Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Meowzers]

I would love to see her be able to read these comments. I can only imagine the response:

"How do you not remember that I died from cancer twice, and a gunshot once, last year? If I have cancer, I could die again. I've died 5 times in the last 2 years. Why are talking about me like this?"


Except misspell 3/4 of the words and add a couple Bs and Ns to it. Tag some faux relative's accounts for good measure.

bold of you to assume she even remembers any of her stories ironically i think we're the only people in the world who actually care to remember that she's supposed to have a litter of 50 chocolate babbies with her dead baby daddy she's been married to since 7th grade

 

[CaseyTatumm]

The lights off look in her eyes is very creepy. Sammie has it too. Lizard brains.

Great fatass is back with ET. Idk what the macaroni shit is but it looks dry as hell. Sammie you dont clean we saw your shithole.
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Can you imagine getting morbidly obese eating gross ass food like this lol.

Isn’t she supposed to have stomach cancer that was supposed to kill her but somehow not her unborn chocolate babby?

I know the tornado thing is not funny but their area is slowly turning into the city Gummo takes place. Fitting.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Read the caption. Someone is calling kim a cheater but she says they are in an open relationship. Lol cheating with who?

 

[Got Milk!]

Found Sammie or Kim's Twitter. Awful hard to tell which but with the trans flag I'm going Kim on account of her current appearance.

E: stolen from tranny thread

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Found Sammie or Kim's Twitter. Awful hard to tell which but with the trans flag I'm going Kim on account of her current appearance.

E: stolen from tranny thread

Lmfao jesus christ people are legitimately batshit insane.

Lucy and Bently on Easter. No sign of sammie. No posts about her kids on Easter. It's good she's not there but I'll always feel sad for kids growing up with no parents at all.



Kim's Easter. No idea who half the people are. Probably neighbors?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Wont let me edit my last post so sorry for double posting.

Sammie thinks she could make this for Darnell, lmfao. I wish she would attempt it.


Lol no kids, so she sits on her fat ass all day watching TV. Which to be fair we already knew.


Lying about the relationship length.


Kim did a tiktok. She has random marker on her face adding to her SPED look with the shitty haircut and fake dollar store nails.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3jXtpu/

 

[lindsayfan]

Sammie thinks she could make this for Darnell, lmfao. I wish she would attempt it.
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lol at sammie's hashtag, #YouBitchesCantMakeThis
yah girl neither can you!! please, please please try!

Kim did a tiktok. She has random marker on her face adding to her SPED look with the shitty haircut and fake dollar store nails.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3jXtpu/

are we sure that's not ringworm?

 

[Anne Hyroe]

are we sure that's not ringworm?

Even worse, are we sure they’re not hickeys?

 

[Trombonista]

Wont let me edit my last post so sorry for double posting.

If your posts are more than a day apart, it's fine.

Anyway, I'd suggest Kim use her time wasted on TikTok to teach Aidean how to read, but we all know she wouldn't be able to teach him much.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

Lmfao jesus christ people are legitimately batshit insane.

Lucy and Bently on Easter. No sign of sammie. No posts about her kids on Easter. It's good she's not there but I'll always feel sad for kids growing up with no parents at all.

It's disheartening to see Lucy looking more and more like Sammie as she gets older. Like I can see this awful bleak future stretching out in front of her and the cycle feels completely inevitable, you know?

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Lmfao jesus christ people are legitimately batshit insane.

Lucy and Bently on Easter. No sign of sammie. No posts about her kids on Easter. It's good she's not there but I'll always feel sad for kids growing up with no parents at all.

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Kim's Easter. No idea who half the people are. Probably neighbors?
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I'm glad to see Lucy and Bently having a good time at their Easter egg hunt.
Poor mites. Each time I see them I think about that video of Sammie dancing, screeching and swearing with Lucy copying her, desperate for attention.

As far as Kim's Easter is concerned, oh my.
Her face remains Most Punchable on the Farms.
A wee while back a wise Kiwi said that Aidean looked like a little old accountant called Levi, and now I can't think of anything else when I see him.
It's the most perfect description of anyone in all of history.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

random marker

Is that a bingo marker?

Also I love that even when fantasist Sammie is trying to come up with examples of what she does all day in addition to (not) caring for her children, the best she can do is watching TV. Way to shoot for the stars.

 

[Vi0l3t]

They broke up again, lol.


Shes on an Antonio kick again, she always is when shes single.


Sure you couldnt.


Of course she likes this stupid fundie.


Shes with her idiot friend at McDonald's probably being loud as fuck and inappropriate.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Plot twist: the man is Dalton and he’s been cheating with Darnell, not Sammie.

 

[General Disarray]

I'm actually kind of in my feels about Kim and Sammie. Maybe I'm giving them too much intellectual credit but it's scary as shit when tornadoes are in your area and it has to be exponentially worse when you live in a cracker box made of matchsticks. I live in a solid building with a concrete basement and we had tornado warnings for hours last night and even I was nervous.

I'm only laughing because when I lived in Tornado Alley way back when, there was a town close by called Foyil. FOYIL. It always struck me as so ironic.

Also Kim looks like a candidate for "14 or 40"; she is so oddly young-looking, like an actual child yet so haggard at the same time. Not surprising given the breeding stock but it is always weirdly off-putting (especially with that retarded tongue sticking out like a comic book kid struggling to write his letters correctly).

 

[Even more 8008135]

"Every woman's dream"

Only in Buttfuck, Hickistan, my friend.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Lucy and Bently on Easter. No sign of sammie. No posts about her kids on Easter. It's good she's not there but I'll always feel sad for kids growing up with no parents at all.

Ben looks JUST like Austin, holy shit. Poor kid It is really nice to see Lucy getting so tall and healthy looking. She was so sick and stunted when this thread started. It's weird because they're Sammies kids, but these two are the only hope I have for any children in the Sammieverse. Mama Bushart seems to be doing better and better with each kid. Sammie is a disaster, but Sabrina seems a little less like a waste of space. Maybe these two will be normal

 

[Vi0l3t]

Ben looks JUST like Austin, holy shit. Poor kid It is really nice to see Lucy getting so tall and healthy looking. She was so sick and stunted when this thread started. It's weird because they're Sammies kids, but these two are the only hope I have for any children in the Sammieverse. Mama Bushart seems to be doing better and better with each kid. Sammie is a disaster, but Sabrina seems a little less like a waste of space. Maybe these two will be normal

I agree, he really does look like austin. It's sad because they seem from the outside like sweet kids but then I see Bently doing finger guns to graphic rap songs and pray sammie never sees them again.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Sammie never seeing them again would be the best thing for them..

 

[Android raptor]

They broke up again, lol.
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Shes on an Antonio kick again, she always is when shes single.
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Sure you couldnt.
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Of course she likes this stupid fundie.
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Shes with her idiot friend at McDonald's probably being loud as fuck and inappropriate.
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Isn't that mixed-race quiverfull family the one that let a baby sit in dirty diapers so long she ended up in the hospital with a horrible infection? Or is there another token mixed family on the quiverfull scene?

Thank God Sammie is sterile and too overtly gross to end up in a fundie breeding cult (also most of them are pretty white save for a few token minorities here and there they can use to deflect racism allegations).