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The SW Rebels art style doesn't translate well in live-action (it was already awful in CG).
Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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We have sophisticated AI voice generators/cloners now so I predict the appearance of a Master Leia Force ghost in Rey's new movie. It's quite ghoulish but they'll find a way to explain it, pay off Fisher's family with a fat check and act like being trapped in Disney Star Wars was her dying wish.
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Here's the official Star Wars youtube channel as of today in the UK:
They were pushing the hell out of Acolyte. Too bad it will be absolute shit. Oh, but they have nothing else to show, and no talent? hrmmmm
They were pushing the hell out of Acolyte. Too bad it will be absolute shit. Oh, but they have nothing else to show, and no talent? hrmmmm
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I will watch the clip notes I expect a lot of morale fart sniffing but, can't wait for another train wreck beyond having to give the jar jar binks actor a Jedi knighthood because he was hated because of Lucas but loved because of dark jar jar theory.
can't wait for them to ruin Revan and make sure fun beyond Revan is Brie Larson or Revan is a woman(that's why he is hated). don't cuck Darth Traya to much.
can't wait for them to ruin Revan and make sure fun beyond Revan is Brie Larson or Revan is a woman(that's why he is hated). don't cuck Darth Traya to much.
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I see that they're going out of their way to hide Big Harv's former assistant.
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Hahahaha.. oh what a shit show.
They couldn't wait till after Mando to release this turd burger. Lovely.
This will quite literally destroy the brand and I welcome it!
The sooner they lose another couple million smashing their faces into the ground the better!
Now as for Ashoka show ... Im actually a little interested. Mostly cause Im a sucker for new sith characters. The blond chick kinda looks like the Wifu lana from old Republic MMO which is nice. And I like Darth Santa.
They'll probably be interesting for a few minutes before instantly getting beaten by Ashoka. Now the question is what half assed explanation will they give for their existence?
Inquisitors? Lost tribe? Or worst case they work for clone palpy. Lol
By the way who the hell is the acolyte about anyway? The black chick from obi or the blonde from this?
They couldn't wait till after Mando to release this turd burger. Lovely.
This will quite literally destroy the brand and I welcome it!
The sooner they lose another couple million smashing their faces into the ground the better!
Now as for Ashoka show ... Im actually a little interested. Mostly cause Im a sucker for new sith characters. The blond chick kinda looks like the Wifu lana from old Republic MMO which is nice. And I like Darth Santa.
They'll probably be interesting for a few minutes before instantly getting beaten by Ashoka. Now the question is what half assed explanation will they give for their existence?
Inquisitors? Lost tribe? Or worst case they work for clone palpy. Lol
By the way who the hell is the acolyte about anyway? The black chick from obi or the blonde from this?
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True. Now that they have announced the Rey Palpatine movie, the audience will not come back for the next season of Mando.
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Her live action look is not even consistent. Sabine's hair being short in Rebels made sense given the times she wore her helmet. But in the Ahsoka trailer, the hair goes down to her upper back. The actress playing Sabine just looks like a cosplayer who didn't put any effort into the character.
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I can't wait for them to crib the Yuuzhan Vong, sorry I mean Yong as a standin for Orange Man and MAGA. Because you just know they can't help themselves.
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Why does anyone think that a one-off Arc from a cartoon series is going to be all the king's horses and Men to repair this IP.
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I just can't even give a shit anymore about Star Wars, but to hear these announcements makes it feel soulless. Star Wars has become Marvel in the worst of ways with so much slop and content instead of quality with a vision. The closest visionary there is could be Dave Filoni, but let's not kid ourselves by vision I mean he just smashes his fucking action figures together like a little kid while manchildren fellate his ego.
Only positive thing I can say is that I hope the people that are not the writers and Directors are paid well, they deserve to be compensated for having to be put in this slop.
Star Wars died, like sure the EU had stupid shit but Lucas never made 400 TV shows and movies at the same time like what Disney is doing. But these consoomers deserve it for crying about how Lucas ruined their childhood.
Only positive thing I can say is that I hope the people that are not the writers and Directors are paid well, they deserve to be compensated for having to be put in this slop.
Star Wars died, like sure the EU had stupid shit but Lucas never made 400 TV shows and movies at the same time like what Disney is doing. But these consoomers deserve it for crying about how Lucas ruined their childhood.
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I'm not even bothering to watch the Ashoka trailer, the thumbnail looks bad enough.
I am looking forward to a bunch of turd-eating consoomers to tell us how bad it is on the release day while totally not paying for D+ subscriptions.
Netflix couldn't get Punisher right because like any coasties they have a hate boner for the military. He was awful in DD, but season 1 of the solo effort was a solid "OK". Season 2 I couldn't even get through the first episode.
I am looking forward to a bunch of turd-eating consoomers to tell us how bad it is on the release day while totally not paying for D+ subscriptions.
The punisher films were just completely disordered. I barely remember them and don't think I can keep them separate in my head.
Netflix couldn't get Punisher right because like any coasties they have a hate boner for the military. He was awful in DD, but season 1 of the solo effort was a solid "OK". Season 2 I couldn't even get through the first episode.
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I'm just sitting here stunned at the Doomcockers online being shocked that Disney went back to using Rey Poopatine (to do everything Luke or his son should've been doing) after they invested so much time in the Disney+ Star Wars shows thinking their heckin' based wolflord Dave Filoni was going to save the franchise and retcon those awful disequel films that he was involved with. Gee willickers, who could've seen this coming? Oh wait, literally anyone with eyes not blinded by gaseous overloads of hopium and copium.
And unsurprising as always, the Ahsoka show, as many here, including myself predicted, is just going to be a shameless Filoni fanfic-tier adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy, but with the OT characters replaced with Filoni OCs and Joruus replaced with a clone of Space Aladdiin, Bob Fat replacing Talon, and any actual interesting plot point replaced with Filoni'sunique brand of bland MMORPG storytelling.
This is giving off the same energy as another piss poor adaptation already.
Meanwhile the only ones unironically shilling for this so far have mostly been the usual Ahsoka simps which oddly enough (or fittingly enough depending on your pov) are mostly made up of horny japs and hispanics hungry for flat middle-aged orange and green booty.
Meanwhile in the youtube comments, its the usual funko hoarding zoomers and boomers pretending they read Heir to the Empire, along with the usual gaggle of bots, but for some strange reason, certain comments, even entire sections of them seem to get cloned to fill up space. This isn't immediately noticeable unless you scroll down far enough, but its rather bizarre. Either a bug in youtube or an intentional attempt at trying to inflate the comment numbers. Even comments by that faggot Star Wars Theory keep repeating.
The trailer also notably has the highest number of dislikes for a new Disney+ shows despite having the usual 300k+ likes all these videos get within the first two days. Even Book of Bob Fat's trailer only had around 7k dislikes at most since it came out, and the Kenobi trailer took a year for its dislikes to reach 20k dislikes. But Ahsoka in the few hours its been out has already accumulated 18k dislikes against 220k likes, a first for a Disney+ SW show as far as I know.
Meanwhile most of the responses that aren't from bots are just consoomers blindly believing that this will lead into a faithful adaptation of Heir to the Empire and Luke and Mara making a return, or talking about Dave's "touch" saving Star Wars from Kennedy. So its the usual Doomcockers and Filoni simps high on their drugs of hopium and copium.
If Mando season 3 and Tales of Ahsoka are anything to go by, the only ones who will be religiously watching this are Flone Wars and Aladdin Rebels kiddies.
And unsurprising as always, the Ahsoka show, as many here, including myself predicted, is just going to be a shameless Filoni fanfic-tier adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy, but with the OT characters replaced with Filoni OCs and Joruus replaced with a clone of Space Aladdiin, Bob Fat replacing Talon, and any actual interesting plot point replaced with Filoni's
This is giving off the same energy as another piss poor adaptation already.
Meanwhile the only ones unironically shilling for this so far have mostly been the usual Ahsoka simps which oddly enough (or fittingly enough depending on your pov) are mostly made up of horny japs and hispanics hungry for flat middle-aged orange and green booty.
Meanwhile in the youtube comments, its the usual funko hoarding zoomers and boomers pretending they read Heir to the Empire, along with the usual gaggle of bots, but for some strange reason, certain comments, even entire sections of them seem to get cloned to fill up space. This isn't immediately noticeable unless you scroll down far enough, but its rather bizarre. Either a bug in youtube or an intentional attempt at trying to inflate the comment numbers. Even comments by that faggot Star Wars Theory keep repeating.
The trailer also notably has the highest number of dislikes for a new Disney+ shows despite having the usual 300k+ likes all these videos get within the first two days. Even Book of Bob Fat's trailer only had around 7k dislikes at most since it came out, and the Kenobi trailer took a year for its dislikes to reach 20k dislikes. But Ahsoka in the few hours its been out has already accumulated 18k dislikes against 220k likes, a first for a Disney+ SW show as far as I know.
Meanwhile most of the responses that aren't from bots are just consoomers blindly believing that this will lead into a faithful adaptation of Heir to the Empire and Luke and Mara making a return, or talking about Dave's "touch" saving Star Wars from Kennedy. So its the usual Doomcockers and Filoni simps high on their drugs of hopium and copium.
If Mando season 3 and Tales of Ahsoka are anything to go by, the only ones who will be religiously watching this are Flone Wars and Aladdin Rebels kiddies.
Just like Filoni's shameless usage of Tales of the Jedi for his new failed cartoon, I expect that this new NJO trilogy (that will likely be cancelled before it even gets made) will feature nothing from NJO and they're just using the title in order to erase all traces of NJO from google and Amazon, much like they did with Tales and Book of Boba Fett, which almost subjugated search results for actual Boba Fett books and comics, or Mandalorian erasing all traces of actual Mando search results, or Rogue Juan and Rogue Squadron, or even Disney's bastardization of old planets. Or results for nuThrawn (which is just a glorified park and cartoon advertisement to make GA Smurf into a pitiable dindunuffin with yaoibait) overtaking the old one, with his sissy pupiled eyes, which shouldn't exist outside of foreign and outdated covers. Disney is desperate to erase the past to make their new shit look better, yet ironically they have to rely on it now for new ideas and name theft so as to keep attracting gaggles of consoomers who will blindly fool themselves into thinking Disney is course-correcting.
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I see its the time of year where Disney announces a slew of new Star Wars movies that probably will never see the light of day. How tedious.
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Announcing more Rey is purely throwing off any notion the sequels will be shit canned. It will also mean the current post Lucas's trilogy stuff can't expand too much because it can't contradict the lack if world building for the sequels. Maybe this is why they're already announcing them ending with a Mando movie.
My prediction is that we will see more Rey but it'll be on Disney+.
Why would they spend the money on a film that would almost certainly do less box office than TROS?
Also, saw this LOL
My prediction is that we will see more Rey but it'll be on Disney+.
Why would they spend the money on a film that would almost certainly do less box office than TROS?
Also, saw this LOL
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Man, this post hits really damn hard seeing it 3 years before.
Question: Because wookiepedia is so fucking shit, is there a decent wiki for SW at this point?
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Disney remaking the original trilogy again as a prequel to their original trilogy is literally the best thing that could possibly happen to Star Wars at the moment, and also the worst thing for Disney's original trilogy.
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I can't wait for Ahsoka to kill Thrawn and as he dies he manages to sputter out one last thing: "You may have killed the Heir to the Empire, but there is a Dark Force Rising. It was The Last Command..."
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"Beware the Spectre of the Past for he carries a terrible Vision of the Future..."