Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

Somebody engaged with one of his tweets!

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Despite this helpful soul just trying to offer suggestions for managing Shame's (probably) diabetes, this denial of his petite figure makes Shame see red.

This is one of Shame's favorite comebacks, "Ever heard of a Darwin Award?"

This is straight out of his "How to own internet-nazis and influence people" magnum opus novella, which he quotes to five people who aren't paying attention to him, in the comments of an Elon Musk post:

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Here he is trying to explain that it's not sound logical reasoning that wins arguments, or politeness and willingness to discuss the situation... it's coming up with an angry quip, and immediately blocking. Bonus points if exploding fetid salmon is mentioned, or if you include blatant projection (such as being retarded and useless).

Bravo! Keep sticking it to the big names on twitter! Surely, any day now, they will notice you and consider changing their minds. Nobody wants to win a Darwin Award, after all.

When someone asked if Shame ever heard of Ozempic, instead of denying that he was fat, Shame simply defaulted to his tired “Darwin Award” comeback.

Is that the best he can do? He never even denies being a big fat ugly fuck, LOL! Just like he didn’t stand up for his girlfriend when the ONA boys bullied the shit out her.

Here’s the Shame Nokes strategy for owning people you disagree with.

1. Instead of engaging with their point and disproving it, throw out a petty insult
2. Ignore any further points or evidence given, do not disprove it, insult more or get angry
3. Say “Go Win a Darwin Award” and post the emojis to show how Not Mad you are
4. Block them as fast as possible, and frantically hide all replies that insult you or make you look bad
5. Be fat and unemployed

Now you, too, can Tweet like Shame Copes.

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[A Sunset]

Shane Nokes’ Kiwi Farms thread is now on the second page of results in Google Search, right above the ONA Forums thread :



If you google his full name, Shane Edwards Nokes, it’s first on the results:



If you google “Shane Nokes Microsoft”, a very likely search given how much he drops the Microsoft shit, the KF Thread is just near the bottom of the first page.



It’s safe to say that now anyone who Googles Shane Nokes is going to find this thread very easily.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

When someone asked if Shame ever heard of Ozempic, instead of denying that he was fat, Shame simply defaulted to his tired “Darwin Award” comeback.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane Nokes’ Kiwi Farms thread is now on the second page of results in Google Search, right above the ONA Forums thread :

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If you google his full name, Shane Edwards Nokes, it’s first on the results:

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If you google “Shane Nokes Microsoft”, a very likely search given how much he drops the Microsoft shit, the KF Thread is just near the bottom of the first page.

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It’s safe to say that now anyone who Googles Shane Nokes is going to find this thread very easily.

I was trying some other terms, hoping to see some activity on the search results.

The results, unfortunately, all seem to be just Shame Nopes's side projects... probably. Sounds like it, but I'm not checking to be sure.

Shame, can you confirm if you are the same Daddy Cum Cannon? Was your girlfriend or ex-wife (who filed for divorce) referring to these videos with your nickname?

Please help me clear up this quandary.

Thanks,
Cosmo



EDIT: We are the 3rd result on Duck for his twitter username

 

[sanguiduct]

I thought "The Darwin Award" refered to people dying as a consequence of their own stupidity, effectively removing their genes from the collective pool, à la Darwin's theory of natural selection? That isn't relevant a single time Shane has used it.

You know what Darwin's work is relevant to, though? Two revolting obese human blights failing to procreate due to a combination of their own childishness, incompetence, and likely their abysmal physical health. Now THAT is worthy of an award Darwin himself would happily dole out. Thanks, Shane!

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

If anyone is winning a Darwin Award, it’s likely the person eating themselves into a early grave

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Shane can say whatever he wants. But if I had to fuck a woman as fat and ugly as Shane's wife I would sperg on twitter all day too.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Somebody engaged with one of his tweets!

View attachment 4998140

Despite this helpful soul just trying to offer suggestions for managing Shame's (probably) diabetes, this denial of his petite figure makes Shame see red.

This is one of Shame's favorite comebacks, "Ever heard of a Darwin Award?"

This is straight out of his "How to own internet-nazis and influence people" magnum opus novella, which he quotes to five people who aren't paying attention to him, in the comments of an Elon Musk post:

View attachment 4998196

Here he is trying to explain that it's not sound logical reasoning that wins arguments, or politeness and willingness to discuss the situation... it's coming up with an angry quip, and immediately blocking. Bonus points if exploding fetid salmon is mentioned, or if you include blatant projection (such as being retarded and useless).

Bravo! Keep sticking it to the big names on twitter! Surely, any day now, they will notice you and consider changing their minds. Nobody wants to win a Darwin Award, after all.

Shame is childless and if the diabetes didn't render him sterile, his nuts being crushed under 100 pounds of gunt for years certainly did, so he's already a winner. Thanks for sterilizing yourself, you fat, genderless blob of smug ignorance and confused rage.

Spoiler

Research studies show that around 1 in 4 men with type 2 diabetes have low testosterone levels (hypogonadism). Low testosterone levels can lead to problems which can reduce fertility such as low sperm count, erectile dysfunction and decreased sex drive.

Obesity in men is associated with infertility in numerous studies. The current trend for decline in semen parameters parallels the increasing prevalence of obesity worldwide.

 

[A Sunset]

I was trying some other terms, hoping to see some activity on the search results.

The results, unfortunately, all seem to be just Shame Nopes's side projects... probably. Sounds like it, but I'm not checking to be sure.

Shame, can you confirm if you are the same Daddy Cum Cannon? Was your girlfriend or ex-wife (who filed for divorce) referring to these videos with your nickname?

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Please help me clear up this quandary.

Thanks,
Cosmo



EDIT: We are the 3rd result on Duck for his twitter username

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This lines up with new evidence - this Tinder profile, clearly made by Shane, looking for some gay hookups.



“Shawn“ is clearly a pseudonym for Shane, and he lies about his age, of course. “They call me super head”…..guess Daddy Cum Cannon was his old nickname. Now we know another reason why his ex-wife divorced him - she discovered Shame’s hunger for gay AIDS dick.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I only passively browse this thread, he may be the old tired hog but Patrick Porklinson is my preferred of the two. Have there been any recordings of him? I wanna see if he sounds more or less effeminate than Fatrick.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Somebody engaged with one of his tweets!

View attachment 4998140

Despite this helpful soul just trying to offer suggestions for managing Shame's (probably) diabetes, this denial of his petite figure makes Shame see red.

This is one of Shame's favorite comebacks, "Ever heard of a Darwin Award?"

This is straight out of his "How to own internet-nazis and influence people" magnum opus novella, which he quotes to five people who aren't paying attention to him, in the comments of an Elon Musk post:

View attachment 4998196

Here he is trying to explain that it's not sound logical reasoning that wins arguments, or politeness and willingness to discuss the situation... it's coming up with an angry quip, and immediately blocking. Bonus points if exploding fetid salmon is mentioned, or if you include blatant projection (such as being retarded and useless).

Bravo! Keep sticking it to the big names on twitter! Surely, any day now, they will notice you and consider changing their minds. Nobody wants to win a Darwin Award, after all.

Ah yes, the "Darwin Award". Truly the most cutting comeback of all time.

Remind me again why this fat sack of diabetic shit thinks he's winning?

I thought "The Darwin Award" refered to people dying as a consequence of their own stupidity, effectively removing their genes from the collective pool, à la Darwin's theory of natural selection? That isn't relevant a single time Shane has used it.

You know what Darwin's work is relevant to, though? Two revolting obese human blights failing to procreate due to a combination of their own childishness, incompetence, and likely their abysmal physical health. Now THAT is worthy of an award Darwin himself would happily dole out. Thanks, Shane!

Yes that is exactly it. It's always an award that is awarded posthumously after the person has died. So maybe he's telling them to kill themselves and thinks this is him being clever?

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If he actually had muscle and wasn't sucking in his gut so hard then maybe. But still he's a fatass so no.

 

[Next Task]

Why does Shame always jump at every opportunity to defend trannies, pronouns, etc. ?

He's exactly the sort to troon out. Maybe he hasn't because his girlfriend (or wife, there seems to be some confusion around the lady guntess) would leave him. Maybe changing his pronouns is enough to give him that fake feeling of control over others he would get.

Clown World is when you're surprised someone hasn't trooned out. Whatever the reason, he's an asshole about troon things because he holds NPC woke opinions and is an asshole about everything.

 

[A Sunset]

Yes that is exactly it. It's always an award that is awarded posthumously after the person has died. So maybe he's telling them to kill themselves and thinks this is him being clever?

This is Shame's way of telling people to kill themselves. He can't just come out and say it, because he's a libshit faggot who can't properly insult people because h'e s a dirty white male who has no right to speak according to his weak, easily offended political peers.

See, I'm not a libshit, so I can just tell the fat faggot Shame Porks to kill himself, and that he's a nigger. I don't have to be sensitive about it. It's really nice.

 

[Associate Rick]

He had to defend former president Obama, whom he directly worked for whilst an 1337 hacker for microsoft. (He worked decades so multiple presidencies, but Obama was his favorite secret service assignment, methinks.)

The Obama detail was definitely his favorite, however, it was cut short when he was caught creeping on Malia and Sasha.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

He's exactly the sort to troon out. Maybe he hasn't because his girlfriend (or wife, there seems to be some confusion around the lady guntess) would leave him.

His wife divorced him

"Wife filed"

She is now Kristen McCurdy now.
An art teacher, photographer and art producer. She is actually quite talented (probably why she left Shane).
She is fat, but for sure can, and is, doing better.

Unknown if Shane has tried to call her at 360-789-42** begging for another chance.

Shame claims he has a new girlfriend now, curly hair. She would probably never marry someone like Shane Nokes, what, with the risk of identity theft and burn-notice agents that constantly orbit master-hacker Shane Nokes. It's just too much risk for her. That's why.

 

[Next Task]

His wife divorced him

I knew about the previous wife, it's just his current girlfriend is referred to as both wife and girlfriend throughout the thread, hence the lack of clarity.

Also, I wanted to call her a guntess.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe this gentleman may be of the portly persuasion.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The irony of a fat childless loser referencing Darwin Awards.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Shane has the potential of being one of the most milkable cows Kiwifarms has seen for a while

He has the perfect combination of having zero self awareness, being obssesed in arguing and appering superiour on the internet, and is fat

 

[AnOminous]

He has the perfect combination of having zero self awareness, being obssesed in arguing and appering superiour on the internet, and is fat

But did you notice that he's fat? I mean this dude seriously appears corpulent.