Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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grapeshark77 said:
Weird tweets in the Star Wars thread. You'd almost think that he was drunk and feeling insecure about his marriage.

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Also he's already tweeting about more upcoming Star Wars Content, I want "nerd" stuff like this to leave the mainstream so it can be fun again.
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The wrong frat won in 'Revenge of the Nerds'. Lamar, Booger and the rest of the gang should have been buried alive as a finale. Imagine bragging about being more 'nerd' than anyone else.
 
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Black Cat2 said:
In literally no situation is the sentence "you're not more nerd than me" is something to be proud of or a brag.
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Maybe “nerd” here is an acronym that stands for “Nigger-Erasing Rotund Deadbeat?”

Edit: Replaced “racist” with “rotund” because duh of course. Fat.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
DeLoreans are overpriced, slow, stainless steel trash, but gotta give them credit for a world class suspension that held up to Patrick sitting on it. Sure, he wasn't quite as fat back then, but the weight of his faggotry would have crumpled many other vehicles.

Also, wouldn't one think that for their wedding day they'd get a suit that fits them well? I guess if that's what you look like and that's what you're marrying you just don't give a fuck.
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Geeks are LARPing nerds who are fat retards
 
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He looks like a fucking bent cop, who dresses like this on their wedding day? Who gets that haircut?
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I just can't shake the feeling Pat will be even less prepared than he was during BDA's case. And somehow he'll fuck something up so badly, he'll get arrested for contempt of court.

I just know it.

God, please make seure Dan is there to film to whole thing. Please, I don't ask for much.
 
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Looking back on it, the tweet about AI taking over creative media might be the only true Patrick W. It went semi-viral, it channeled a common frustration a lot of people were feeling, and it didn't have anything stupid enough in it for people to immediately dunk on. Even his much more viral trolley-experiment ripoff got torn to shreds once it started spreading outside of shitlib twitter circles.

Patrick Tomlinson may have exactly one W, which puts him far past his contemporaries Bob Chipman and Chuck Wendig.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
I just can't shake the feeling Pat will be even less prepared than he was during BDA's case. And somehow he'll fuck something up so badly, he'll get arrested for contempt of court.

I just know it.

God, please make seure Dan is there to film to whole thing. Please, I don't ask for much.
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Is the debt collection trial going to be something I can go to in person? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm id love to see fattys reactions in person
 
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John_Smith said:
One ought to prefer the Dead Milkmen who sneeringly sang, "You'll dance to anything by Depeche ComMode" in the following song.
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A true classic.

They also had a song specifically about Pat.
Broadside said:
I don't know Pat, fucking a thot then paying her to keep quiet seems ten times less worse than threatening to kill a woman and her unborn child, but sound off I guess.
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Is it possible for this fat fucking retard to talk about ANYTHING without dragging DRURURRURURURUUAAAAAAAAUMPH!!! into it?
I'mThePatMan! said:
I just can't shake the feeling Pat will be even less prepared than he was during BDA's case. And somehow he'll fuck something up so badly, he'll get arrested for contempt of court.
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He managed to semi-control himself last time he was in court although if you knew who he was you could tell it was killing him not to child the judge.
 
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Broadside said:
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I don't know Pat, fucking a thot then paying her to keep quiet seems ten times less worse than threatening to kill a woman and her unborn child, but sound off I guess.
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So who's this fat fake Star Wars fan complaining about? I thought Jack Black and Christopher Llloyd were the best thing about this episode. Sadly they missed out on Lloyd yelling "I was frozen today!". Lizzo was meh but she wasn't terrible. For the most part though this was just another filler episode and we just had that with the Clone doctor three episodes ago which was set up to show the peak of the Coruscant mountain for the next episode which showed Grogu's escape from the Jedi Temple. The only thing I really didn't like was that the film filter used didn't suit the more cyberpunk feel of the city and the B2 super droid didn't feel believable as it rampaged in the city running away. Everything felt too washed out. Also, the comically large red button that would revert all of the battle droids back to Clone Wars era programing.

Patrick here always shows people just how much of a fake he is in everything he claims to enjoy.
 
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Ophelia said:
Pat is fat and Stormy Daniels would not have sex with him.
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I agree, but I picture such a situation actually being that Stormy Daniels would agree to fuck him for serious money, but then insist on lots of champagne and scotch.

Once he passes out drunk, she would just take his trousers off then fleece him for all of quasi’s money.

Either he would wake up hungover but thinking he fucked her or realize what happened so not admit it as doing so would confirm he is so fat ugly and unpleasant that a porn actress would con him.
 
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internet friend said:
You sure showed us Rick. I too want to have a wedding photo where my wife is sitting as far away from me as possible, have having absolutely no physical contact with me. Can't you just feel the romance?
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She's only human. Any closer and the smell would be lethal.
 
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Octavia said:
Hope the court audio leaks again. Loved hearing Porque Squeeler forget his own name & child the judge, would love to see it again!


E: Sharing it again because it's so goddamn funny
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Such an amazing video. To this day I cannot believe Fatrick’s flagrant and open lying to a Judge’s face. He so confidently and easily denies he never threatened Andrew, all because he thought the evidence was gone due to ONA shenanigans. As soon as the Judge exposes him, Fatrick unapologetically makes excuses and Never directly admits to lying.

This is proof that Fatrick will simply deny reality and lie about anything, if he thinks he has a reason to. Nothing he says is trustworthy. This is obvious for anyone who follows him, but to this day it’s remarkable for me to hear him act that way in court.

Fat.
 
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