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....First they swipe the Tales of the Jedi title for their shitty anthology series about Ahsoka, and now they swipe the name of my favorite book series from the Expanded Universe.
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Disney. Fuck off.

You don't fucking deserve to use that title for a premise and an era that was done correctly already.

I'm going to get hate, but Rebels is probably the best of the worst when talking about Filoni's contributions to Star Wars. If he is going to be making more, might as well be that?
I mean, if you can watch all four seasons of that horrendous animation, survive Ezra's grating personality and voice, endure the cringe of the Empire being rendered into bigger buffoons than they've ever been shown to be, and still make it to the finale where Filoni invents time travel and makes Hyperspace Wolves integral to the fabric of the Force in order to revive his OC Ahsoka as Gandalf the White...

...you certainly have a stronger gag reflex than I do, sir, and I both admire and envy you for that.
 

....First they swipe the Tales of the Jedi title for their shitty anthology series about Ahsoka, and now they swipe the name of my favorite book series from the Expanded Universe.
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Disney. Fuck off.

You don't fucking deserve to use that title for a premise and an era that was done correctly already.


I mean, if you can watch all four seasons of that horrendous animation, survive Ezra's grating personality and voice, endure the cringe of the Empire being rendered into bigger buffoons than they've ever been shown to be, and still make it to the finale where Filoni invents time travel and makes Hyperspace Wolves integral to the fabric of the Force in order to revive his OC Ahsoka as Gandalf the White...

...you certainly have a stronger gag reflex than I do, sir, and I both admire and envy you for that.

It has strong individual episodes. The plot is fucked, most of what you mention is from the last and first seasons. Yes I watched it up until the final season. It was fascinating, like seeing a monkey build a bicycle. It manages to get the idea of two wheels. Suddenly you wonder, will it make an actual bike? But no. It tries to take the wheels and put them on top of each other and faceplants repeatedly.
 

....First they swipe the Tales of the Jedi title for their shitty anthology series about Ahsoka, and now they swipe the name of my favorite book series from the Expanded Universe.
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Disney. Fuck off.

You don't fucking deserve to use that title for a premise and an era that was done correctly already.
I haven't read the NJO books yet, but Disney snatching the title like that for their new shitty movie still hurts.

Not to mention the fact that it's going make googling the original series (or even simply referring to it) a pain in the ass.
 
Guys...it's happening. Jedi Master Rey, in a post-TROS Sequel.

Just for context, this was the film that Damon Lindelof bailed from, and they had to hastily change writers last minute before this announcement...meaning that, already, the ST Production Curse is happening all over again, tethered to the same cast of characters.

...Remember how Filoni and Favreau were supposedly going to retcon the Sequel Trilogy?

Get ready for weeks and weeks and weeks of cope from FiloniFags everywhere.
So I heard. And I heard that the director is a woke activist.
 
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Millenials might also hate the prequels, but the tail end of them grew up in the late 90s when they were coming out so it's a mix of both.

The Gen Z-ers I know couldn't give a fuck about Star Wars.
Late millennial and early zoomer tends to blend together and they would've been kids when the prequels were coming out, alongside growing up with a vast repertiore of tie-in media
 

Rebels live action.
It'll be very funny to me if Ray Stevenson got a better role in RRR, a film not even from his industry, where he plays a moustache-twirling British baron. Compared to what he does in a Hollywood production, which is part of what was once the biggest cultural behemoth in America, where he plays a Sith lackey.
 
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The Ahsoka Wolf Pack Gang Bang movie is inevitable.
It was like a constant porno.

I'm going to get hate, but Rebels is probably the best of the worst when talking about Filoni's contributions to Star Wars. If he is going to be making more, might as well be that?
It would have been really good if it wasn't a Disney show starring a kid.
 
I didn't know there was a Celebration happening this weekend. That's how checked out I am on the Star Wars front. As for the news coming out of it, I guess I can best express my reaction via a .gif of JonTron (if the damn thing actually works):


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I also wasted two minutes of my time to watch the linked Ahsoka trailer. And like people said, it's basically Rebels live-action sequel with some random new characters with red lightsabers that looks dogshit. I had actually forgotten about Rebels. Space Aladdin and annoying Space Asian and Freddie Prince Fuckwad and the rest of the crew. Just blah. This is how forgettable Rebels was for me: I actually forgot to list it in a previous post discussing Filoni's works. It was like a bad Star Wars RPG campaign ran by someone with a furry fetish.
 
I wonder how some of the Youtube guys will spin this one.

"Kathleen Kennedy announcing a new Rey movie is proof she will be fired and the sequel trilogy will be erased because..."

Just give it up. The franchise is completely dead. Disney cares more about pushing agendas than pleasing fans or making money. Everything they've created is glorified fanfiction and nothing more.
 
It has strong individual episodes. The plot is fucked, most of what you mention is from the last and first seasons. Yes I watched it up until the final season. It was fascinating, like seeing a monkey build a bicycle. It manages to get the idea of two wheels. Suddenly you wonder, will it make an actual bike? But no. It tries to take the wheels and put them on top of each other and faceplants repeatedly.
What would be an example of a strong individual episode of Rebels, might I ask? Because that "overall it's not good, but it has some isolated highlights" is the exact same feeble defense bandied about to excuse the laughable ratio of good to bad episodes for TCW.

Even Twilight of the Apprentice, which everyone hails as the greatest episode of the show, is riddled with garbage, like the worst use of the helicopter lightsabers, the jobbing of Vader, Maul literally losing to a blind man and tripping off a cliff like a Looney Tunes character, among countless other things.

I haven't read the NJO books yet, but Disney snatching the title like that for their new shitty movie still hurts.
You'll have plenty of time now. We're about to endure 5 uninterrupted years of agony from the SW front...and a series as girthy as NJO is just about the only thing I can think of that's long enough to help weather the storm.

Not to mention the fact that it's going make googling the original series (or even simply referring to it) a pain in the ass.
Something tells me that when this is all said and done, the prices on NJO hardcovers and the like are going to go up in price.

In fact, EU stuff in general has been going up in price on the second hand market ever since TROS made everyone realize that Disney had ruined the saga beyond repair. Hardcovers and trade paperbacks that used to go for pennies around 2015 or so now suddenly command much higher prices.

I think with every passing show and movie, people are rapidly starting to realize that there was neglected gold in those books and comics that everyone took for granted.

It'll be very funny to me if Ray Stevenson got a better role in RRR, a random film not even from his industry, where he plays a moustache-twirling baron. Compared to what he does in a Hollywood production, which is part of what was once the biggest cultural behemoth in America, where he plays a Sith lackey.
I think the high point in Ray Stevenson's Hollywood career was playing Frank Castle in Punisher War Zone.

I'm probably the only one who either remembers that, or cares about that neglected gore-laden schlockfest of a film. But I'll go to my grave loving it...and I certainly got more joy out of it than all two seasons of that HORRENDOUS, disgraceful excuse for a Netflix series.
 
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Disney went out of its way to buy Star Wars in order to deconstruct it
No, disney bought it to make money because that's the only thing disney cares about.

The deconstruct bullshit was a corporate move made by vapid trendchasing cunts like kennedy who read a blog about how watchmen was a hit because it deconstructed comics (but didn't read it) and how evangelion was a hit because it deconstructed anime (but didn't watch it) so they have no idea what to do just "deconstruct it".

See the problem? these people dont care, they are the mitt romney's of culture, they buy IP thats past its prime like starwars then do whatever they think will make it trendy and make them a profit.
 
No, disney bought it to make money because that's the only thing disney cares about.

The deconstruct bullshit was a corporate move made by vapid trendchasing cunts like kennedy who read a blog about how watchmen was a hit because it deconstructed comics (but didn't read it) and how evangelion was a hit because it deconstructed anime (but didn't watch it) so they have no idea what to do just "deconstruct it".

See the problem? these people dont care, they are the mitt romney's of culture, they buy IP thats past its prime like starwars then do whatever they think will make it trendy and make them a profit.
To be fair, Disney bought Pixar ahead of its prime and Marvel in its prime. Power Rangers and Star Wars... yeah, both past prime. One could maybe argue it peaked with TFA in terms of box office, maybe, but I don't think that holds up adjusted for inflation.

The problem is less about "muh money" and a lot about "muh message" for Disney. There's also an issue around Hollywood's loss of focus on quality writing. The LA-brain runs deep at Disney HQ, and the only place it's probably worse is up in San Francisco, where Lucasfilm is still largely at.
 
The problem is less about "muh money" and a lot about "muh message" for Disney.
No, it is about the money which is why so many SW projects got canned and so many people reshuffled or fired. You have to understand these people live in a fucking bubble, they think the vast majority of the population think like them and that the only people against it are a few rednecks and some internet trolls, "poor people who can't afford shit anyway" as I once heard a marketer say. This is the same reason why they all freaked the fuck out when trump got elected, but instead of that being a great revelation of how out of touch with reality they were they doubled down on the illusion.

But money talks which is why as much as it hurts their egos they had to back down in key areas, there's not enough ESG money to cover for all these fuckups.
 
No, it is about the money which is why so many SW projects got canned and so many people reshuffled or fired. You have to understand these people live in a fucking bubble, they think the vast majority of the population think like them and that the only people against it are a few rednecks and some internet trolls, "poor people who can't afford shit anyway" as I once heard a marketer say. This is the same reason why they all freaked the fuck out when trump got elected, but instead of that being a great revelation of how out of touch with reality they were they doubled down on the illusion.

But money talks which is why as much as it hurts their egos they had to back down in key areas, there's not enough ESG money to cover for all these fuckups.
I agree that ultimately it will come down to money, but I don't think that's worked its way through Disney quite yet. Given Eiger's messaging in the latest shareholder call, which is still woke, as well as their maneouvering around Perlmutter. From just the last couple of days with Ike:
Ike Perlmutter: Disney Fired Me From Marvel, I Wasn’t Laid Off Disney says chairman’s dismissal was part of cost-cutting plan; he says it was because he clashed with creative executives
“I have no doubt that my termination was based on fundamental differences in business between my thinking and Disney leadership, because I care about return on investment,” Mr. Perlmutter said.

Billionaire ex-head of Marvel Entertainment says he was fired for complaining its films were too expensive: ‘All they talk about is box office, box office’

Yes, they are cutting people, and trying to find savings. Don't know it's going to clear the ideological rot though.
 
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I haven't read the NJO books yet, but Disney snatching the title like that for their new shitty movie still hurts.

Not to mention the fact that it's going make googling the original series (or even simply referring to it) a pain in the ass.
And they’re probably going to take 19 books worth of NJO content and put it into one movie, which is absurd. That’s like when The Last Airbender tried to condense 20 30-minute episodes of its source material into one 90-minute movie.

And something just tells me that Steven Knight isn’t going to be on this project long because of the constraints Lucasfilm will probably put on him. He has written and directed shitty films like Serenity, but most of his other work is pretty good by Hollywood’s standards today. He theoretically could make a great script if he stays on the project the whole time with his own ideas.
 
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