Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

I never knew much about him except that he's a zoophile & Null likes him, but after watching the Sardonicast 133 out of curiosity due to RRR & M3GAN review, & holy shit, this fucker might be the most pathetic reviewer I've seen, he's no better than a modern game journalist, except for films. His RRR review actually made me seethe every time he opened his mouth, just due to the plain layers to his retardations.

>Not paying attention to the film from the start (in his film livestream).

>Playing it at 1.5x speed & fucking up his own subs.

>Skipping scenes all the time.

>Not even completing the film. MovieBob criticized him for this once too, imagine making MovieBlob look correct, let alone better in comparison.

>Calling it "unimpressive" & "boring" of all things, which are 2 of the most objectively wrong statements you can throw at this film.

>Watching this film, despite adamantly & autistically hating the director's last films (Bahubali 1 & 2, they're kino films, kinda like India's own LotR). If his Squid Game review alone is anything to go by, he's retarded when it comes to foreign media. Mind you, despite his fun-nazi, artfag nature, he hated a grounded Indian film before too, I think it was called The Lunchbox or something. Which makes it confusing why is he watching these if he has such a bad track record with them?

>Joking how everyone will call him "le racist" for the bad review to deflect from criticism against him, while stereotyping a wholly different film industry, country & culture, without any knowledge of it. Also, not even trying to pronounce shit right (after all that Koreaboo shit he was pulling, it's not surprising, he did this then too). All the while defending it with a "I have foreign films in my Top 10's", is the equivalent of "I'm not racist, I have minority friends".

>The pretentious dissonace of hating this film, yet liking Neil Breen films.

How can someone have such a narrow-minded tunnel vision about the art form he has dedicated his life to is beyond me. You know something is wrong with your film critique when Hasan Piker & Cosmonaut had better takes on the film. Hell, Hasan literally tried to make the film some commie/socialism message (it's not), & Cosmonaut is a niggerfaggot lolcow.

What's even funnier is that at first I thought it's just me dilating due to a great film being thrashed, if not borderline slandered by a retard. But apparently Alex & even Ralph to an extent liked the film, & Alex is a half-brit liked it the most. Hell, even the comments of the video are calling Adum out.


Edit: Read through the whole thread, forget being a bad reviewer, he's just a detestable human being. I'm surprised he didn't troon out yet, he seems like a prime candidate for this type of thing.
 
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Womble of Wimbledon said:
I don't think people appreciate just how pathetic YMS is. He doesn't regularly embarrass himself like other cows do but his whole existence is extremely embarrassing.

This guy fucked up his spine from watching movies 24 hours a day and fucked up his wrist from "typing" (read: wanking) too much.

He does online movie reviews for a living and gets years behind schedule then scolds himself for working too hard.

He gets fat and bloated from sitting around all day and drinking to excess.

He loses a bit of weight because he starves himself in order to get fucked up the arse by a black man, then shares absolutely skin-crawling nudes and says he is doing better than ever before!

He isn't very funny, he just makes me fucking uncomfortable.
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Honestly I still somewhat like YMS because he did pioneer a good review alternative to so much of the channel awesome and other film spheres that plagued the 2010s, I still believe he is 'somewhat' intelligent but his constant history of Pervy furry shit bordering on zoophilia, strange and pretentious attitudes towards film and a shitty work acumen have really put me off the guy. I was excited for him ripping apart
The Lion King but considering how he just abandons entire products for years how he did with Synedoche NY, I can assume he’ll just leave it on hold until he can be arsed to do something about it. What a dipshit.

Honestly other than Redlettermedia can anyone recommend any other good alternatives to online Film critics that deal with the same sphere of work as Adam? Considering how the whole world of film criticism has just become a sea of zombified thought what other good options are there? I used to like Adam for a while because he seemed at least somewhat intelligent and even If i find him grating I like Sardonicast with Ralph and IHE because even though they are also hacks they are much seem more likable and are not coombrained furries like YMS. Other than RLM what other good alternatives are there for funny yet unpretentious and good movie/tv critics out there?
 
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This was the most recent YMS video to pop up in my feed and it was a refreshing break from his long winded overly reiterated rants that overuse memes; especially when the media is obviously bad. YMS's humor, at least for me, works much better in small chunks or with other people as it's mostly quick quips that either need to keep refreshing or bounce off other peoples jokes. Funnily enough this movie also provides a certain look into YMS's degeneracy due to the heavy feature of an animated horse and even though its disguised as memes he definitely codes in his desire to get rammed by horsecock. In that same vein it is comical to watch a particularly sexually deviant gay man take the piss out of the stereotypical gay representation. Overall its a fun video, especially when you can ignore the horse fetishism.
thegooddoctor said:
H e scored pretty highly when i was on that stream, indicating 'probable autism" I'm not surprised honestly considering how bizarre his tastes are.
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That tracks considering that YMS definitely has a kind of autism voice. he's definitely has refined it over the years but clearly his film and horse obsessions were autismesque behaviors already. As a related note the March 17th 2023 MATI stream has Null mentioning in the first couple of minutes of Pamerperchu section (46:40) that AI has a hard time replicating the autismspeak that Null and many Lolcows seem to have.
 
I know I might just be a salty tard and I'm letting my God Hand addiction show, but seeing Adam shit talk Hi-Fi rush before finishing the tutorial and of all things being mad at how simple it is before unlocking a single move at the shop is pretty wild. I completely gave up on watching a single YMS video related to video games outside of the Y0 playthru cause man he talks like he is a lot better and more knowledgeable than he is. Maybe he always sounds that way and I just assume he really does know what he's talking about with film but jesus he's got no tolerance for anything in games and will take any opportunity to jeer and criticize even when it isn't justified. I can understand if the game doesn't appeal to him but if you won't even make it through the tutorial then surely you shouldn't try streaming it.
 
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Laburnum said:
I knew it'd be a matter of time before coomers started using AI voice cloning for their sexual gratification but I'd never have guessed Adam would jump on the bandwagon so soon. It's literally just audio simulating Scar fucking him.

The worst thing is the posts below that are videos of him jerking off (link NSFW), so he's already been putting that shit to some obvious use.
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I don’t know how his fanbase just casually accept all this degenerate shit from him from now on
 
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Laburnum said:
I knew it'd be a matter of time before coomers started using AI voice cloning for their sexual gratification but I'd never have guessed Adam would jump on the bandwagon so soon. It's literally just audio simulating Scar fucking him.

The worst thing is the posts below that are videos of him jerking off (link NSFW), so he's already been putting that shit to some obvious use.
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I want to go back to the few minutes before this when I didn't know YMS was a full-on degenerate furry who posts dick pics on Twitter and thinks it's hip to fuck dogs among many other horrifying things. Not that I was even a fan of him in the first place, though.
 
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Mega Negroid Gyroid said:
Is his highlights/clips channel not enough to share his arctic political takes?
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No. This is mostly showerthoughts, adum edition. I mean, he has that Adum does stuff channel he only uses for his patreon hang outs he could use.
 
tehpope said:
Adum starts another channel ala Little Joel.

We're never getting that Lion King 2019 part 2 are we?
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Seeing his face up close is kind of creepy, I can almost see how greasy and unkempt his hair is in such detail. He could use a makeover.
 
thegooddoctor said:
I don’t know how his fanbase just casually accept all this degenerate shit from him from now on
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Pyrocynical had fat furry art for pfps for ages. He showed his phone wallpaper having a planet-sized fat furry on it. Dude never hid and yet people acted as if it was a surprise, and even then, let it die not a month later. Porn has become so normal that pretty much all communities contain it. The fact he still feels like posting himself, with his own face and name, is just weird.

I never liked this greasy faggot and I see nothing but criticism of him, yet whenever I mention him, people come out in droves showing love. No idea why.
 
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Can't wait for Adam to talk about his opinion on guns and how the conservatives are demonising trannies in his next stream
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Adam is streaming Elden Ring right now as of writing this message, His video game commentary sucks. On top of being very bad at games

I'm sure he won't get help from his chat to cheat and trivialise the game.
Ofcoarse he's going for the the most basic bitch Moonveil spam katana build on the instructions of his chat. The build used by the majority of the player base. The chat is basicly playing the game for him. He's not making any decisions for himself.



As you can tell from the clip, Adam is an unhinged man who is very insecure and gets overly defensive even from mundane questions. As if everything is an attack on him.
 
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Subhuman Degenerate said:
Adam is streaming Elden Ring right now as of writing this message, His video game commentary sucks. On top of being very bad at games

I'm sure he won't get help from his chat to cheat and trivialise the game.
Ofcoarse he's going for the the most basic bitch Moonveil spam katana build on the instructions of his chat. The build used by the majority of the player base. The chat is basicly playing the game for him. He's not making any decisions for himself.

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As you can tell from the clip, Adam is an unhinged man who is very insecure and gets overly defensive even from mundane questions. As if everything is an attack on him.
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If he gets as much handholding as he did through the other Souls styled games then he'll be led by the nose through the whole thing. At best his editor will lightly razz him for being a chickenshit or missing obvious things.

Not usually the sort to get irritated by someone playing 'wrong' or what have you but he's obscenely dense while playing these games. Flips shit at the drop of a hat and gets hoisted by the chat through the whole damn thing. Pretty sure he also got a direct summon assist through one of them but at least that one is a game mechanic.
 
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