CUCK! Jan Thread - Press One Gamers!

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KSwizzle_WIZDUMGUN said:
Thanks, I didnt really like MDE's style of humor with some of the new shit so kinda broke off to do my own thing... my style is SIMILAR but different and distinct.. I did help with several MDE Skits though. I wrote Tactical Talk, look up MDE Tactical Talk.


This is exactly the kind of new audience I want to attract. People who appreciate it for the satire but are not just autists seeking drama.


Everything I did last summer, when i "Returned" the first time, that entire deliberately shitty series of unfunny Eli videos, were basically designed to troll kiwi kids. I basically tried to get the people in my audience who "GOT IT" to try and convince the dumb kiwi drama-seeking autists that it was real. So the autist drama kids would get mad knowing it was not real and it would create a rift in the community and autistic drama whores would rage and gossip etc. It worked great. Thanks loyal marines that was an awesome operation

Now that I've trolled KIWI FARMS, im leaving. Bye
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So why did you condone the humiliation and catfishing of your biggest fan who "got it" in @KingofManga420 that lead to him leaving the community? It's really hard to ride around on your high horse calling us sociopaths and whatnot when you went off and did that to someone who genuinely liked it and wanted to be a part of wizdumgun.
 
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@Smutley, is this new khantent going to go into the War Library? DN took the farms to divorce court, but I dunno where something like that stands.
 
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Also there's a bunch of DNS3 style stuff over on the musilmhunter twitter.
 
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KSwizzle_WIZDUMGUN said:
No. You have no authority over me. I'm a citizen of the world and soveriegn gaia. Ban me if you want, I'm leaving anyway.


Yeah thats why i dont want to have anything to do with kiwifarms anymore, this is the last time i'll be posting here ever.

There ARE people who "GOT IT" and who actually understood that it was supposed to be laughed at ala jesus chatline. Kiwi autists were not among that fan base because they were too busy trying to SWAT jace or doing stupid unfunny photoshops.

So I'm posting here only to tell the people who "GOT IT" the first time that it's back. Everyone else can fuck off.
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Are we supposed to believe you're actually Jan?
 
In all honesty, its good for DN to come back, because it meant so much to many of the members here.

You may think that I simply "Don't get" what DN was about, but that was because I certainly did get it. Its the same schtick as me constantly calling ADF "Not funny."

I simply enjoy the charade, yes, "Pretending to be retarded" and reading the reactions.

Fuck, Jace literally was the reason I stuck onto the whole "All Jace does is scream and be angry" thing I developed. All I did was give a simple ween to him and he stupidly responded to it so quickly.

In ending this mini-rant (where I probably did a poor job justifying why I talk about Jace like this) here is my favorite moment


Because this video proves my whole point! NOTHING. BUT. VOCAL. ANGER!
 
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@Smutley, is this new khantent going to go into the War Library? DN took the farms to divorce court, but I dunno where something like that stands.
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I'm not totally sure. Right off the bat I'd say no, but it's not from any kind of beef.

The War Library was started when Jace was still real, and with attacks from all sides we were already losing videos into the ether. Since Wiz Dum Gun seems to be doing their own thing maybe-sorta-not-really-peripherally related to Deagle Nation I'm not sure it fits with the scope of the channel.

At least now it'll be less likely that weirdo gremlins will report streams for weed usage and content won't just up and vanish.
 
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Smutley said:
At least now it'll be less likely that weirdo gremlins will report streams for weed usage and content won't just up and vanish.
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That reminds me, have a look at some of the videos that are currently hosted in the War Library. I think a few got flagged for various content issues ("weed usage", WWE khantent, etc). Is there anything that can be done to restore those? I know at least one of them was a Postal 2 livestream, which would be a crime if that was lost to new and repeat viewers just because flyawayn0w threatened to delete John Cena's payroll and Vince McMahon hates gamers or whatever.
 
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Tranhuviya said:
There was like one moment in the Slade Fiero live-stream where he was lifting weights and screaming a - instructing us to press 1. It was after he donned the Ghost hat, and for a moment, it was like the magic was back.

I'm not sure what Jan is doing, but it's alright.
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It's been surreal so far. I like surreal.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
I don't think this is Jace/Jan because if it was why isn't he using @DeagleDad420 to tell us this?

We all know that account was actually him, so why not post with that one?
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On the other hand, this person's profile somehow says they have zero posts, despite having seven posts. So whoever it is, they've got one or more staff members working with them. The profile also references this site, which I'm pretty sure we didn't know about (or know the significance of, at least) until the stream.

So far this feels less like a ruse and more like a weird scavenger hunt, but I guess that's a decent way to get people back on board after they all decided Deagle Nation was gay and unrealistic.
 
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