Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Mosh Joon said:
Imagine letting this creature
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Decide what's right for your children to see.
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Whereabouts does the Fart Arc start? I feel like I've been reading forever, and the thread's so long I'm even having trouble finding it with the search feature.
 
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6 days after Keffals signaled that they were still alive and still no return? Something feels amiss, I didn't think Keffals could stay off the Internet this long, maybe Keff is currently in one of those bouts of depression that they said they get 3-4 times a year, we're about due one if the last one was in November.
I know staying away might technically mean Keffals doesn't need to pay the editors meaning Keffals can earn $2k a month without any "staff" expenses for awhile whilst the subscribers slowly start to run out.

The Day of the Rake approaches, new milestone reached though:
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Something Awful said:
Turns out Keffals also turned up in Vaush's chat room a few days ago. Apparently he is back from rehab (if he was ever there), but doesn't seem to be any less of an obnoxious faggot. Log below.

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If I had to talk like this for any extended period of time, I'd sooner choose to jam a limb into an active blender.
 
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Something Awful said:
Turns out Keffals also turned up in Vaush's chat room a few days ago. Apparently he is back from rehab (if he was ever there), but doesn't seem to be any less of an obnoxious faggot. Log below.

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Jesus fuck. The average Vaush watcher and chatter is already a faggot, but Keffals is taking it to the next level. Does he want Vaush to fuck him or something? He's either still high here, or drunk. Don't believe for one hot minute this niggerfaggot ever was in rehab, he just has been trying to coom in his time "offline", got bored of it because he can't coom, and is now trying to coom to Vaush.
 
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Something Awful said:
Turns out Keffals also turned up in Vaush's chat room a few days ago. Apparently he is back from rehab (if he was ever there), but doesn't seem to be any less of an obnoxious faggot. Log below.

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  • “WIGGLES” gross
  • He does sound fucked up.
  • Edgy jokes, including about his bigoted community and hating women. Not intending to stay long?
 
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Punished Neco said:
6 days after Keffals signaled that they were still alive and still no return? Something feels amiss, I didn't think Keffals could stay off the Internet this long, maybe Keff is currently in one of those bouts of depression that they said they get 3-4 times a year, we're about due one if the last one was in November.
I know staying away might technically mean Keffals doesn't need to pay the editors meaning Keffals can earn $2k a month without any "staff" expenses for awhile whilst the subscribers slowly start to run out.

The Day of the Rake approaches, new milestone reached though:
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Tomorrow is the last day remaining in the 45 days since his rehab tweet. Friday would be a good day to return, but who knows with Lucas. I have seen a 50 day figure from someone in his community, but his community is full of fat retards.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Tomorrow is the last day remaining in the 45 days since his rehab tweet. Friday would be a good day to return, but who knows with Lucas.
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Well, it's Lucas, so calling it now: he will gloriously return on Resurrection Sunday.

Kees H said:
Does he want Vaush to fuck him or something? He's either still high here, or drunk. Don't believe for one hot minute this niggerfaggot ever was in rehab, he just has been trying to coom in his time "offline", got bored of it because he can't coom, and is now trying to coom to Vaush.
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Oh for sure, he showed up in the chat again tonight to post this:

[2023-04-07 04:12:36 UTC] keffals: goodnight chat please remind voosh that he is gay for me

With all the cooming over "voosh", this appears to have been their only actual interaction in the chat:

[2023-04-04 00:53:03 UTC] keffals: I AM OUT OF REHAB NOW THE ONLY BRAIN DAMAGE I WILL CAUSE MYSELF IS FROM WATCHING VOOSH
[2023-04-04 00:53:20 UTC] Vaush: keffals your doctor would not approve

And yeah, if he was in rehab (✖), it seems likely he's scored some drugs now and is making up for lost time.
 
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