Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Rust]

Somehow this gremlin man and his PedoSim™ get worse every time I visit this thread.

That spreadsheet @LucasSomething posted in the thread is atrocious if it's supposed to be the outline he wants his modelers/artists to work to; where are the high priority assets?? Why is animu hair a medium priority asset, but character body models are low. You want someone to seriously model what, 5-10 unique hairstyles before knowing what the head is gonna look like? Yeah, that's not gonna piss off anyone willing to work for you or make the work look janky.

And that goddamn bike minigame. Why is he trying so hard to shoehorn it in? So he can flail his arms and screech "I'M THE GREATEST AT CODING! QUIVER BEFORE MY JAVASCRIPT SKILLS, FOR I HAVE CREATED A 10 SECOND TIME WASTER FOR ASSPATS"?

Maybe when Eva finally goes off the deep end and goes full ero he'll repurpose it into a dick-riding minigame instead - at least that way he'll have something new to jerk off to.

 

[WhiteZauberei]

This new blog post is GOLD!

It took 27 months, but Yandere Simulator finally has an official website!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA... It's like self-awareness wrapped in a sarcastic overstatement, that is actually spot on!

Oh, and also some worrying news: That poll. 82% fully support him beyond a shadow of a doubt. Another pure dick stroke Eva needed and got. Looks like his support is still higher than we think.

 

[Epidosite]

YandereDev doesn't care about other people's approval, he's a big boy now.
I mean, it's not like other people have opinions right?

 

[Fatcat]

Can't believe he's almost thirty years old, come on Eva, why are you still acting like a child throwing a tantrum because her mom said no ?

 

[Keystone]

YandereDev doesn't care about other people's approval, he's a big boy now.
I mean, it's not like other people have opinions right?

Alex doesn't seem to understand that with that kind of attitude you will eventually piss off a large majority of your fanbase, and not just a minority.

Like that fighting game mechanic he wanted to implement but backed down from because the fans said "Um, no." Apparently in the future he'll tell all those people to fuck off. That would cause people to leave, tarnish his Yandev image, and in turn would lead to everyone finding out he's EvaXephon.

So go ahead Alex, just tell everyone to fuck off like a petulant little bitch. I'm sure it won't cause any problems.

 

[WhiteZauberei]

Alex doesn't seem to understand that with that kind of attitude you will eventually piss off a large majority of your fanbase, and not just a minority.

Like that fighting game mechanic he wanted to implement but backed down from because the fans said "Um, no." Apparently in the future he'll tell all those people to fuck off. That would cause people to leave, tarnish his Yandev image, and in turn would lead to everyone finding out he's EvaXephon.

So go ahead Alex, just tell everyone to fuck off like a petulant little bitch. I'm sure it won't cause any problems.

I think it really depends on the feature he's trying to defend. That fighting game mechanic would have been huge ass work for him, so maybe he thought: "Oh well, I'll let that one slip by, even if it shortens my Shekel milk time."
But he really can't take a joke when it comes to his sexual preferences... That's why the whole game isn't some sarcastic anime shit, but rather his idea of a good, seriously taken game.

Ugh...

 

[Oddjob OTP]

He took some really bad viagra once, now he's cursed to have a 24/7 boner. Tragic.

If there's anything I know from watching TV in the 90's it's that if you have an erection that lasts 4 or more hours you should seek immediate medical attention.

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

Wait, wait, wait, hold up. You're telling me that between C# and JavaScript he chose JS? Fucking unbelievable. And that man wants to build a reputation of professional game developer.
I pity that professional programmer Eva wants to hire. God, what a mess Eva's code might be.

Maybe he's using the ArnoldC version of Java.

 

[BigBlueberryBabbu]

If there's anything I know from watching TV in the 90's it's that if you have an erection that lasts 4 or more hours you should seek immediate medical attention.

You see, that would require money that Alex doesn't wanna use. He's got more important things he needs to pay for like E3 passes and sex dolls. He's really adamant about the sex dolls.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Also, do you know who's this dude? He has "Writer, YandereSim" in his bio. Eva needs other people to write his games for him?

I assumed "Writer" meant someone doing the character dialogue/flavour text stuff because it's another thing Alex/Evaxephon is too bloody lazy to do.

 

[Watermelon1337]

Agh! I honestly hate the new art Eva is using.

The artist seems to have no grasp on anatomy. Yandere is twisting her body in such a way that it reminds me of the old Spiderwoman comics. The clothing doesn't fold like how it should naturally and the faces are extremely out of wack. The old artist he had, despite not being the greatest either, was heaps better then the new one. What probably bothers me the most is that he does have a good artist under his belt.

Eva's perveted ways will always be a mystery to me.

I never really noticed how mediocre the art was in general because my eyes just immediately go to the horribly unsettling faces.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I never really noticed how mediocre the art was in general because my eyes just immediately go to the horribly unsettling faces.

That girl looks like she's about to fire bloody lasers out of her lower eyelids..

 

[TyuErt]

I just realized. Eva never planned to implement the brawling system. He only said anything about it, because he knew people would reject it. Then by not adding it, it would make it seem like he cares about what his fans have to say, thus gaining more credibility. Or I could be over thinking a bit, but eh.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

That girl looks like she's about to fire bloody lasers out of her lower eyelids..

She looks more like she's constipated to me.

 

[SomewhatNormal]

I just realized. Eva never planned to implement the brawling system. He only said anything about it, because he knew people would reject it. Then by not adding it, it would make it seem like he cares about what his fans have to say, thus gaining more credibility. Or I could be over thinking a bit, but eh.

No...that sounds about right.

 

[Ikea]

I'm a little late to the party, but it's pathetic how he desperately tries to hide his Eva profile.

Eva was the one who spammed 4chan, begging people to watch his streams.
Eva was the one who wrote rape fanfics and made the borderline hentai atrocity, “Lunar Scythe.”
Eva was the one who can't go a minute without talking about anime bewbs.
He's the one who purposely says “offensive” stuff solely to piss off the dreaded, oh so horrible, SJWs. By the way, tumblr makes up a good portion of his fanbase aside from 12 year olds who love the edge™.

Then, Lunar Scythe was shut down and everybody saw him as an annoying man child.
He tries so desperately to push the Yanderedev alias, but the dumbass can't even do that right.

He needs to stop right there with that “oh, that's private!!”
Now, you can argue that he doesn't want his fanbase seeing how much he's slacking off and to infiltrate his chat room. But we all know it's because he doesn't want people to know who “Eva” is. (The points I brought up earlier in this post.)
Chances are, if more fans knew he was Eva, they'd lose most of their faith in him.

No, he wants fans to perceive him as an “independent, hardworking game developer.” That's going to crumble to bits sooner or later.

 

[puzzlemasterPandora]

I never really noticed how mediocre the art was in general because my eyes just immediately go to the horribly unsettling faces.

I'm mostly looking at the oddly warped chin and the fat, square-ish cheeks. Her face shape in general is bothersome.

 

[Ikea]

This dude can't go one day without talking about boobs.

I don't even have words for this. Just why?
The coloring and shading are nice, I suppose.

Of course he'd choose the green one. Oh, Eva.

 

[Watermelon1337]

I see that his 'online girlfriend' or whatever Mulberry is already got over him being a sleazebag

 

[LucasSomething]

I just realized. Eva never planned to implement the brawling system. He only said anything about it, because he knew people would reject it. Then by not adding it, it would make it seem like he cares about what his fans have to say, thus gaining more credibility. Or I could be over thinking a bit, but eh.

I don't think so, Alex got very passive agressive when everyone rejected his suggestion, i'm sure he is still angry about it. Remember that he does everything for praise, if people don't like something then he is not getting praised then he changes it, at least he gets praise for "listening to the fans".

That's why i don't think he will stick to his choices. Despite saying "if this offends you stop following my game!" he still censored the panty inventory with that double layer excuse.

Out of all the bullshit comparisons Alex has made over the years, comparing his public stream to someone's nudes being leaked has to be the stupidest. And saying it's "fucked up" everyone knows about him being EvaXephon when he literally put no effort into hiding it.

He took some really bad viagra once, now he's cursed to have a 24/7 boner. Tragic.

I was going to mention this. The comparison makes me legit upset because Alex already got underage nudes before and kept them so that's one of the most hypocrite things someone could ever say.