DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

did you see the thick, fat, greasy pizza pie he ate yesterday? He always spergs out about authentic this and authentic that but the pizza he ate is the first thing people think of when they think of what an Americanized pizza looks like.

thats as authentic as he's gonna get from a west coast chain restaurant. he called it deep dish i believe? that looks more like a pan pizza.

 

[Corpun]

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Phil has plenty of time but nobody wants to be friends with him

The times he talks about how he has no time for friends really does confirm DSP is basically living a LARP of what he thinks a mature adults life is like. Mature adults have no time for friends, relaxation, or trips, droob. They are too busy working and spending time with family. Everything he said in that to justify his lifestyle is such a bizarre cope of buzzwords, especially maintaining the household. Dumbfuck does ZERO maintenance on WaKhando. But not, it's not that he's a lazy fuck (You are Dave), it's that he's incredibly busy. I'd wager both Howard and Rambo find time outside of work to hang out together, like most mature resposnible adults.

Fuck me dude, this guy is such a retarded manchild and I hope Dave and Linda have cut him out of the will.

Bless PoP for making Phil's content tolerable.

Will never understand the retards who sperg out saying PoP a-logs too much.

Darksydephil, DSPGaming, KOGaming, DSPReacts. Then there are some older ones I am not sure still exists: DSPStreetfighter, DSPRedDeadRedemption, DSPfinalfantasy and so on

Does he still have that channel where he played the skeleton man in a gay representation of his haters?

 

[Robust User]

thats as authentic as he's gonna get from a west coast chain restaurant. he called it deep dish i believe? that looks more like a pan pizza.

He doesn't know the difference between pan pizza and deep dish.

DSP is basically living a LARP of what he thinks a mature adults life is like

He's weird.

 

[Balr0g]

He doesn't know the difference between pan pizza and deep dish.

Phil is too stupid to even make a good pizza 8or even a decent one) so of course he doesn't kow what type of Pizza he eats. Heaven forbid he ever travels to Italy and orders a pizza there he would snort "That is no authentic Italian pizza!"

 

[NaggotFigger]

Phil is too stupid to even make a good pizza 8or even a decent one) so of course he doesn't kow what type of Pizza he eats. Heaven forbid he ever travels to Italy and orders a pizza there he would snort "That is no authentic Italian pizza!"

Because Phail was way too used to American pizzas, and being so retarded to the point he is unaware about what pizza he eats. At this point the only Western kind of cuisine Pigroach only knows is American cuisine.

 

[Fapcop]

Gotta hand it to Phil, he still knows how to squeeze shekels out of dent heads and detractors alike!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil is too stupid to even make a good pizza 8or even a decent one) so of course he doesn't kow what type of Pizza he eats. Heaven forbid he ever travels to Italy and orders a pizza there he would snort "That is no authentic Italian pizza!"

lol i would love to have phil go on a trip to italy
"dood, my family isn't from this part of italy"
"this is americanized italians, okay?"

 

[Comma]

Nothing shows his greed better than his own actions.

For example: the tips goals during his birthday marathon, which he was constantly upping with at least $50 every time the "goal" was met.

If the goal had been "I take a shot of gin every $100 in tips (cumulative)", then it at least would have made some sense, but this is pure greed and simply a complete lack of respect for your adience.

Like... who the fuck does evil shit like this? DSP is lucky to be such a nobody in streamer land, because anyone else with somewhat of an audience would've been canceled over this.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I am officially deceased.

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Mr. italian must think there's only 1 'italian cake'. Polish tard.

Every time Phil calls his roommate and a fucking cat a family im reminded of how delusional he is

Even if the horse and phil had a real relationship, no one in the actual world would call that a family, thats one of the things i would have liked Craig to ask him in the interview althought the answer would have surely been pig autistic nonsense.

You think he was teaching the cat how to ride a bicycle.

Phil is an idiot. To prove that he didn't take down any channels, he showed the history of one of his alt channels at proof. How do I know that it's not his main account?

In the video, on the takedown request list, you can clearly see 2 video takedown requests for the channel "DSPGaming". Meaning, the channel that he was using had previously striken his main "DSPGaming" channel. You can't issue a strike against your own channel, i.e. he couldn't be logged into "DSPGaming" and strike "DSPGaming".

When I brought it up, he went into his "well...geesh, that's weird. YouTube is broken..."

Another L for our boy Phil.

How sad is it the (space) gaming probably has a whole shitload of strikes listed.

 

[Fapcop]

Nothing shows his greed better than his own actions.

For example: the tips goals during his birthday marathon, which he was constantly upping with at least $50 every time the "goal" was met.

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If the goal had been "I take a shot of gin every $100 in tips (cumulative)", then it at least would have made some sense, but this is pure greed and simply a complete lack of respect for your adience.

Like... who the fuck does evil shit like this? DSP is lucky to be such a nobody in streamer land, because anyone else with somewhat of an audience would've been canceled over this.

The worst part is that I don’t even think he does it consciously.

He doesn’t think “How can I squeeze as much money out of people as possible”, his greed has just become a part of who he is.

Turbo-Begging and hustling autists is just as natural for him as breathing.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Kind of feels like after the spectacle of the interview arc we may be winding into a boring period of DSP for a while until he does something retarded again once tips start to dry up like they always do.

I was enjoying the "declining tips every month leading to increasing desperation" arc he's had going for the last six months, but it looks like the birthday celebration is going to end that trend.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Phil is too stupid to even make a good pizza 8or even a decent one) so of course he doesn't kow what type of Pizza he eats. Heaven forbid he ever travels to Italy and orders a pizza there he would snort "That is no authentic Italian pizza!"

My brain still hates my eyes for having seen this.

 

[Robust User]

I don’t even think he does it consciously

I would say early on with youtube it wasn't, but he's always been about how to get one over on a business to get free shit, like complaining about a perfectly good meal because they did him a favor and gave him extra mayonnaise on his chicken sandwich.

 

[Corpun]

I was enjoying the "declining tips every month leading to increasing desperation" arc he's had going for the last six months, but it looks like the birthday celebration is going to end that trend.

Dent Government Money just came in if I am not mistaken. He's probably fucked himself over for the rest of April at least. Especially since all that money is now gone and he will be dependent on emailing a whale to support him for the rest of the month.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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Phil has plenty of time but nobody wants to be friends with him

The load of this prick. Listen to him try and LARP at being an adult.

Phil, you're "family" amounts to a shovel-jawed whore and a declawed cat. You're "job" consists of playing video games badly for a bunch of wheelchairs, watching videos and acting like a retard. You have all the time in the world. I can't believe in the 15 years he's been on YouTube and all the time he's lived in Renton, Washington, this fat fuck hasn't made a single fucking friend.

This whole thing is just cope. It's easy to say that Phil's "too busy" to make friends and spend time with them because he's a big boy now, because that's better than saying that his narcissism, distrust, and tendency to use people is what pushes people away from him. This clip is a little above 30 seconds, and yet it manages to illustrate just how much of a shut-in DSP is. Fucking pathetic.

For the record, Maximilian Dood is about the same age as him, if not a bit younger. He has an actual family; he's got a wife and a kid of his own. His friends still come on his streams to hang out with him, and he's cordial with several big members of the fighting game community. Max is just as busy as Phil is, but he actually manages to make the time instead of hide under the blanket of adulthood.

 

[Power Glove]

It's easy to say that Phil's "too busy" to make friends

Everyone I have ever heard say they are too busy to make friends and have a social life are each and every single one of them people incapable of having such relationships in life.

 

[l o l]

Saw these on Twitter and posting for posterity.
The Snort Burnell clip is an OG, the first two I believe are really recent?

 

[Crooked 16th]

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My brain still hates my eyes for having seen this.

Phil's Instagram is pure gold

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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My brain still hates my eyes for having seen this.

Pre shredded cheese because it's not fully melted, never use that shit they spray it so it holds its form at anything higher than forty degrees and the dough looks like it started it's life in a tube with pilsburys heat and serve italian bread on the side.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

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My brain still hates my eyes for having seen this.

It still baffles me how it manages to look so awful, like the crust was pre-cooked then the sauce and toppings were slapped on haphazardly.
I bet you that thing's still soggy in the middle, too.