon. Finally, let's be honest. You haven't done any "work" for decades. Larping on Youtube, considering the absolute minimum amount of effort you put in, isn't work.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

If he goes back to making videos, it won't be cooking any more. His lazy limbs are too lazy for even lazy man recipes now. He'll probably just do "reviews" where he bitches about how cold the take out he gets uber eats to bring him was this time, and reactions to shows that happened to be on TV while he was getting his bottom wiped. Maybe a "self help" series where he spouts unintentionally hypocritical religious platitudes and criticisms of other people's laziness. I can totally see him saying "I really don't want to get into politics here..." before launching into a half hour long screed about illegal aliens or welfare cheats. Maybe he'll refine and focus his position as "that Youtuber you love to hate" by arguing with people in his comments.

They should just give him a great big button he can push with his dead arm to go live on YouTube and talk about whatever he wants. Seeing him slur and roll his eyes and froth at the mouth with anger would be as close to entertainment value as he can muster now.

 

[Staffy]

"Now the real work begins"....as opposed to....what?

In the short term timeline you should have been doing the "real work" the second you were capable of doing any PT. Longer term, you should have been doing the "real work" years ago when you had your first major health incident, by improving your diet, getting exercise etc. But you didn't, and here we are with you having had multiple strokes etc, and likely permanantly, and avoidably, disabled at an age where that should be very uncommon. Finally, let's be honest. You haven't done any "work" for decades. Larping on Youtube, considering the absolute minimum amount of effort you put in, isn't work.

It's time to eat more and more until he transcends and shows his true form.

 

[Slur Generator]

If he goes back to making videos, it won't be cooking any more. His lazy limbs are too lazy for even lazy man recipes now. He'll probably just do "reviews" where he bitches about how cold the take out he gets uber eats to bring him was this time, and reactions to shows that happened to be on TV while he was getting his bottom wiped. Maybe a "self help" series where he spouts unintentionally hypocritical religious platitudes and criticisms of other people's laziness. I can totally see him saying "I really don't want to get into politics here..." before launching into a half hour long screed about illegal aliens or welfare cheats. Maybe he'll refine and focus his position as "that Youtuber you love to hate" by arguing with people in his comments.

They should just give him a great big button he can push with his dead arm to go live on YouTube and talk about whatever he wants. Seeing him slur and roll his eyes and froth at the mouth with anger would be as close to entertainment value as he can muster now.

I've said it before but i think he has a bright, albeit short, future as a mukbanger.

 

[stets]

Jack's gone even more full blown retard and saying the government assassinated the head of a financial services company. The stroke is clearly magnifying all of his terrible qualities.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I've said it before but i think he has a bright, albeit short, future as a mukbanger.

I'm surprised that he never went this route. Then again, as I'm typing this, it occurred to me that even on Jack on the Go, he doesn't give a fuck about talking to any of his "friends" while he eats (unless it's to tell Tammy that his sandwich doesn't have enough meat on it). Mukbangers are expected to do more than shovel food into their mouth for twenty minutes.

But think of the YouTube Live coin, Jack!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's time to eat more and more until he transcends and shows his true form.

With his stroked out, atrophied arms and legs he'll end up with a body like Dr. Robotnik.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

But think of the YouTube Live coin, Jack!

Jack's not gonna think about making that YouTube coin via mukbanging. That requires thinking and not letting his pride get in the way.

 

[Pig Cups]

I just noticed this from a YouTuber I follow. He’s an Italian gentleman now living in Australia who has worked as a chef and a cooking instructor. I’ve learned some great recipes from him- his cooking videos are a pretty informative resource.

He’s an insistent purist, so I knew it’d be a deservedly good takedown of an infamously horrid recipe. He goes after Jack pretty hard, hitting him on everything- the quality/pronunciation/proportion of his ingredients, his ring, the recipe and cooking method itself, his plating presentation, the pretentiousness of his cooking utensils, the way he eats, and his stroke-rambling. He calls out Jack’s Audible.com sponsor, saying that they should be ashamed.

He assertively declares Jack/CWJ “the worst cooking show [I’ve ever seen].” I can’t disagree.

BUT…he also pegs Jack as “such a nice guy” (12:56), and gives him the benefit of the doubt that he can “do better,” while reinforcing his perceived niceness (16:17). Now, he’s obviously misled, but I can’t fault him for not being caught up on Jack lore. I’m also excited because he said he’s “going to react to more of these videos to learn more about him.” Hoooo boy, this guy is headed down quite a rabbit hole. Hopefully it results in more Jack reaction content. Godspeed, Vincenzo.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly I think if you want to show someone the best video to get a good jumping point into the Jack lore, I think his chili video is the best one. Since his chili video shows how god awful of a cook Jack is for putting rotten meat and a lot of unnecessary ingredients along with showing how much of a prick he is with how he acted at the competition.

 

[Tiresome]

I've said it before but i think he has a bright, albeit short, future as a mukbanger.

Jack on the Go crossover with JoeysWorldTour in a Disgusting Beachballs Eat Everything cinematic universe.

 

[Scotsman]

Honestly I think if you want to show someone the best video to get a good jumping point into the Jack lore, I think his chili video is the best one. Since his chili video shows how god awful of a cook Jack is for putting rotten meat and a lot of unnecessary ingredients along with showing how much of a prick he is with how he acted at the competition.

It definitely is. I also remember watching AugustTheDuck react to that video and it was the first time he had seen Jack act like a blatant asshole.

That’s one thing that slightly pisses me off… A lot of the YouTubers who react to Jack seem to think he’s a nice guy who just can’t cook, a bit like Kay’s Cooking. Little do they know just how much of a cunt Jack actually is.

 

[Goatchoker]

I just noticed this from a YouTuber I follow. He’s an Italian gentleman now living in Australia who has worked as a chef and a cooking instructor. I’ve learned some great recipes from him- his cooking videos are a pretty informative resource.

He’s an insistent purist, so I knew it’d be a deservedly good takedown of an infamously horrid recipe. He goes after Jack pretty hard, hitting him on everything- the quality/pronunciation/proportion of his ingredients, his ring, the recipe and cooking method itself, his plating presentation, the pretentiousness of his cooking utensils, the way he eats, and his stroke-rambling. He calls out Jack’s Audible.com sponsor, saying that they should be ashamed.

He assertively declares Jack/CWJ “the worst cooking show [I’ve ever seen].” I can’t disagree.

BUT…he also pegs Jack as “such a nice guy” (12:56), and gives him the benefit of the doubt that he can “do better,” while reinforcing his perceived niceness (16:17). Now, he’s obviously misled, but I can’t fault him for not being caught up on Jack lore. I’m also excited because he said he’s “going to react to more of these videos to learn more about him.” Hoooo boy, this guy is headed down quite a rabbit hole. Hopefully it results in more Jack reaction content. Godspeed, Vincenzo.

This guy irritates me more than Jack does honestly. He’s like a shit Italian version of a Baldwin brother,

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It definitely is. I also remember watching AugustTheDuck react to that video and it was the first time he had seen Jack act like a blatant asshole.

That’s one thing that slightly pisses me off… A lot of the YouTubers who react to Jack seem to think he’s a nice guy who just can’t cook, a bit like Kay’s Cooking. Little do they know just how much of a cunt Jack actually is.

I can't exactly blame them as most people who react to Jack focus on his cooking channel. The worst of him is shown when he films himself reviewing food and acting like an asshole to staff.

 

[Marisa]

jack reviewed john wick 4

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Why is he bouncing around and the background is holding still? Is that some sort of image stabilization? It looks like he's sitting on a bouncy chair .

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I just noticed this from a YouTuber I follow. He’s an Italian gentleman now living in Australia who has worked as a chef and a cooking instructor. I’ve learned some great recipes from him- his cooking videos are a pretty informative resource.

He’s an insistent purist, so I knew it’d be a deservedly good takedown of an infamously horrid recipe. He goes after Jack pretty hard, hitting him on everything- the quality/pronunciation/proportion of his ingredients, his ring, the recipe and cooking method itself, his plating presentation, the pretentiousness of his cooking utensils, the way he eats, and his stroke-rambling. He calls out Jack’s Audible.com sponsor, saying that they should be ashamed.

He assertively declares Jack/CWJ “the worst cooking show [I’ve ever seen].” I can’t disagree.

BUT…he also pegs Jack as “such a nice guy” (12:56), and gives him the benefit of the doubt that he can “do better,” while reinforcing his perceived niceness (16:17). Now, he’s obviously misled, but I can’t fault him for not being caught up on Jack lore. I’m also excited because he said he’s “going to react to more of these videos to learn more about him.” Hoooo boy, this guy is headed down quite a rabbit hole. Hopefully it results in more Jack reaction content. Godspeed, Vincenzo.

It's possible to make a one pan pasta like Jagoff is making but you need to have some precise amounts and the water in question is supposed to all go and practically evaporate by the end. And as Vincenzo says, basil goes in at the end. Literally you take it off the heat, you add your basil and cheese, give it a stir and serve. None of this boiling all that shit together and hope it works.

Honestly I think if you want to show someone the best video to get a good jumping point into the Jack lore, I think his chili video is the best one. Since his chili video shows how god awful of a cook Jack is for putting rotten meat and a lot of unnecessary ingredients along with showing how much of a prick he is with how he acted at the competition.

The Chicken-inna-bag where it's still bleeding at the end is the one you should start with.

jack reviewed john wick 4

He can barely keep his right eye open and his arm is shaking so strongly. He's barely able to keep his phone steady.

 

[Kung Pow]

jack reviewed john wick 4

The saliva on his mouth is so disgusting, it looks like he is ready to inhale that red juicy meat despite all the shortcomings.

 

[The Early 2000s]

jack reviewed john wick 4

That right eye of his is so unnerving. It's like it has a 10 second delay from when it's supposed to move, plus being stuck in slow motion.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Now you know why his health insurance kicked him out of the nursing home. He can do basic functions and stand on his own.