Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Why in the fuck would you have Warski do a cooking show? PPP, you fat nigger, did you forget what happened last time Warski cooked for you? It was a dollar store souffle so vile and wretched that even the you wouldn't eat it.

It's also perplexing that despite being 900lbs, lardass himself never seems to know how/want to cook. Then again, maybe I'm answering my own question, as it's evident that his diet consist of greasy goyslop and frozen section (filled with sodium benzoate, which is terrible for hormone production). If Ashton would learn to cook fresh food and control his portions, he wouldn't struggle so much to get up off the fucking couch.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Is that the guy that dresses like a fucking Genie that used to make videos about Elliot Rodger?
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Yes, and he brutally mogs Thinston and Smartski. If they start in on Cyrax, his tattooed scalp will tingle, sensing another grifter in his territory. The undead bones of Cyrax are his and his alone to gnaw on. He will tear apart their heads like rotten jack-o-lantern's.
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Daemon Sultan said:
Yes, and he brutally mogs Thinston and Smartski. If they start in on Cyrax, his tattooed scalp will tingle, sensing another grifter in his territory. The undead bones of Cyrax are his and his alone to gnaw on. He will tear apart their heads like rotten jack-o-lantern's.
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Oh shit lol he looks like he could fold Tardski in half and benchpress the Traitor.
Well, maybe.
PPP is FAAAAT.
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
They've been talking about doing mersh coverage since the very first episode and still have yet to deliver. Mersh is a hilarious lolcow who recently has been trying to grift off of stray cats (!), it sucks that podawful is the only person who covers him.
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They won't cover Mersh as he is Jesse's Cow and PPP hates Jesse.

TRS is one of the few direction they could go in. They could even avoid going after the bigger names and just provoke shit with Randbot and Sven.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Why in the fuck would you have Warski do a cooking show? PPP, you fat nigger, did you forget what happened last time Warski cooked for you? It was a dollar store souffle so vile and wretched that even the you wouldn't eat it.
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Because Warski is the boss and they do what Warski wants to do. According to Persp Tardski owns Kino Casino. Porks is just an employee. It wouldn't surprise me if I found out PPP sold his share of Kino Casino for a month's supply of chips. EDIT: Excuse me that would bankrupt Andy's dad. Supply of chips for one week.

Lobster Cult High Priest said:
They won't cover Mersh as he is Jesse's Cow and PPP hates Jesse.

TRS is one of the few direction they could go in. They could even avoid going after the bigger names and just provoke shit with Randbot and Sven.
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Mersh is probably one of Andy fwends too.
 
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hawkisnight said:
Because Warski is the boss and they do what Warski wants to do. According to Persp Tardski owns Kino Casino. Porks is just an employee.
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PPP is a gross fat disingenuous shit but I find Tardski even more repulsive.
His low iQ interventions and ooking and hooting are irritating enough, but he's also a fucking snake, and an Internet Tough Guy like Tonka, all the shows he derailed and made unwatchable last year bragging about his "training" and then he gets in the ring and its immediately obvious by how stiff and sloppy he looks he hasn't put in anywork at all.
It was obvious what he was as far back as Miami when he was trying to get that retard to shoot those faggots because he was afraid of a fistfight.
Andy Warski is Four Things, and all of them end with "faggot".
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
Mersh hates Andy because he used to make fun of him on his old show Twisted Minds with Kyler, Jesse, and Porsalin for a couple episodes.
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Mersh is such a fat clown easy to make fun of. If he's not Andy internet friend then what other posters said him being the main cow of Jesse and PPP refusing to have anything to do with Podawful is the only explanation that comes to mind. It's funny in its own way.
Maybe they share paypigs? I think they don't make fun of TRS because they share paypigs. Sven said some nice things about Kino Casino in the past. Might be the same with Mersh.
 
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Ok, since Asstroon and Tardski are shirking their duties today, it's up to me to provide a much-needed fix.
Episode 38: Let's Go, Ashton!
Includes RB16, RB15 and KC20.
We're at a time when Ralph got beaten up in Porchugo. The second time, not the first one.
Frankly, this episode should've been called "Let's Go" instead of the previous one. But that works too I guess.
Also, something that caught my attention - during the Andy Dick interview stream (KC20) Asstroon mentioned that 3k people are watching. Now they can't get even a third of that number. DEAD GAY SHOW.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Why in the fuck would you have Warski do a cooking show? PPP, you fat nigger, did you forget what happened last time Warski cooked for you? It was a dollar store souffle so vile and wretched that even the you wouldn't eat it.

It's also perplexing that despite being 900lbs, lardass himself never seems to know how/want to cook. Then again, maybe I'm answering my own question, as it's evident that his diet consist of greasy goyslop and frozen section (filled with sodium benzoate, which is terrible for hormone production). If Ashton would learn to cook fresh food and control his portions, he wouldn't struggle so much to get up off the fucking couch.
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I dropped 40 pounds in less than six months by totally changing my diet. No sugars, high carbs, and no junk food.

This is on top me being allergic to almost every fruit and most uncooked veggies.

It wasn't that difficult despite my circumstances. Seeing humans become whale sized while at the same time having no soul that cares about itself fills me some feelings. I think disgust?
Really it's not that hard if you want to actually do it, asston will never have the personal motivation though, and will die soon probably.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
Ok, since Asstroon and Tardski are shirking their duties today, it's up to me to provide a much-needed fix.
Episode 38: Let's Go, Ashton!
Includes RB16, RB15 and KC20.
We're at a time when Ralph got beaten up in Porchugo. The second time, not the first one.
Frankly, this episode should've been called "Let's Go" instead of the previous one. But that works too I guess.
Also, something that caught my attention - during the Andy Dick interview stream (KC20) Asstroon mentioned that 3k people are watching. Now they can't get even a third of that number. DEAD GAY SHOW.
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Why do they keep saying "LET'S GO!!!!" all the time? They always stay in the same place, both physically and metaphorically.
 
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