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Even a hammer made of the cheapest chinesium shouldn't break like that. What the fuck did that fat fuck do?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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Broke it on purpose in an attempt to go viral.
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How does this fat fuck manage to look so disgusting, greasy, sweaty and fat, like some fucking pervert, in every single picture of him? Even when he is going on TV, he manages to look like he fell out of a gay porn scene. A really fat gay porn scene. With lots of grease. Like he lubed up his mouth. Plus fat. And gay.
Whatever it was, you can bet it was befitting of his 1.2 GPA. And his obesity.
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Retarded fat swine literally nailing plastic on top of rotting wood with flaking paint.
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On this episode of just rolled in... Customer came in last for tacky plastic coverings on his stairs. After seeing how rotten the wood was, the shop recommended replacing it, but the customer declined all repairs. He is now back to the shop as his corpulent frame causes the rotten wood to collapse.
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You can see a real hammer in this shot. And what the fuck is a dremel doing at all involved.
Also using corded tools in Milwaukee in the year of Our Lord 2023.
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The Brothermen do a thorough rundown of the ways that Piggy has fucked up this project: Blob Vila. Worth a read.
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Patso abuses and neglects his tools as badly as he abuses his liver. He's also a moron, as any schoolboy knows, for using that hammer as a pry bar.
He didn't even countersink the screws. Hoo-leee fuck, that is just flat out incompetent. And on stair treads, a bit dangerous. I doubt he drilled pilot holes either. Note how some are not in straight. I doubt he spaced those treads properly, but with composites there may be less expansion. This is a bigger debacle than the fence, and potentially more expensive if someone injures themselves. Hope Patso has good homeowner's insurance.
He didn't replace the risers? Easiest time to replace those is when the treads are off. Folks, I don't think Patso actually earned a 1.2 gpa. We may have a case of stolen valor here.
He didn't even countersink the screws. Hoo-leee fuck, that is just flat out incompetent. And on stair treads, a bit dangerous. I doubt he drilled pilot holes either. Note how some are not in straight. I doubt he spaced those treads properly, but with composites there may be less expansion. This is a bigger debacle than the fence, and potentially more expensive if someone injures themselves. Hope Patso has good homeowner's insurance.
He didn't replace the risers? Easiest time to replace those is when the treads are off. Folks, I don't think Patso actually earned a 1.2 gpa. We may have a case of stolen valor here.
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Implying this fat, sweaty, greasy faggot even knows what pilot holes are. Or what countersinking a screw is.
The dude is literally retarded, and obese beyond the capacity of human measurement.
My dad taught me these things. But my dad wasn't a literal rodeo clown like Fatty's.
inconel
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Holy christ, what a fucking disaster! Why would you screw composite to that shit, wtf is wrong with you! Really showing off his 1.2 when he brags on Twitter about how the composite is going to last 40 years when he's driving the screws in to fucking rotting wood! This is fucking some sort of absurd performance art, this has to be fake. All of the manly man bluster and he's never heard of a shim or countersink.
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If he really thought that rusty piece of shit was new, I would love to bring George C. Parker back from the dead just to see what kind of stuff he'd sell him.
inconel
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I want to add that I'm almost positive the broken hammer was faked for twitter likes. It is extremely unlikely a hammer handle would naturally fracture like that even if used in the fattest stupidest manner. You would expect to see a lot more splinters and cracking running longitudinally up the handle. It is very difficult to cleanly fracture wood perpendicular to the grain like that. And looking at the wood right below the fracture, the handle looks aged and distressed but nowhere near decayed enough that even a strong man could just snap it like that. This is just embarrassing Pat, stop.
Attached the photo for reference, or at least trying my best!
Attached the photo for reference, or at least trying my best!
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Fatrick would flatly deny being fat and gay even as you show him video of him kneeling on a scale (whose display starts with "3") while sucking cock behind Hooligan's.
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Paddy receives a question that would be awkward, probably even deeply sad, for most in his situation. His answer is...something else.
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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no stalker. my porch is not made out of tupperware and rotted shipping pallets. that is your delusion.
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I grew up with quite a few kids who had estranged parents or problematic situations like that, and pretty much all of them suffered from it and I realized that even as a kid at the time. This is one of the shining exceptions to the rule. His daughter is a million times better off not ever being around this fat pathetic disgusting buffoon. I hope innocuous comments like this twist in his heart like a dagger every time behind his ridiculous ""scifi author tough guy every man" facade.
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Sadly, I think this guy is such a retard, and has so many extra chromosomes, that he literally doesn't even realize how disgusting he is to normal people.
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He thinks normal people are in awe of him. And not because of his considerable girth; he believes the ordinary joes admire him.
I hope he never tries to contact Jon’s daughter.