Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

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This is a reference to Matthew 27:46 and Mark 15:34. Here are the respective King James Version translations of these verses:

And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

I checked BibleGateway.com. I was curious if Chris was reading some odd translation or maybe an illustrated Bible for semi-literate people, kids, etc. Not one of the numerous English translations has "Why am I forsaken?" Here's a screenshot:

I wonder if this drawing gives some insight into Chris's interpretation of the text and his own belief in his godhood, and his understanding of the many misfortunes that have befallen him. Jesus, while being horribly executed, felt that he was abandoned by God, so he asked why he was forsaken by God. But Chris, from his jail cell, has simplified this into Sonichu asking "Why am I forsaken?!" as if being forsaken is just a state of being that he was born into.

 

[Homer Jay]

I was watching Geno's April Fools video, and it got me wondering. Can Chris come back from this? In the video he gets a job, sells his toys, finds a wife and decides to abandon delusion and become a functioning member of society. Ofcourse considering the letters he doesn't seem to want to do this any time soon.

But, considering he's still in his early 40s, can Chris turn it around before he croaks?

come back? from raping his mother? lol no i dont think so. best he can do is quietly disappear

 

[Hack for crack]

He's probably just incredibly sedated and chilling on a gameboy

 

[King Kiwi]

I see Chris has reached a certain level of victimization.

 

[AnOminous]

I checked BibleGateway.com. I was curious if Chris was reading some odd translation or maybe an illustrated Bible for semi-literate people, kids, etc. Not one of the numerous English translations has "Why am I forsaken?" Here's a screenshot:

My guess is he got a King James and reframed and rephrased it to his personal asshole version of CHRIStianity, which can hardly be considered Christian at all, even though that was his legal name. DIE CHRIS.

 

[Ophelia]

I checked BibleGateway.com. I was curious if Chris was reading some odd translation or maybe an illustrated Bible for semi-literate people, kids, etc. Not one of the numerous English translations has "Why am I forsaken?"

I wonder if this drawing gives some insight into Chris's interpretation of the text and his own belief in his godhood, and his understanding of the many misfortunes that have befallen him. Jesus, while being horribly executed, felt that he was abandoned by God, so he asked why he was forsaken by God. But Chris, from his jail cell, has simplified this into Sonichu asking "Why am I forsaken?!" as if being forsaken is just a state of being that he was born into.

It’s probably just Chris being Chris and misquoting things slightly, but we could take it a step further, as you did.

I take it as Chris innately seeing himself as being the most important person in the universe (and beyond), therefore the sentence becomes all about *him*. No “you,” let alone “You.” Just me me me me.

Or these are fakes and whoever made them is stupid/lazy.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Ya know, usually I can see the funny side when people tinker with blasphemy. But my god. This is….This is really something. During Holy Week too. I need to lie down.

The funny thing is that would not be Chris's Holy week which will be his birthday or whatever day the original merge was supposed to happen.

 

[BrainDoko]

Sorry for newfag question, is there any Christorian youtuber that refers to Chris as male? I found Geno's enabling of his delusion annoying

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Sorry for newfag question, is there any Christorian youtuber that refers to Chris as male? I found Geno's enabling of his delusion annoying

I've not seen any but a problem with sites like YouTube is there's a very good chance they could strike videos or take down channels due to transphobia and use misgendering as an excuse (And there's a LOT of crazy troons out there who have nothing better to do than report videos).

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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I did a handwriting analysis in the other thread and concluded these aren't from Chris. I see now the "M" is very different from how Chris writes.

Not to mention the obvious thing is that Chris doesn't consider himself Sonichu. He would have put himself on the cross, not his "son".

 

[jallsballs]

That said, I think Uli is under some deal of stress right now because he's moving back to North Dakota. Here is his Patreon where you can read some recent updates.

I haven't kept up with him in a while (aside from his annual happy birthday smile wishes on facebook he sends) but last I knew he had moved from Florida after losing the Walmart job due to not wanting to wear a mask last year across country to the northwest to stay with a friend. I imagine he never was able to find a job and is moving back home due to that friend completely losing patience with his extreme autism. He isn't exactly asexual, he has posted in the past about ejaculating and seems to have an extremely intimate relationship with mud.

 

[GypsyBard]

Calling it right now I don't think Chris will ever return

I think he will quietly disappear until one day we see a news story that says he died of a heart attack while in a group home or psychiatric facility

 

[AnOminous]

I haven't kept up with him in a while (aside from his annual happy birthday smile wishes on facebook he sends) but last I knew he had moved from Florida after losing the Walmart job due to not wanting to wear a mask last year across country to the northwest to stay with a friend.

I think it was a little more complicated than that. He didn't just not want to wear a mask himself, but he was also disturbed by other people wearing masks. Also his issues aren't autism (or at least not just autism) but extremely severe phobias and obsessive-compulsive disorder.

He was definitely an indirect victim of COVID at a time when he otherwise seemed to be getting his shit together. Sad.

Calling it right now I don't think Chris will ever return

I think he will quietly disappear until one day we see a news story that says he died of a heart attack while in a group home or psychiatric facility

I hope he gets raped and murdered in a group home or psychiatric facility.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I did a handwriting analysis in the other thread and concluded these aren't from Chris. I see now the "M" is very different from how Chris writes.

Thera a few things I found suspicious too starting with the least.

There are no dates.

The description for each picture in the store are all the same. Usually caden put some effort in trying to sell this trash.

The writing in each picture is different.

The signature is not like any of his works. He loves writing out that he's Jesus now.

The word bubbles and the bottom text don't match.

Something feels like these have been rushed and also rushed to sell . I feel some of the pieces had the description written first on the bottom then the drawing was made.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I was looking at old threads for shits and gigs, this aged surprisingly well.

 

[purpleflurp]

I was looking at old threads for shits and gigs, this aged surprisingly well.

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Aged like a fine carton of milk.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I was looking at old threads for shits and gigs, this aged surprisingly well.

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At this point that's just another pre-2021 joke about Chris and Barb fucking to throw on the pile. Not really sure how a graphic description of Chris and Bob doing anything has any relevance to any era of Christory at all.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Only Chris's idea of salvation would be going back to a trash dump full of animals shitting on the floor because that's where his toys are.

I was watching Geno's April Fools video, and it got me wondering. Can Chris come back from this? In the video he gets a job, sells his toys, finds a wife and decides to abandon delusion and become a functioning member of society. Ofcourse considering the letters he doesn't seem to want to do this any time soon.

But, considering he's still in his early 40s, can Chris turn it around before he croaks?

Even if Chris wanted to turn his life around how could he?

If he wanted to get a job the only job he could realistically get would be some minimum wage, dead end job, like night janitor, and that's if the place wants to put up with weens calling them all the time to ask why they hired a literal motherfucker. Then there's the issue of his debt and the tugboat, he can't make too much money or he loses his tugboat. Even if he does make money from a real job its just going to get garnished to pay off his debts so whats the point in working when hes not going to see any money come in for a long time. His reckless spending habits and Barb have trapped him in an inescapable pit that he can't realistically escape from.

He can't rely on family to help him after what he did, Barbs done with him and his half brothers and sisters have had no interest in seeing for years, they won't start now after what happened. He can't rely on Josh or anyone else who would actually try to help him, the only people who are going to realistically want to interact with him are bad-faith actors not really interested in actually helping him get his life on track. Any woman who wants to marry a guy who raped his mom is not going to be the most stable person. He has no one he can turn to for help, the only people who are going to realistically want to interact with Chris are going to be people who just want to mess with him or exploit him for their own benefit.

He's trapped in his position in life due to his own making with no way out anymore. The door is shut to realistically improving his life. At this point all he has left is his delusions about having friends and his family back. Its either that or spend the next 30-40 years trapped in the inescapable hell he created for himself.

 

[mudwogg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-5X29bj4-s

The clowns from the mod featured in 5:57 remind me of classic Chris.

 

[Grundlejungle]

Does anyone know what ISP Chris used? its not on the cwcki.