Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

My favorite Keffals-Vaush interaction has to be that time in like January where Vaush had wrapped up a 12-13 hour stream and went to bed. 2 hours later Keffals, fully knowing this information, decided to ring up Vaush at 3-4am and this fucker is clearly just laying in bed exhausted and talking on Keffals stream through the phone.

Keffals will ultimately fail as a streamer, their Twitch still says they stream 5 days a week for 8 hours a day, I don't think there's been a single time in the past 6 months where Keffals has actually kept to this streaming schedule, starting at the correct time and streaming until the planned end time.
Keffals clearly wants to be another Vaush, which is why their takes are essentially identical on any given topic, the issue is that Keffals doesn't seem to grasp that Vaush (Although I dislike him) is at least consistent in what times he streams, the streams start at x time everyday, 20 minute preview screen, actual stream then starts dead on the hour. Keffals was just starting stream with only 10-20 minutes warning at random times of the day with no actual consistency in the times.

Also yeah, before Keffals left it was revealed they'd started spending more and more time on VGG so I'm not surprised to see them pop up in there.
 
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Keffals was just starting stream with only 10-20 minutes warning at random times of the day with no actual consistency in the times.
The worst part is it’s either Lucas just waking up after noon and streaming or starting at 11 PM. Only bum ass trannies or autists can watch his inconsistent streams live. Even Null’s kike ass can hold a streaming schedule and rely on chat less than Lucas. Lucas is spoonfed content when he isn’t covering troon shit and it doesn’t go well. Rather watch Twitch whores sit there and do nothing while a YouTube video plays, at least they aren’t ugly ass goblins vaping. He doesn’t help himself by purging VODs or putting them behind a paywall. His editors being slower than Kiwis also stunts his growth. All this has probably been said before, but nothing has changed other than Lucas deciding to get lazier before the rehab arc by only reacting to old debates so he could get dirt on people like a shitty version of the Farms.
 
Keffals clearly wants to be another Vaush, which is why their takes are essentially identical on any given topic, the issue is that Keffals doesn't seem to grasp that Vaush (Although I dislike him) is at least consistent in what times he streams, the streams start at x time everyday, 20 minute preview screen, actual stream then starts dead on the hour. Keffals was just starting stream with only 10-20 minutes warning at random times of the day with no actual consistency in the times.
I think Vaush is a insufferable faggot, but at least I don't fall asleep if I see something about him popping up. He at least knows how to make the stream watchable. If I am watching Keffals for watching wtf Lucas is up to now, I really really have to do my best not to fall asleep. Even on 2 or 3x speed Lucas is insufferably boring.

But Lucas can't fix this, this is just how Lucas is, so he will never be the kind of streamer as his faggoty friends Hasan and Vaush are. He is just too boring to keep a serious audience.
 
But Lucas can't fix this, this is just how Lucas is, so he will never be the kind of streamer as his faggoty friends Hasan and Vaush are. He is just too boring to keep a serious audience.
Believe it or not, and as gay as this sounds, it does actually take talent and skill (and persistence, which is the only one of these qualities Ralph has) to be a (successful) multi-hour Internet talk-show host, which is what (non-e-thot) streaming really is. Lucas can't be one of those because he has no talent.
 
Believe it or not, and as gay as this sounds, it does actually take talent and skill (and persistence, which is the only one of these qualities Ralph has) to be a (successful) multi-hour Internet talk-show host, which is what (non-e-thot) streaming really is. Lucas can't be one of those because he has no talent.
The fact that this talentless excuse of a man can make any money off streaming shows that his only ability is grooming brainwashed catboys like a dickless Jim Jones.
 
Dump a truck load of alarm clocks on me if you like, I just haven't checked up on this freakish abomination of nature for a while, until I was reminded of his existence today, so I was just wondering if anything interesting happened since "rehab" to spare myself the hassle of reading 60 odd pages to catch up if he's still as boring as paint?
 
Dump a truck load of alarm clocks on me if you like, I just haven't checked up on this freakish abomination of nature for a while, until I was reminded of his existence today, so I was just wondering if anything interesting happened since "rehab" to spare myself the hassle of reading 60 odd pages to catch up if he's still as boring as paint?
Nothing happened since this faggot went into rehab, he was only noticed back online a couple of pages ago sperging out (and showing intoxicated behaviour imho, but okay) in Vaush his livestream chat.
 
Nothing happened since this faggot went into rehab, he was only noticed back online a couple of pages ago sperging out (and showing intoxicated behaviour imho, but okay) in Vaush his livestream chat.
And we don’t know if he really was in rehab which given his behaviour in that chat means he failed miserably or if it was all just a lie to allow him to lay low after his recent spergouts and quietly visit the Potato Ogre.
 
Found this guy posting about the farms again.
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Found this guy posting about the farms again.
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I'm gonna say it here one last time for everyone's sake: people don't become arument of disscussion for get bullied by the farms because they are trans, they do because they are obnoxious pests, obscene and/or depraved weirdos.
Whoever you are, whatever you did, you can either take a time to read what people say about you and others, look at yourself and at what you've done to deserve being there and put a stop on it, or just ignore the farms and move on with your life with the understanding that not there are people in this world that don't like you.
 
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