Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

ActualKiwi said:
Rate me all the lates, but I just noticed even Rock Paper Shotgun was trying to plug the fuck out of Wee Davey's game back when it was beginning.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/09/05/hey-lets-give-david-gallant-more-money-than-he-needs/
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Heh, the comments in there are quite enlightening. Kinda shows how there was a problem in the indie industry before people started screaming "muh misogyny" or "muh ethics" and using GG as scapegoat. Now I understand why I never bothered going to those sites.

Also the article comes like "he was fired unfairly, give him money" which is something even Gallant himself denies in the comments. And of course anyone pointing out that the guy is just being a prototype e-beggar gets immediately chastised. Classy.
 
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Arietis said:
Heh, the comments in there are quite enlightening. Kinda shows how there was a problem in the indie industry before people started screaming "muh misogyny" or "muh ethics" and using GG as scapegoat. Now I understand why I never bothered going to those sites.

Also the article comes like "he was fired unfairly, give him money" which is something even Gallant himself denies in the comments. And of course anyone pointing out that the guy is just being a prototype e-beggar gets immediately chastised. Classy.
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I've mentioned it a few times, and I know damned well that several of our more inveterate posters have similarly covered it, but these fucking brain-geniuses are why something like Gamergate happening was fucking inevitable and all it took was one especially egregious bout of flaming retardation to bring the whole shebang crashing down.

What crosses the line from simply curious to bizarrely fascinating was how badly many of them - Daveykins included - essentially obliterated their own careers because they couldn't shut the fuck up about that mean ol' Gooberdegrab. Bob Chipman's by far the most egregious example (fired after repeatedly trying to get GG supporters removed from The Escapist), but so many of these clowns did so and in so many ways that it defies common-sense, and it's only now, upon retrospect, that you realize that these idiots were always one triggering away from an absolute pants-shitting meltdown and probably had no ability to function IRL. Of course, we know now that Gallant is essentially pound-for-pound an equal in the Nora Reed "claim to be a victim while being a giant asshole" squad, so there's that.

How many times have we caught David doing something that makes him look like a depraved sexual deviant with psychological problems? I lost count at 12, between HeCameForGamerGate.png, showing his pasty ass in an attempt to flirt with Zoe Quinn, repeatedly discussing his bathroom habits, and so on. At this point it's just a matter of time before we have his dick pics and know his most obscure fetishes, and that is fucking hilarious.
 
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Jaimas said:
What crosses the line from simply curious to bizarrely fascinating was how badly many of them - Daveykins included - essentially obliterated their own careers because they couldn't shut the fuck up about that mean ol' Gooberdegrab. Bob Chipman's by far the most egregious example
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Bob really blew his chance last year when his Pixels review blew up and got over 2 million views. Instead of using the opportunity to advance his YouTube career, he let his 'tism take over and sperged about Gamergate. Newsflash, fucko - 99% of the population doesn't know about or give a shit about Gamergate. I think that's the best part of all about Gamergate - even though it's pretty much over or whatever, a lot of these indie SJW hipster dickcunts waste almost every waking hour whining about it or looking over their shoulders as if TotalBiscuit or Boogie is going to come at them armed to the teeth with bombs strapped to them.
 
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Patrick Buttman said:
Bob really blew his chance last year when his Pixels review blew up and got over 2 million views. Instead of using the opportunity to advance his YouTube career, he let his 'tism take over and sperged about Gamergate. Newsflash, fucko - 99% of the population doesn't know about or give a shit about Gamergate. I think that's the best part of all about Gamergate - even though it's pretty much over or whatever, a lot of these indie SJW hipster dickcunts waste almost every waking hour whining about it or looking over their shoulders as if TotalBiscuit or Boogie is going to come at them armed to the teeth with bombs strapped to them.
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GG is LITERAL white male TERRORISM!!

Or so they say...
 
Jaimas said:
know his most obscure fetishes
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I can´t tell if he´s joking, or serious, but he goes on about it since at minimum 2008. Idk, wet hair fetish? Sounds kinda lame to me. Is that like his personality? Lame?

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Ambivalenz said:
I can´t tell if he´s joking, or serious, but he goes on about it since at minimum 2008. Idk, wet hair fetish? Sounds kinda lame to me. Is that like his personality? Lame?

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This guy has literally 0 filter. He's talked about his bathroom habits and sexual habits more than once. This guy has told us he masturbates to GamerGate. I think "I find wet hair to be sexually exciting" is tame for this guy.
That 2008 Tweet is hella creepy tho.
 
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MightyBiteySnake said:
This guy has literally 0 filter. He's talked about his bathroom habits and sexual habits more than once. This guy has told us he masturbates to GamerGate. I think "I find wet hair to be sexually exciting" is tame for this guy.
That 2008 Tweet is hella creepy tho.
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That´s what it feels like. When I was starting to read his Twitter I was expecting something like him getting aroused wearing a cat mask while a sexy lady spanks his butt or being a foot fetish guy, not that he is getting a hard on when looking at wet hair. <--- I hope now he´s only looking. :surprised:

This is the most hilarious tweet to me. Everyone else would have certainly answered along the lines of watching a movie etc - if they really have no plans at all for the evening - but not David, nope sire. Within the context the tweet is so incredibly off it´s fantastic.

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He's like those weirdos that everyone has worked with at least once in their life who will horn their way into other people's conversations and say the most inappropriate things.

Co-worker: "So, today I've gotta pick up the kids after work and.."

Weirdo: "I'm not allowed to be near kids ever since I was arrested at Wal-Mart for masturbating on the Barbie dolls in the toy aisle."
 
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Ambivalenz said:
That´s what it feels like. When I was starting to read his Twitter I was expecting something like him getting aroused wearing a cat mask while a sexy lady spanks his butt or being a foot fetish guy, not that he is getting a hard on when looking at wet hair. <--- I hope now he´s only looking. :surprised:

This is the most hilarious tweet to me. Everyone else would have certainly answered along the lines of watching a movie etc - if they really have no plans at all for the evening - but not David, nope sire. Within the context the tweet is so incredibly off it´s fantastic.

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Who the hell thinks its okay to share this?
 
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Hellfire said:
He has at least talked at her about it. (He has shitloads of tweets to Chelsea, most seem to be ignored and never replied to or liked by her)

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lolol this guy's so weird and annoying that even Nora, ringleader of the ratking, can't be bothered to pretend she doesn't find the retarded shit he says and does amusing/strange. This guy's like the Dobson of the ratking!

Real talk tho, when NORA is telling you that you're blabbing your mouth too much and has a point it's time to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
 
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