Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Lurker said:
:gunt:HORSE. PASTE.:gunt:
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Such amazing contributions to this thread.
JustSomeDong said:
I don't give a fuck about the horsey sauce, but this disingenuous bullshit about ivermectin being only for horse parasites is dumb. One thing I have noticed is that it's often said by the same kind of dumb bitches who do shit like take birth control "just to regulate their cycle and clear up their acne."
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I bet that's what nuked Lurkers hairline.
 
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AnOminous said:
None of you people have pointed out dick, you've just made weird claims anyone who gets the vax will immediately keel over dead, then keep moving the goalposts like weirdo apocalypse preachers who insist the world is going to end, like, any day now. And then act like I'm supposed to disprove your retarded spittle-spewing gibberish based on nothing but your viewing of Alex Jones.
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Just 6 more months bro and all the sheeple will die and us heckin basederinos will inherit the earth! 8 more months, another year, two years ?
 
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Snappy Turtle said:
vaccine probably won't hurt you, it's just worse for you than covid would have been
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I did have COVID and I was only down for about a day and a half. My dad who who is older and has other medical problems was advised to get the booster by the doctor he has trusted for years and when he got COVID he had no symptoms. I could believe the booster helped keep him symptom free whereas I with just the first and second round was knocked out for a day. Both of us are healthier than we have been in years. My dad has been a little slower this year but he is older and definitely needs to adjust to that fact. The experience I had after getting the vaccine was less intense than the COVID.

I think people sperging about people dropping dead any day now are socially maladjusted. I don’t care if you got the vaccine or not. I don’t think anyone is better one way or the other. People acting like tards on both sides should be bullied out of the public eye until they admit they’re cringe. It’s time to move on and spend your time doing something more productive.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's kind of a senile retard you know.
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Agreed that people who think unvaccinators will probably die are retards

R00T said:
I did have COVID and I was only down for about a day and a half. My dad who who is older and has other medical problems was advised to get the booster by the doctor he has trusted for years and when he got COVID he had no symptoms. I could believe the booster helped keep him symptom free whereas I with just the first and second round was knocked out for a day. Both of us are healthier than we have been in years. My dad has been a little slower this year but he is older and definitely needs to adjust to that fact. The experience I had after getting the vaccine was less intense than the COVID.

I think people sperging about people dropping dead any day now are socially maladjusted. I don’t care if you got the vaccine or not. I don’t think anyone is better one way or the other. People acting like tards on both sides should be bullied out of the public eye until they admit they’re cringe. It’s time to move on and spend your time doing something more productive.
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"Time to move on and spend your time doing something more productive", he said on the message board. This topic isn't a waste of time more than any other one. The vaxx rollout and mandates were the most egregious instance of bodily autonomy being violated I've ever seen, I'm not going to forget about that. Agreed that people who unironically think all vaxxies will drop dead are retards, but I think a lot of those kinds of posts are shitposts. On the other hand there are ostensibly smart, educated people who genuinely think a 20-something choosing not to get vaccinated is putting his life at risk.
 
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R00T said:
I think people sperging about people dropping dead any day now are socially maladjusted. I don’t care if you got the vaccine or not. I don’t think anyone is better one way or the other. People acting like tards on both sides should be bullied out of the public eye until they admit they’re cringe. It’s time to move on and spend your time doing something more productive.
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Silence. Since not getting the vaccine my life has improved immensely; in fact I wish I would've not gotten the vaccine sooner.

I walk around town, my heart muscles pumping my body into a state of godhood, my immune system so strong that it reaches out and attacks pedestrians that walk by too aggressively; you think you're experiencing static shocks? No, that's the unvaccinateds' immune systems collectively attempting to eliminate all potential future threats.
My muscles bulge, they've microscopically re-threaded themselves into bizarre and arcane formations providing strength that makes carbon nanotubing look like dental floss.

The townsfolk look and they say "There he goes, I bet he doesn't get the Covid vaccine all the time". The women swoon, the men are jealous but too enamored to be mad.

Would we be in the same place we are today if folks had not gotten the Covid vaccine back in the 90s? Perhaps even earlier? Who can say.

Point is, these individuals are clearly correct: not getting the Covid vaccine is undeniably the most important thing in life, both physically and spiritually.
 
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Never had COVID, and I had some close calls. So far, so good.
Uberpenguin said:
Silence. Since not getting the vaccine my life has improved immensely; in fact I wish I would've not gotten the vaccine sooner.

I walk around town, my heart muscles pumping my body into a state of godhood, my immune system so strong that it reaches out and attacks pedestrians that walk by too aggressively; you think you're experiencing static shocks? No, that's the unvaccinateds' immune systems collectively attempting to eliminate all potential future threats.
My muscles bulge, they've microscopically re-threaded themselves into bizarre and arcane formations providing strength that makes carbon nanotubing look like dental floss.

The townsfolk look and they say "There he goes, I bet he doesn't get the Covid vaccine all the time". The women swoon, the men are jealous but too enamored to be mad.

Would we be in the same place we are today if folks had not gotten the Covid vaccine back in the 90s? Perhaps even earlier? Who can say.

Point is, these individuals are clearly correct: not getting the Covid vaccine is undeniably the most important thing in life, both physically and spiritually.
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Then, five grandmas died around your presence.
 
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Hey remember when everyone was sperging out about masks?
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They didn't work, lol.
 
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