The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

How the fuck does this retard even function?

Function? This retard functions?

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Kindness also tweeted some weird stuff about a package delivery which starts to make more sense if she's pretending Bonnie doesn't live with her

Sounds like Bonnie's about to get served.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

she's just pretending to be retarded. she does nothing but smoke weed all day and think of ways to waste the good will of others.

the only silver lining is that she probably makes fat Paul's life a living hell, mewling at him for care she doesn't need.

Honestly, I really wish Bonnie made it easier to cast him as the hero in this sordid saga. But there are no heroes here, are there. It's just dead alpacas all the way down.

 

[mindlessobserver]

He doesn't even need to bother to do that. If you want to know how lazy troons are, just have a look at this screenshot from the first of the videos posted on the last page.

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See that long black thing. That's a feed trough. Upside down. All he has to do is fucking turn it over. No screws, no nails, no power tools, no unwinding extension cords into the yard. Bend down, flip it over, stand up. Even fucking Kevin should be able to do that.

Does he just not know what it is? Could it be laziness or retardation? Flip a coin I guess.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

crossposting from the kevin thread

Went through a tub of toys he hasn’t opened in half a decade, further unloading his hoard into Penny’s parents’ house. [A]

Continued going through tub of toys from earlier [A]

Finally finished organizing the toys from other tweets [A]

Seven got professionally groomed for the first time [A]

Happy Seven [A]

Looks like they went furniture shopping to Ikea, since Kevin posted about seeing Blahaj [A]

Spoiler: pics

 

[Oxyjen]

Kindness also tweeted some weird stuff about a package delivery which starts to make more sense if she's pretending Bonnie doesn't live with her:

The “carer” stuff has been going on for ages. This does seem like a reasonable explanation - kindness using Twitter as a public record that she has a carer who drops in regularly, and definitely not a live-in boyfriend. I think we even remarked that it seemed like Bonnie had been dumped because of the change of language.

It is always possible that Bonnie actually moved out of there imo. Who would want to live in the rat hostel, and more importantly, with munchie-mode Alyssa.

He pretty obviously did live there to begin with though, during the dogsitter arc etc, so presumably that’s the time period he’s worried about or Penny is trying to snitch about.

 

[AssignedEva]

Sounds like Bonnie's about to get served.

That's a good point actually - if Colorado permits substituted service then the "scary man" could have given the papers to Kindness (and would explain why he was "scary"), but if she insisted he didn't live there and refused to accept the papers, then it wouldn't work. It could also work if they delivered it to a workplace (since he's her "carer" it might count) but only if the person was compos mentis, so if she's pretending to be especially retarded that could be another tactic.

If Paul is pretending to live on the Tranch (and therefore has some acreage between the Tranch House and the gate) or some vague third location, and Kindness is too mental to count as a trusted adult, then they'd basically need to track down his actual workplace. Otherwise they'd need to do a stakeout (I'm hopeful for a gangstalking saga).

The only question would be who would be trying to serve him papers? Would he be getting subpoenaed? Is one of the Tranch's neighbours trying to sue him over the superfund site he has created? I think it's safe to say Penny and Co aren't trying to sue him because they don't have the money to pursue a lawsuit.

 

[Oxyjen]

The only question would be who would be trying to serve him papers? Would he be getting subpoenaed? Is one of the Tranch's neighbours trying to sue him over the superfund site he has created? I think it's safe to say Penny and Co aren't trying to sue him because they don't have the money to pursue a lawsuit.

Omg we’re going to get a replay of the Freedom Acres intro, with body cam footage of Paul firing a shotgun over the head of the server as he runs for his life across the tranch wasteland!

 

[glass_houses]

The only question would be who would be trying to serve him papers? Would he be getting subpoenaed? Is one of the Tranch's neighbours trying to sue him over the superfund site he has created? I think it's safe to say Penny and Co aren't trying to sue him because they don't have the money to pursue a lawsuit.

What is the financial status of the Tranch property and the Tranch business? We know that at least one third party business naive enough to business with them is out of pocket by a considerable amount, and I would be very surprised if there was anyone who dealt with them that hasn't been left in the lurch. From memory they haven't paid the sticker/merchandising company that made their branded tat, and I think they royally fucked over the processor that cleaned and spun the raw alpaca fleece into yarn. Also, who is paying the mortgage on the Tranch land? We know that Bonnie's mum made the down payment but what of the ongoing mortgage? I can honestly see those fine principled anarchists deciding that banks were landlord scum and simply refusing to acknowledge the debt there, too.

Then there's the environmental impact; we know that everything has been trashed and destroyed, and I sincerely doubt that anything ever was stored appropriately there, so in addition to rotting animal carcasses and random rubbish everywhere, there is bound to be chemical waste left on the ground to seep into the water table. And speaking of animal carcasses and the water table, the occasional dead beast is a common consequence of farming, but burying hundreds of animals carcasses all at once is very upsetting to the people who write environmental and agricultural legislation because it's a fuckhuge environmental and public health disaster if it's done improperly and without notification to appropriate authorities.

When you really think about it, who wouldn't be trying to sue the Tranch?

 

[Oxyjen]

When you really think about it, who wouldn't be trying to sue the Tranch?

Kiwi Farms Inc. TUR is a valued source of raw material, and never fails to deliver.

 

[Coccxys]

A lolsuit (or two) would instantly boost this to the greatest season of TUR yet.

Publicly accessible documents of sperging and throwing open all the backroom shit would be amazing to have, especially whatever evidence they present.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

A lolsuit (or two) would instantly boost this to the greatest season of TUR yet.

Publicly accessible documents of sperging and throwing open all the backroom shit would be amazing to have, especially whatever evidence they present.

Hopefully the proceedings are public so we can have a Colorado based Kiwi give us a live report on what toy Kev Kev takes with him to the stand.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

If it is a process-server that's given us this full-retard Kindness performance, I wonder if it's foreclosure paperwork. We know Philip was paying the mortgage, because Paul bitched about him paying late on twitter. Can the bank argue that Paul has abandoned the property if he hasn't lived there or made payments for a year, and initiate a quickie foreclosure?

Hopefully the proceedings are public so we can have a Colorado based Kiwi give us a live report on what toy Kev Kev takes with him to the stand.

Bad Dragon dildo dressed in Barbie clothes.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Someone should buy regular feeding troughs, spray paint "Mattel" on the side, and tell Kevin it's a trough that transforms into an Alpaca coffin. You could make about a thousand bucks a trough that way.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Someone should buy regular feeding troughs, spray paint "Mattel" on the side, and tell Kevin it's a trough that transforms into an Alpaca coffin. You could make about a thousand bucks a trough that way.

Hasbro owns Transformers though. Mattel is Barbie, He-Man, Polly Pocket, Hot Wheels, Fisher-Price, and Monster High (I literally only know so many of those because of which department I buy toys for little girls in the family from. Toy stores are kinda weird in current year with how they organize it by brand). My Little Pony is Hasbro too and he collects those. I think writing Hasbro on the side would be wiser.

What is with Hasbro brands and internet degeneracy though? Like Mattel avoids most of it.

 

[SadLonelyLoser]

What is with Hasbro brands and internet degeneracy though? Like Mattel avoids most of it.

All part of their marketing strategy. They try and appeal to people who have poor financial skills. With this context, every decision wizards of the coast has made recently makes a lot more sense...

 

[stupid frog]

Hasbro owns Transformers though. Mattel is Barbie, He-Man, Polly Pocket, Hot Wheels, Fisher-Price, and Monster High (I literally only know so many of those because of which department I buy toys for little girls in the family from. Toy stores are kinda weird in current year with how they organize it by brand). My Little Pony is Hasbro too and he collects those. I think writing Hasbro on the side would be wiser.

What is with Hasbro brands and internet degeneracy though? Like Mattel avoids most of it.

Mattel is mostly for actual children. Hasbro leans in to whatever perverts like the material.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It just dawned on me that Penny and Kevin are both semi-functional hoarders.
Kevin hoards toys, Penny hoards animals.
They only stop hoarding when the space runs out or they have to vacate.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It just dawned on me that Penny and Kevin are both semi-functional hoarders.
Kevin hoards toys, Penny hoards animals.
They only stop hoarding when the space runs out or they have to vacate.

Bonnie said Jen hoards board and cardgames, and from picture evidence I'm sure that's true. It's a circle of enabling and it's one of the big reasons they work together.

 

[Temperance]

More leaked Patreon videos:

Spoiler: Videos

The pregnant goats both gave birth. Four kids.


The alpacas still have to scrounge for spilled food and are often chased away by the goats or sheep.