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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
God damn, I dislike being the devil's advocate, but that's pretty mild and a good chunk of posters here could be considered just a violent extremist/fedposters by this standard.
The whole thing was an obvious LARP to anyone that paid attention the entire time, and I think a healthy proportion of this thread users are pro-2A for different reasons. Say what you want about the tranchers, but they never randomly killed people or advocated for it, even when the very real earl was actively trying to destroy them. They're grifters, but the didn't promote a mass shootings and still act like they didn't kill an alpaca (minus all the ones admitted to, ignore those).
If you have some discrepancy to make between you being armed and them being armed you obviously don't understand rights very well; shit has to work universally or it's not a right. People constantly acting like there's a white/trans/black/whatever genocide can defintely be called out, but tranch people didn't do that unless I missed something way bigger. Equating random calls to have a gun to "shoot up an elementary school" is fucking childish and on its face untrue.
 
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Say what you want about the tranchers, but they never randomly killed people or advocated for it, even when the very real earl was actively trying to destroy them. They're grifters, but the didn't promote a mass shootings and still act like they didn't kill an alpaca (minus all the ones admitted to, ignore those).
It's a good question if Phil wants a gun club for troons, a LARP session, or actual militia to boss around back in his Tenacious Battalion period. Whatever it was, he wanted company, power, and respect, and to shoot guns. He at least seemed to be interested in learning how to make improvised bombs according to BonBon for whatever that's worth and went silent around that time along with the Paul Liistro involvement.

Ultimately he's a gigantic pussy who wants his cozy life shitting his pants, pretend farming, and being a burden on society. They don't advocate for killing random people since they want to be heros,. Theoretically, the FtM monster shooter did too: it's why she targeted the bigoted christian school she used to go to, revenge for life and revenge on Christian conservatives voting against trans things. The best I can say about the tranch is that Penny seems like if he wanted anything done he'd rather go for the top brass causing the problem & the people actively engaging with trans people/he baits into attacking. An adult TERF was seen as a combatant to him, but his paranoia extends to "combatants" rather than those around him in his stolen valor LARP: who's there to worship him if he breaks some of those laws (even if the woman protestor wasn't breaking any, it was in his and Bonnie's head)?

TL;DR, Penny has the urge to provoke fights so he can still yell "DON'T TREAD ON ME" and shoot and intimate things to soothe his ego but isn't sociopathic enough to go that route nor is he willing to give up life with his hoard of animals and his hoard of stank ass men who eat junkfood and weed with him all day. He's an activist hero in his own mind, even if his vision of it is fucking stupid, but more importantly he's not compelled to punish everyone, just those he sees as active enemies.

The other founder, Bonobo, I could see trying to punish people more harshly: he's trying to get Tenacious shut down because they hurt him personally, not because it was the right thing to do. He goes scorched earth out of selfishness and doesn't care as much where the wildfire burns, as long as he gets his. He's still fat, lazy, and selfish, which fortunately prevents him from moving an inch of his easy chair aside from whinging about it on the internet and dealing with it through the law (as the law can legally hurt the tranchers more and he just wants revenge they can't fight against).
 
quote reply is being retarded, but phil and the bombs definitely are the most damning evidence that people just went out and tweeted.
The shooter lady/man has no tranch connection, and I could find 5 or 10 more probable instigators if I believed the stochastic terrorism meme (I don't) by logging into twitter.
I find it hard to believe that anybody on the tranch contributed to any of the child murder especially given that they're well past their prime and trying to take care of a dozen alpacas and a few goats on their parent's landlord property
E: my main objection is that there's absoultely no tranch connection to the shooting. You really don't need it to dislike alpaca murderers
 
Every time we begin pointing out their horrible animal husbandry all I can think is: There’s nothing stopping them from going to tractor supply or rural king..
Of course there is all rural folk are 100% irredeemable fascist maga-chuds so the tranch troons can't go those places or the entrity of troondom will be genocided.

They have to throw out all rural knowledge of any kind otherwise they're collaborating with the nazees. Besides their urban consoom background makes them better than all those hicks anyway.
 
that's pretty mild
I personally completely disagree. there's nothing mild about making and posting multiple pictures with takes like - and I quote - 'they want to kill us all' from twitter accounts created to collate these sorts of radical posts into one lovely schizo account. not to mention they post these images alongside links to websites made entirely to radicalise trans-identifying males, i.e. males who are already increasingly unhinged and violent and who are much more likely to already be threatening to beat and/or murder anyone they disagree with. all of the content made to post on these twitter accounts and their associated websites are made entirely to radicalise unhinged troons, many of whom then go on to share this radicalisation content, because it's twitter and doing that shit is as easy as clicking a button.
a good chunk of posters here could be considered just a violent extremist/fedposters by this standard
this is a good point, and I do vaguely agree. that being said, once again, the difference between singular posters on this website posting on threads about specific groups of people wanting to 'murder us all' is entirely different to an individual making entire accounts and websites dedicated to spreading that hot take, all supported by blatantly untrue fearmongering images including links to these accounts/websites that will then be shared across the internet. those posters stick to their threads on this website and I assume do not go out of their way to try and radicalise other retards. while they may be going a bit far and while they could be considered 'extremists' to a degree, it isn't comparable to the organised schizoposting that these radical gun-toting trannies engage in that is done solely to radicalise on a mass level.
 
I find it hard to believe that anybody on the tranch contributed to any of the child murder especially given that they're well past their prime and trying to take care of a dozen alpacas and a few goats on their parent's landlord property
E: my main objection is that there's absoultely no tranch connection to the shooting. You really don't need it to dislike alpaca murderers
Don’t get me wrong, reposting that stuff was prompted by the Nashville murders, but I didn’t claim there was any direct connection.

It’s a general comment on the wisdom of fetishising gun ownership, putting out ideas of revenge, armed struggle and connecting the message that you (the trans person) are a targeted minority whose life is threatened, to the ability to shoot back, or perhaps shoot first. It’s proper cult-like, psycho shit.

It’s a bit different from confirming your 2a right to responsibly own a hunting rifle or whatever.

That one meme literally promotes doing terror attacks in response to being called a groomer.

The person quoted is not one of the core tranch members but certainly stayed there and helped Penny market his range training days or whatever. Supporter donations will have gone towards making such content.

Is there an epidemic of trans shooters? No, of course not, there’s literally one case. Does shit like this encourage there to be? IMO, yes.

I’ve no idea what the manifesto will say, but there’s a high chance that “trans genocide” will come into it.
 
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Well how mysterious. I wonder for whose benefit this is?
 
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Check out the number of replies/retweets/etc. :lol:
I listened to the podcast, but the Tranchers sadly weren't mentioned specifically. It talked about the Nashville shooting and the more general trend of transgender people being obsessed with a fictitious "trans genocide" and becoming more militant & radicalized as a result.


Speaking of the Nashville shooting, Shiteater Jen is going full-on, deranged conspiracy theorist about it.

A trans furry on the Fediverse claims that one of the pastors at the Christian school was a sex pest, but this was covered up. I don't know if it's true, but here's the links that were provided:
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/articl...ke-huckabee-books-was-accused-of-child-molest
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopl...le/some_dark_history_from_covenant_church_in/
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The troon is implying that the shooter might have been molested while attending the school, and that was possibly the motive for the shooting. I'm not saying that's impossible, but it sure smells like cope / DARVO to me.

Shiteater Jen responds to the above with an even wilder, more disgusting theory:
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Jen suggests that the three dead kids were used as human shields by the cops. This was too far even for the furry troon - who immediately disagreed. Jen reveals that his human shield theory is simply based on "ACAB". What a vile person...
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> Christianity started as an anti-semitic death cult

Please tell me the definition of Semite, oh wise troon.
Literally only Jews were allowed to follow Christ at the outset. "Anti-Semitic death cult." They know even less about Christianity than they know about keeping alpacas alive.
 
Literally only Jews were allowed to follow Christ at the outset. "Anti-Semitic death cult." They know even less about Christianity than they know about keeping alpacas alive.

One they cracked the door to let in Samaritans, its was only a time before the filthy Greeks got in, and its been all down hill since then.
 
What's the logic here, Bonnie moved out but was still getting mail sent to the tranch but now that there's no one there to collect it he is homeless? Is this stupid or am I?
Unsure, but why bring it up with zero context like that? Why is it worth mentioning, and to whom?

I sense a “I have teh reciepts” vibe.

But Bonnie over-promises and under-delivers every time.
 
Unsure, but why bring it up with zero context like that? Why is it worth mentioning, and to whom?

I sense a “I have teh reciepts” vibe.

But Bonnie over-promises and under-delivers every time.
The Tranch is in him and his mother's name, right? He was never 'homeless' he just needed to man up and evict the no longer wanted tenants.
 
Unsure, but why bring it up with zero context like that? Why is it worth mentioning, and to whom?

I sense a “I have teh reciepts” vibe.
Random thought and memory:

Back when we first got married, the wife and I shared a house with another couple. We moved out after a year or so (all friendly and stressless, we're still friends to this day), and got our mail forwarded for a few months in case we'd missed changing address with anyone. During the mail forwarding period, we got at least 6 letters for the couple who were still living in the old place. Postal workers are in the main pretty fucking awesome, but they're not perfect.

Maybe Boner received a couple letters he shouldn't have?
 
God damn, I dislike being the devil's advocate, but that's pretty mild and a good chunk of posters here could be considered just a violent extremist/fedposters by this standard.
The whole thing was an obvious LARP to anyone that paid attention the entire time, and I think a healthy proportion of this thread users are pro-2A for different reasons. Say what you want about the tranchers, but they never randomly killed people or advocated for it, even when the very real earl was actively trying to destroy them. They're grifters, but the didn't promote a mass shootings and still act like they didn't kill an alpaca (minus all the ones admitted to, ignore those).
You should be commended for sticking to your principles, even when deviating from them would let you point score with people on the other side. I wonder if the media pundits will show the integrity you have: because I sure have heard a lot about stochastic terrorism and how rightwing rhetoric is literally fueling mass shootings. I'm sure it'll still be as big a cause for concern for them when the armed militias doing the agitating also happen to be on a cocktail of mood altering hormones.
 
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