Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

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According to Xaniberries (@niggerstank) ChristorianX's new alt has been identified. All you had to do was follow the damn train stop defending Flamenco

Someone @ him and ask where Ariel is buried, thanks.
 
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According to Xaniberries (@niggerstank) ChristorianX's new alt has been identified. All you had to do was follow the damn train stop defending Flamenco

Someone @ him and ask where Ariel is buried, thanks.
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He literally cannot help himself trying to Pedoguard that sick twisted freak.
After he was caught trying to get Ped to go through his Internet history and delete any CP on the Christorian X account he slithered off and went right back to trying to sweep up for that sick pedo fuck.
Now he exposes himself again.
What is it about this twisted fuck that makes this faggot viper so desperate to clean up for him?

 
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What are you even getting out of this CX? All that's happening is that you find a new name, act like a faggot and then people call you a faggot. I can't imagine anyone is giving you money, if they are they're wasting it. You're not getting laid (haha) because all you managed to do was look creepy to an e-thot who ghosted you after trying to milk you for money. The sektur is completely dead and nothing interesting is going on there. Why not just go argue about politics on twitter like everyone else with nothing better to do? I genuinely can't comprehend it.
 
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What are you even getting out of this CX? All that's happening is that you find a new name, act like a faggot and then people call you a faggot. I can't imagine anyone is giving you money, if they are they're wasting it. You're not getting laid (haha) because all you managed to do was look creepy to an e-thot who ghosted you after trying to milk you for money. The sektur is completely dead and nothing interesting is going on there. Why not just go argue about politics on twitter like everyone else with nothing better to do? I genuinely can't comprehend it.
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Because Christorian X is a retarded cringe faggot with intense autism and nothing going on in his life. Trying to understand the mindset of a guy that sent tens of thousands of DMs on ChudBuds in like 2 months is not a fruitful endeavor.

I knew ever since I read his “Open Letter to Ethan Ralph” and when he started trying to monetize his gay and autistic Speed Racer avatar that he was a cringy ass faggot. He’s done nothing but prove me right, and beyond my wildest dreams.
 
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What are you even getting out of this CX? All that's happening is that you find a new name, act like a faggot and then people call you a faggot. I can't imagine anyone is giving you money, if they are they're wasting it. You're not getting laid (haha) because all you managed to do was look creepy to an e-thot who ghosted you after trying to milk you for money. The sektur is completely dead and nothing interesting is going on there. Why not just go argue about politics on twitter like everyone else with nothing better to do? I genuinely can't comprehend it.
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He even calls himself a faggot lol in an effort I guess to "maintain his cover" :story:
When he was DMing me on Chodebuds during his campaign to sweep it up for Ped and let everyone know how he was just a misunderstood faggot version of Chris Chan and everyone should feel sorry for him, we had quite conversation about Chris X and who was the bigger faggot, him or Kinochet, in which the PozViper agreed that, without doubt, Christorian was by far the biggest faggot :story:
I guess at least he's right about one thing.
Seriously, all this shit over Pedmenco.
If I wanted to go full tinfoil Id be wondering if it isn't because Ped has something over the Viper he doesn't want getting out, maybe Ped hooked him up with some jpegs from that creepy German Steam group...
Not really but it certainly makes you wonder why he's so obsessed with cleaning it up for someone so repellent that has proven time and time again is unable and unwilling to take any advice.
Its quite fitting really, being caught trying to get Ped to sanitize his creepy Internet history was what ruined the Viper the first time round, and despite that he's done the same thing again.
If you ever want to find his new sock, just shit on Pedmenco, and watch for whoever comes to white knight the chomo fuck.
 
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When he was DMing me on Chodebuds during his campaign to sweep it up for Ped and let everyone know how he was just a misunderstood faggot version of Chris Chan and everyone should feel sorry for him, we had quite conversation about Chris X and who was the bigger faggot, him or Kinochet, in which the PozViper agreed that, without doubt, Christorian was by far the biggest faggot :story:
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Imagine calling yourself a faggot online just to keep your super serious Internet Deep Cover. That’s a next level amount of autism and embarrassment. It’s time to log off bro (not happening).

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christorian x's first twitter account was notoriously clowned on back in the day. any of you guys remember this? lmao
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I’ll bet 10 bucks that Christorian X is a virgin. No fucking way has this guy gotten laid other than with a hooker or raping some poor woman. He was probably planning to roofie and sodomize Ariel on their Bourbon Tour.
 
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Really the worst part about this breed of person who's constantly behind the scenes DMing people trying to run stupid little schemes, is they won't ever stop.

I have to figure maybe they're losers overall and this petty internet drama stuff is the first taste of social sway they've experienced in their entire life, and the fact they can actually be a part of something someone cares about is so euphoric to them that once they get a taste they're hooked.
Trying to insert themselves into drama (or make drama if none exists) becomes like an addict chasing a fix.

There have been a number of people like this in the site's history, and they're always despicable. They spoil everything by constantly needing to try to turn anything that happens into a game only they and a handful of other morons are interested in playing. And they never fucking stop. I really dislike them.
 
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Really the worst part about this breed of person who's constantly behind the scenes DMing people trying to run stupid little schemes, is they won't ever stop.

I have to figure maybe they're losers overall and this petty internet drama stuff is the first taste of social sway they've experienced in their entire life, and the fact they can actually be a part of something someone cares about is so euphoric to them that once they get a taste they're hooked.
Trying to insert themselves into drama (or make drama if none exists) becomes like an addict chasing a fix.

There have been a number of people like this in the site's history, and they're always despicable. They spoil everything by constantly needing to try to turn anything that happens into a game only they and a handful of other morons are interested in playing. And they never fucking stop. I really dislike them.
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People like Christorian X are the type to both desire a social life and be too unlikeable to have one. If they tried any of this gayops shit with a real person they'd very quickly be punched in the face, but because the internet has no bottom to how unlikeable a person can be while still existing, these faggots can skip around being banned and generally reviled without being excluded, which is paradise for them. I don't even think Christorian will be that embarrassed about being outed as a retard, just like with a humiliation fetish, he's probably jerking it at the prospect of having so many eyes on him.
 
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Really the worst part about this breed of person who's constantly behind the scenes DMing people trying to run stupid little schemes, is they won't ever stop.

I have to figure maybe they're losers overall and this petty internet drama stuff is the first taste of social sway they've experienced in their entire life, and the fact they can actually be a part of something someone cares about is so euphoric to them that once they get a taste they're hooked.
Trying to insert themselves into drama (or make drama if none exists) becomes like an addict chasing a fix.

There have been a number of people like this in the site's history, and they're always despicable. They spoil everything by constantly needing to try to turn anything that happens into a game only they and a handful of other morons are interested in playing. And they never fucking stop. I really dislike them.
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I picture it like this: Guys like this must imagine incredible mechanisms at work on the other side of the screen, and he's the conductor of this 5 Star internet conspiracy, where every word he writes online is like a New Lever to pull and everybody is just on the edge of their seat. Reality is more like "okay retard" tho.
 
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Christorian X assumes so many identities, any one of you could be one of his sock accounts and not even know it. You thought you were a real person; a living, breathing, sentient human being with dreams, desires and memories. In reality, your just a creation, a figment of the sick imagination of a cringy tryhard faggot. I hope you are devastated.
 
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