Yep. Jack's got maybe twenty years left on the most optimistic timeline imaginable and ten more realistically. His equity exposure should be minimal. He's doing the exact opposite and is not only almost enitrely exposed to equities, but invested in the most speculative ones. They're not even investments - they're gambling. He's trying to get rich quick way too late in life and is instead losing his shirt. With his health, he should be almost entirely in safe bonds.
Sorry, but there's no way. If he lives for another 10 years like he's been living the past month or two, I'll just go ahead and acknowledge he'll make it to age 150.
I think the difference is, fat people who love their animals overfeed them, even if it's not the best thing for the pet. Jack and Tammy hate HOPE and do the bare minimum to keep her alive. That's why they let her live in that harness, to eliminate seconds of time wasted wrangling their dog. They're truly awful people.
Why does this fat, stroked-out, brain damaged retard think he is even going to live long enough for his shitstocks to recover value, assuming that's even going to happen, since considering he's a complete retard, he probably bought shit to begin with?
Tam is a staunch teetotaller. Which is probably why that stained decorative Jack Skellington throw pillow is beginning to look more and more attractive with each passing hour.
This is how pressure injuries happen.
There's a very good possibility that we've seen the last pink chicken ala Jack. With how gimped out he is, I don't think we'll really see any more CWJ videos. Pretty much, we're just going to see
If he makes it through a bed sore saga. A bed sore can lead to an infection which if it gets to the blood, he'd probably have little chance to survive.
I agree I think cooking with Jack is done.
Oh that's possible, and it's certainly a stronger one. But you know what? I could see Jack trying to make one, having an actual hell of a time doing so, upload the mistake anyway, and claim he's not doing it anymore or only once a month.
He has retard luck. He's what, 4 strokes and 2 heart attacks in? Don't get me wrong, his health situation is fucked, but any one of those things could have easily killed him and he's still out releasing copious amounts of methane in the environment. I'll gladly eat my words if he succumbs to the bed sore to blood infection pipeline, but I think the Wendigo is saving him for some unhinged plan somewhere down the road. Jack hasn't had his last 8-burger day yet.
If this happened I'd give it two days before he could miraculously start walking again. If they would have tied his left arm down after the 2nd stroke he'd have full use of this right arm again if it meant he could continue stuffing his face. The physical therapy failed him because they didn't use the proper motivation.
political image macros circa Obama regime, thanks Jack, all the libtards are convinced completely
Tam has drank on camera.
Jack’s health bar is definitely at its lowest right now. If he survives another 5-10 years I’ll be genuinely surprised.
