The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

More Patreon videos leaked:

Damn. In every one of those clips, the crappy plastic feeding buckets are being commandeered by one sheep or goat each. The alpaca just mill around, getting butted away whenever they try to feed, and competing for individual handfuls of pellets from Penny. Mark my words, those healthy dominant alpaca are soon going to start looking like the scrawny ones from the Tranch. Whoever made the comparison to Joseph's dream of the thin cows eating up the fat ones, it was very apt.

 

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Well now. This is interesting…
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The return of the suicide squad

 

[greenthrowaway]

I normally don't like podcasts but I might give this "Blocked and Reported" a try.
I never really understood why so many posters here hate journalists, and why so many journalists disparage the farms as a source. Many kiwis act like journalists already - we like to document things, uncover what's really going on, archive and record things so others can read it, and "get the scoop" so to speak. Also a lot of the primary sources that are compiled here are perfectly good and easily verifiable.

All Journalists are Bastards

Imagine being so disgusting lowlives that editors that would sell first rate outrage on prime time pull a story about you. lol, lmao even.

They are doing their jobs. Editors in journalism don’t correct grammar or check sources. Their job is to narrative police and in this case it would be sinful and against their purpose to publish anything critical of a protected caste, unless they were no longer convenient or if they were suspected of not being ideological followers/soldiers.

If any outlet published this, the editor and journalist would be permanently blacklisted from mainstream work.

Most of these outlets operate at a loss. They aren’t trying to get clicks or readers but only push the propaganda that ensures they’ll get hired once their job eventually folds.

These people don’t operate on truth, and most books on Marxist policy describe them with 99% accuracy and predictability.

 

[AnOminous]

Whoever made the comparison to Joseph's dream of the thin cows eating up the fat ones, it was very apt.

These monsters shouldn't be allowed to keep as much as a goldfish. God troons are the dumbest, most destructive vermin alive.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I know the answer is they are fucking useless retards who can't even properly take care of a Cat, but why NOT buy a proper feeeing trough? I'm just a retard on the internet who has never farmed a day in my life l, but I do know feeding troughs are ubiquitous on Animal farms.

 

[FatalTater]

Do proper feeding troughs come in multiple bright fun colors?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The local fuck and suck is run by the notorious alt-right figure known as Sneed.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If these retards had a pet rock, they'd somehow find a way to kill it.

 

[Divine right to rule]

That they still hold cattle, at a location that is way less suitable than the last one, after killing over a hundred alpaca through incompetence, makes them even more despicable.
They are fucking incapable of backing down after screwing up, they would burn down the whole world to keep their idée fixe running for one more day.
Just eat one of your guns Penny, you are unwilling to live without harming other beings for no reason.

 

[stupid frog]

Do proper feeding troughs come in multiple bright fun colors?

We have Transformers, surely we can make do.

But the alpaca might have to wait until they release a real food trough that transforms. And make sure Kevin buys more than one, cause he won't share.

 

[Meiwaku]

Random stuff about Paul Liistro (@paulsl_3).

• Dox here and here.
• He first showed up in this thread here.
• Old post showing Paul interacting with Aldo and the Tranchers here.

This guy really pisses me off for some reason so I wanted to expand because I thought this was funny:




Bitching about an ugly chick who broke his heart last month. Like for real why the fuck would you post pictures of someone like that being sad you dumb retard.


F A T
So the beard matches what is below...


Potential fb? It's posting a lot of the same crap that he would normally post about boogaloos and capitalism. Not archiving because not wanting to faildox.

Spoiler: Potential Facebook pictures

Lol ugly

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Temperance XIV, what makes the "they used the kids as human shields!" total bullshit is the bodycam of the cops when they wasted the Aiden.

I think he meant that adult victims at the school used the dead kids as human shields, not the troon. I shouldn't even be surprised that he'd be so delusional, considering who is saying that shit, but.... much wow, such troonacy.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

I know the answer is they are fucking useless retards who can't even properly take care of a Cat, but why NOT buy a proper feeeing trough? I'm just a retard on the internet who has never farmed a day in my life l, but I do know feeding troughs are ubiquitous on Animal farms.

Not to mention, I'm pretty sure Penny could just build a functional trough out of like, 5 pieces of scrap wood and an hour. It speaks volumes that they won't even do that. The little dollar tree kid's buckets are pathetic

 

[Toilet Grenade]

I know the answer is they are fucking useless retards who can't even properly take care of a Cat, but why NOT buy a proper feeeing trough? I'm just a retard on the internet who has never farmed a day in my life l, but I do know feeding troughs are ubiquitous on Animal farms.

My guess is they're too lazy to do it.

 

[Procopius]

Not to mention, I'm pretty sure Penny could just build a functional trough out of like, 5 pieces of scrap wood and an hour. It speaks volumes that they won't even do that. The little dollar tree kid's buckets are pathetic

He doesn't even need to bother to do that. If you want to know how lazy troons are, just have a look at this screenshot from the first of the videos posted on the last page.



See that long black thing. That's a feed trough. Upside down. All he has to do is fucking turn it over. No screws, no nails, no power tools, no unwinding extension cords into the yard. Bend down, flip it over, stand up. Even fucking Kevin should be able to do that.

 

[AssignedEva]

What's the logic here, Bonnie moved out but was still getting mail sent to the tranch but now that there's no one there to collect it he is homeless? Is this stupid or am I?

He's saying he doesn't live with Kindness and never did, merely that he had his post sent to Kindness while he was "homeless".

Now we know that isn't true because they openly talked about living together and posted loads of photos and videos (including that Islamic cream pie photo after Kindness apparently woke up to Bonnie shoving his duck in her unconscious body) but they're now both trying to retroactively claim otherwise and are using social media to share that claim seemingly unprompted.

I would assume it's to commit some sort of benefit fraud, either because Bonnie's full time job disqualifies Kindness from something if he lives with her, or so they can get some sort of caring allowance if he doesn't live there but comes over to "look after" her (read: leaves her to piss in frisbees). Now he has the Tranch back he might be trying to pretend he lives in the ruins.

It'd be pretty funny if Penny had reported them for benefit fraud and they're scrabbling to cover their asses but it's probably just Bonnie thinking he's being wiley.

 

[Temperance]

Well how mysterious. I wonder for whose benefit this is?

What's the logic here, Bonnie moved out but was still getting mail sent to the tranch but now that there's no one there to collect it he is homeless? Is this stupid or am I?

He's saying he doesn't live with Kindness and never did, merely that he had his post sent to Kindness while he was "homeless".

Now we know that isn't true because they openly talked about living together and posted loads of photos and videos (including that Islamic cream pie photo after Kindness apparently woke up to Bonnie shoving his duck in her unconscious body) but they're now both trying to retroactively claim otherwise and are using social media to share that claim seemingly unprompted.

I would assume it's to commit some sort of benefit fraud, either because Bonnie's full time job disqualifies Kindness from something if he lives with her, or so they can get some sort of caring allowance if he doesn't live there but comes over to "look after" her (read: leaves her to piss in frisbees). Now he has the Tranch back he might be trying to pretend he lives in the ruins.

It'd be pretty funny if Penny had reported them for benefit fraud and they're scrabbling to cover their asses but it's probably just Bonnie thinking he's being wiley.

I think you're right about the benefits fraud! @notafederalagent also posted something similar in the Kindness thread:

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1641960052327337985 (https://archive.ph/RXWs8)
SNAP is colloquially known as "food stamps" in the US. If you ever hear people talking about EBT, it's the card they issue you for the SNAP program. I'm guessing they're defrauding the government by saying that Boner doesn't live there, because he probably makes enough money to disqualify them for a household of two. That would explain the whole "carer" thing. That way he can say he doesn't technically live there but still spends an inordinate amount of time there. The "stressful" paperwork she mentions in some recent tweets is probably when they evaluate you to see if you still qualify every once in a while.
https://cdhs.colorado.gov/snap (https://archive.ph/SjSFE)

Stressful paperwork:


Kindness also tweeted some weird stuff about a package delivery which starts to make more sense if she's pretending Bonnie doesn't live with her:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Kindness also tweeted some weird stuff about a package delivery which starts to make more sense if she's pretending Bonnie doesn't live with her:

How the fuck does this retard even function?

 

[niggers]

How the fuck does this retard even function?

she's just pretending to be retarded. she does nothing but smoke weed all day and think of ways to waste the good will of others.

the only silver lining is that she probably makes fat Paul's life a living hell, mewling at him for care she doesn't need.

 

[Constellationzero]

Even fucking Kevin should be able to do that.

Hold up. There's no box. There's no "transforming." Are you sure Kevin can handle that?