Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Fatcat]

At first it was supposed to be something short but that I had so much to say to that Eva boy
https: //www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4ssosc/i_feel_we_pushed_yanderedev_to_post_a_poll_about/

 

[SomecallmeUnidentified]

So like many people, i have joined Kiwifarms because of this thread. I was introduced to yansim back in September of 2015.
I used to be a fan of yansim, until one day i came across a video named "YandereDev is Evaxephon" and from there i started digging and my whole image of YandereDev and all hope i had of yansim becoming a good game were shattered in an instant.
Eventually i came across Kiwifarms, and, after lurking for a bit, here i am.

Anyways i just visited Eva's streaming site and was lucky ( or should i say unlucky ) enough to catch Eva and his friends, in the middle of a stream. The level of cringe is real. What with Eva's fascinations with the boobs of Ibuki from street fighter.

Anyways about Mulberry, her fascination with Eva makes me question whether she knows what we know about him. She seems to have had 3 failed romances so it seems hes taking advantage of her. Anyways:

 

[Juri]

At first it was supposed to be something short but that I had so much to say to that Eva boy
https: //www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4ssosc/i_feel_we_pushed_yanderedev_to_post_a_poll_about/

I got no fucking clue how subreddits are moderated (or anything about Reddit in general), but I can just fucking FEEL the incoming ban.

Semper fidelis to all are armed Fatcats.

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

Oh god, so on top of JavaScript he's not using Version Control software. What could go wrong?

He claims, his wage should be 3.5k Shekels, because he works 84 hours a week. REALLY?!

For that money he could outsource the game to China or India (or me)

 

[BigBlueberryBabbu]

Using straw man like this is the worst way to get a point across, Alex. Especially if it's a dumb point.
Shouldn't someone who wants to be a respected indie dev care about how people perceive him anyway? It only goes to show he really doesn't know how to please anyone but himself.

At first it was supposed to be something short but that I had so much to say to that Eva boy
https: //www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4ssosc/i_feel_we_pushed_yanderedev_to_post_a_poll_about/

Can't wait for him to go absolutely fucking nuclear over that.

 

[Fatcat]

Pray for me, I'll let you know if I get ban or get an answer, can't wait.

 

[Trombonista]

In other news: Eva still not smart enough to at least hide his creepy pervsona. And declares anyone who goes to his ''private'' stream to ''spy'' on him, is a shitty person. Full of compliments for his fans, as usual.

Couldn't he just ask his friends for contact info in the stream so they could all move to Skype?

 

[Juri]

Couldn't he just ask his friends for contact info in the stream so they could all move to Skype?

Well yeah, but if he does that he won't have anything to bitch about. Can't have that now, can we?

Using straw man like this is the worst way to get a point across, Alex. Especially if it's a dumb point.
Shouldn't someone who wants to be a respected indie dev care about how people perceive him anyway? It only goes to show he really doesn't know how to please anyone but himself.

He can't even conduct himself decently when he isn't pretending to be a dev, so I imagine anyone that isn't a rabbid Yandere Simulator fan will end up developing a dull contempt for him as soon as they realize how much of a douche he is to anyone who doesn't shower him with ass pats.

He should just get a PR person and have them interact with Redditors and the people on the blog site on his behalf, it'd give him more time to focus on making his game and would give him fewer opportunities to make an absolute ass out of himself.

He won't do that, though, seeing as he thinks anyone and everyone (except him) is retarded and would need to be babysat on the basics of answering emails of all things.

 

[shatmasher]

Does anyone else think that it's kinda weird for a girl that appears to be quite young such as Mulberry is thirsting over, well... Alex? (who is almost 30 and apparently to leads her on, maybe he keeps it going)
Also hey, first post.

 

[my eyes hurt so much]

Does anyone else think that it's kinda weird for a girl that appears to be quite young such as Mulberry is thirsting over, well... Alex? (who is almost 30 and apparently to leads her on, maybe he keeps it going)
Also hey, first post.

Actually she is like 24, just because she acts like a angsty teenager doesn't mean she is one... well the teenager part

 

[deliciouscake]

Let's be real here; Mulberry's tits are not nearly big enough to satisfy Alex. He'd drop her in a second when VR waifu simulators become real.

 

[Juri]

I know I'm pointing out the obvious here, but I think it's kinda nuts how many people have joined the Farms just because of this thread.

I got no complaints, of course, but I just find it funny that Yandere Simulator (and Eva himself) has so many skeptics and critics.

 

[LucasSomething]

I know I'm pointing out the obvious here, but I think it's kinda nuts how many people have joined the Farms just because of this thread.

I got no complaints, of course, but I just find it funny that Yandere Simulator (and Eva himself) has so many skeptics and critics.

This thread has been spreading around the net more and more, both on tumblr, reddit and others. If i search Evaxephon on google this thread is the first result that comes up, and if i search YandereDev it's the last of the first page. It's safe to assume a lot of random curious people or fans are coming here and learning about him.

Which is fucking great because more people are getting aware that Alex is an awful person and even worse game developer. He is trying to be transparent about his plans but that doesn't inspire much confidence, even his loyal subreddit fans are skeptical of his capabilities.

I wonder how many non users are keeping up with this thread just waiting for him to crash and burn...

Let's be real here; Mulberry's tits are not nearly big enough to satisfy Alex. He'd drop her in a second when VR waifu simulators become real.

She also doesn't have pink hair and isn't an underage schoolgirl so he would never date her. Good for her

 

[TyuErt]

If i search Evaxephon on google this thread is the first result that comes up

Same with bing.
This game may be reaching the end of its days, which is actually kind of disappointing. I did want to see the final product, as the game itself intrigued me. Maybe someone will come along and end up making a better, more accurate one. God damn outdated cliches and tropes...

 

[Keystone]

Well when that day does arrive, I hope the lurkers at least come out of the shadows for a day or two to laugh with us.

 

[X_X]

I know I'm pointing out the obvious here, but I think it's kinda nuts how many people have joined the Farms just because of this thread.

I got no complaints, of course, but I just find it funny that Yandere Simulator (and Eva himself) has so many skeptics and critics.

The thread has 217,517 views. The milk must be good from this lolcow.

 

[Nap-Kin]

I think it's heartwarming that a cow is bringing us all together.

In other news: Eva is trying cover his arse because of his threats to dox someone

Spoiler: Caps

And lol, look at who reblogged it

 

[c-no]

Browsing 8Chan's /v/ earlier, the op post on a thread of the game brought this video up.

The video shows all that YandereDev has said, such as his saying "don't tell me to stop easter eggs, it only takes 30 seconds".

Thread that mentions this:
http://archive.is/DJpfF

 

[Epidosite]

Get a mirror, maybe? Or perhaps even a 10-minute break from watching hentai to go outside for once? I wonder if young Eva knows what the sun is. Or if he knows anything at all outside anime boobs, and underage schoolgirls.

 

[TsumTsum]

"Because I work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week... I have no time for my hobbies anymore... I haven't watched a new anime in months... "

Except that one time you took a whole week off to play a new game. Or all those times you stream. Or the many many hours you spend making love to your sex doll.

Edit :

Look at his weeb ass comment on these Japanese girls' YouTube.