Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Ruin]

I was hanging out in /v/ and noticed the lesbian elf from Dragon Age Inquisition does a nice impression of the Wu snarl.

 

[Count groudon]

What the fuck did she do to make that Gnocchi look like that?!

you could straight up whipe your ass with the ingredients, and it wouldn't look half as bad as that.

 

[Beholder]

If I had to guess, gnocchi, mushrooms, squash, lemon.
That poor, poor gnocchi.

Italian cuisine is all about the art of combining a few simple, quality ingredients to create combinations that compliment and reinforce.

Or you could just throw a whole fucking chopped lemon in a pan with whatever else you can get cheap that day and season it until you can't taste it anymore. This is the most offensive thing in this thread, even more than the dog murder.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Italian cuisine is all about the art of combining a few simple, quality ingredients to create combinations that compliment and reinforce.

Or you could just throw a whole fucking chopped lemon in a pan with whatever else you can get cheap that day and season it until you can't taste it anymore. This is the most offensive thing in this thread, even more than the dog murder.

I'm not even trained in Italian cooking, and I know how to treat gnocchi. That lemon was for juicing. I'm willing to bet that Wu didn't read the instructions, or even cook the gnocchi before adding to the pan.

 

[piripiri]

I'm not even trained in Italian cooking, and I know how to treat gnocchi. That lemon was for juicing. I'm willing to bet that Wu didn't read the instructions, or even cook the gnocchi before adding to the pan.

Notice the hardboiled egg didn't even make it

 

[Beholder]

Notice the hardboiled egg didn't even make it

"How the fuck do you boil an egg? It just burned when I put it in the pan... ah, screw it, it'll be good enough for Frank" - Brianna Wu, 2016

 

[FatNero]

"Politics junkie"

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BUT FUCK A BERNIEBRO, THEY ARE LITERAL SHIT AND DESERVE TORTURE!

 

[Shokew]

Actually I just noticed you can look up the recipes on their site, and it's this:
https://www.blueapron.com/recipes/brown-butter-gnocchi-with-summer-squash-almonds

The Promise:
https://media.blueapron.com/recipes...rSquash_RESHOOT-3649_Right_splash_feature.jpg

The Reality:
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/rocket3-jpg.115073/

You have to wonder if Blue Apron is even checking in on their paid shills. Wu is tanking this company's reputation.

About "The Reality":

*SOBS HEAVILY* Gnocchi is NOT supposed to look like THAT.....

GNOCCHI IS... not SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE that... *Sobs Heavily*

But seriously, I can see why this cunt is going to make it very far in the Lolcow Summer Tournament this year (as much as that is getting old, too. Yeesh.).

One more thing...

"Politics junkie"

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Yeah... Fuck off, Gnocchi Killer. Just fuck off.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

When did Wu remove "Godzilla of Tech" from her Twitter description?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Issues that matter.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Issues that matter.

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There's only two ways that is going to go. Either she will put it over as the only true way to experience Pokemon Go or she will criticize another person's business acumen. Both have a chance to produce some quality lols.

 

[captn_kettle]

When did Wu remove "Godzilla of Tech" from her Twitter description?

1st april this year:
http://web.archive.org/web/20160401230529/https:/twitter.com/Spacekatgal

 

[Henry Bemis]

Issues that matter.

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What is it they say about class being invisible in self-identifying societal privilege?

 

[Eli Whitney]

Issues that matter.

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So surprising that John's thing now is AR. A couple of weeks ago he was all-in on VR, but now that's "too niche" to really amount to anything, despite the biggest companies in the world heavily investing into the ecosystem. Good thing he didn't go overboard and dump a bunch of money into a first-gen VR rig in order to make that observation. What he fails to understand is that modern smartphones were themselves actually a niche market in 2007.

Its downright uncanny how John's predictions and though leadership -- which all happen be retroactive reactions and uniformed commentary -- always seem to mirror exactly what the latest fucking hype is about. I suspect that once the hype around this Pokemon game dies down a little, John will seize on the next big thing in VR, and claim AR is dead.

The Pokemon game is actually a pretty cool little game. I don't really put any time or effort into the game, I have checked it out to admire it's technical execution. Ultimately though, the technology for such a game has been around for YEARS. For example, Yelp Monocle came out in 2009. Where the fuck were John's predictions and big bets then? If he was as prescient he claims to be, we would all be chasing virtual fetishized, anorexic, cyborg, white, trannies around the city instead of Pokemons. John really ought to give up on the whole tech thing and focus on something he has some actual experience with: genital mutilation and treachery.

 

[soliloquyR]

Another day, another new low in the history of culinary.

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Spoiler: Looks like Frank's anus is blasting off again

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I spent 15 straight minutes laughing at Frank's face. I can only imagine he's chimping out because he's sick of John feeding him this sludge.

Issues that matter.

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What was that about writing about 21 trans people dying last year?

 

[Norvic]

Issues that matter.

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Not entirely sure "startup" is the word for some bloke capitalising on the latest hipster fad. This business is going to last maybe a week before the internet moves on to the next shiny new thing.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/car-png.115370/

"Pokemon GO AND Doritos? Time to e-beg for a plane ticket to Boston!" - Ali Rapp.

 

[Norvic]

The Pokemon game is actually a pretty cool little game. I don't really put any time or effort into the game, I have checked it out to admire it's technical execution. Ultimately though, the technology for such a game has been around for YEARS. For example, Yelp Monocle came out in 2009. Where the fuck were John's predictions and big bets then? If he was as prescient he claims to be, we would all be chasing virtual fetishized, anorexic, cyborg, white, trannies around the city instead of Pokemons. John really ought to give up on the whole tech thing and focus on something he has some actual experience with: genital mutilation and treachery.

Heh, the Siemens SX1 had games like this all the way back in 2003. AR smartphone games are hardly a new thing, the only reason anyone cares about this one is because it's pokemon.

 

[Beholder]

What was that about writing about 21 tranny people dying last year?

Maybe they were all run over by people looking at their smartphones on a Pokemon safari?

 

[Eli Whitney]

Heh, the Siemens SX1 had games like this all the way back in 2003. AR smartphone games are hardly a new thing, the only reason anyone cares about this one is because it's pokemon.

Yeah, I agree. The company that developed it also developed Ingess, which was/is a cool game and very successful in it's own right, but lacked the recognition which the Pokemon brand brings to the table. I don't know much about the Pokemon universe but it seems like they really nailed it, and the format is a perfect fit. I'm sure we are going to see tons of clones in the coming months. No doubt John will try to latch on to this somehow to try to seem relevant. I can't wait to see what John comes up with.