Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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Breakfast 4 Dinner said:
As evidenced by the last Blue Apron foray Brianna has no idea how to season a dish.

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She did, however, season the spoon well for the photo op
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In fairness to Flynt/Wu, those black specks could be dead flies or gnats rather than Blue Apron's scrumptious seasoning.

And notice the filth on that stove top. It looks like old, rotting food on a layer of dust.
 
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Breakfast 4 Dinner said:
What the hell is wrong with those fries. Looks nothing like the photo. Are they sill partially uncooked? And Jesus lay off the Italian seasoning mix or whatever that is plastering the whole dish.
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They look very unevenly cooked, like either she overstuffed the pan or she didn't let the pan get hot enough before throwing them in (knowing Wu, it's both). There are probably a few fries uncooked in there. What worries me more is if Wu touched those fries with anything that touched the raw chicken.

I'm kind of shocked that Frank hasn't gotten food poisoning yet. It's amazing to think of what kind of privileged life Brianna must have lived to be able to get so far in her life without any inkling of basic life skills.
 
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Breakfast 4 Dinner said:
As evidenced by the last Blue Apron foray Brianna has no idea how to season a dish.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/rocket2-jpg.115072/

She did, however, season the spoon well for the photo op
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How do you fuck up seasoning? Has he never put something as simple as SALT on food ever?
It looks like maggots are feasting on the damn thing!
 
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I'm honestly surprised John never even tried to learn to cook. It would fit in with his love of all things stereotypically feminine - i.e. exactly the sort of thing he'd appropriate for the "Brianna" identity he created.

Unless... unless he did learn to cook, and he was even worse before. Quick, someone check the list of federal Superfund sites in Mississippi.
 
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So are we going to wait until tomorrow to count one more time that Brianna has stated that something big is about to be announced and absolutely nothing has happened?
 
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"Hmmm, why is the middle of this chicken burger pink? I thought we'd fixed that. Need to update."

"I could serve this burger any time, Frank, but GamerGate are harrassing me right now and I need to prep a burger press release!"
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If I could give you more than one winner I would. Dankest Wu meme of the week!
 
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Jaimas said:
Meanwhile Dark Souls fans the world over laughed at this shit for reasons that should be patently obvious.
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I brought up Dark Sun Gwyndolin in the first Wu thread. Since then, I've bounced the idea off a few feminists on the Internet that are still sane enough to be sociable with me. And noticed something a bit disturbing. There's a remarkable amount of pushback to the idea that the last god left in Anor Londo is "really" trans.

Brought up his dress, his feminine voice and his freakin' breasts. No dice. Less immediately obvious, the fact that he's extremely self-conscious of his appearance, y'know, like the actual trans people I know in three-dimensional space. He hides behind a hidden wall at the bottom of the Tomb while conducting his business up above with the image of his busty, conventionally attractive sister.

They point out that the flavor text still calls him "he" and that Gwyndolin never brings up any of this to the player. We've reached the dark point where a segment of the population literally cannot conceive of a trans person who is not the recently occurring, first-world living, declares it immediately, danger haired, tumblr having, tucute.

Entropy is grinding the world to dust. Soon there will be only dark. Slake the Lordvessel and link the flame. But first, Gwyndolin the Dark Sun would like to make a quick aside and insist the Chosen Undead refer to him as "xir."
 
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Walter Temple said:
I brought up Dark Sun Gwyndolin in the first Wu thread. Since then, I've bounced the idea off a few feminists on the Internet that are still sane enough to be sociable with me. And noticed something a bit disturbing. There's a remarkable amount of pushback to the idea that the last god left in Anor Londo is "really" tranny.

Brought up his dress, his feminine voice and his freakin' breasts. No dice. Less immediately obvious, the fact that he's extremely self-conscious of his appearance, y'know, like the actual tranny people I know in three-dimensional space. He hides behind a hidden wall at the bottom of the Tomb while conducting his business up above with the image of his busty, conventionally attractive sister.

They point out that the flavor text still calls him "he" and that Gwyndolin never brings up any of this to the player. We've reached the dark point where a segment of the population literally cannot conceive of a tranny person who is not the recently occurring, first-world living, declares it immediately, danger haired, tumblr having, tucute.

Entropy is grinding the world to dust. Soon there will be only dark. Slake the Lordvessel and link the flame. But first, Gwyndolin the Dark Sun would like to make a quick aside and insist the Chosen Undead refer to him as "xir."
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Is there a reason for that? They don't want transsexuals depicted as bad guys? I thought they'd jump on that and claim it was more tranny slander. Seeing how they're so willing to claim any "good" character is trans based on flimsy evidence, I find it pretty strange they'd ignore this.

Regarding Wu's cooking. It really does look like she's just now learning how to cook and present meals. She's got the jist of how a meal is meant to look but hasn't grasped the subtle things that make it work.
I understand why she loves Blue Apron so much: in her eyes it makes her look like a professional with very little effort. That's what Wu's all about, look like a pro but put as little work in as you can. Wu's all about appearance and no substance.
 
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Furina said:
Is there a reason for that? They don't want transsexuals depicted as bad guys? I thought they'd jump on that and claim it was more tranny slander. Seeing how they're so willing to claim any "good" character is tranny based on flimsy evidence, I find it pretty strange they'd ignore this.

Regarding Wu's cooking. It really does look like she's just now learning how to cook and present meals. She's got the jist of how a meal is meant to look but hasn't grasped the subtle things that make it work.
I understand why she loves Blue Apron so much: in her eyes it makes her look like a professional with very little effort. That's what Wu's all about, look like a pro but put as little work in as you can. Wu's all about appearance and no substance.
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I think they don't bother because the stupid ones among them can't get into Dark Souls enough to reach him in the first place, and the smart ones realize that the world of Dark Souls has such a completely different culture to reality, one where (lore-wise at least) gender actually does have a discernible impact on magic, that to try and pretend that they should bow to real-world considerations is a little too ridiculous. Plus FromSoftware is a Japanese company and SJWs tend to tiptoe around 'em, because, you know, cultural differences.

Also Wu thinks that home-delivered packaged crap is the way of the future, so he spergs about it the same way he does VR and AR. Never mind that only the most deluded of hipsters would believe that individually wrapping meals is economical or environmentally friendly.
 
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"Journalist" and "politics junkie" John Flynt asks: is this the first summer where there has been news?

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With regards to bottom post: I saw maybe six people post links about the Turkish coup last night, two of them being people who have direct connections to Turkey and the others being geopolitical spergs like myself. So I don't know who the bottom tweet is addressing but I assume it would be people like John, really.
 
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